NWA: Wild West TV (Ep #8 ~ 5/21/15)

"Hello everyone and welcome to Wild West TV! I am your host Joey Styles and tonight we have a HUGE main event; AJ Styles & Alberto El Patron vs Cibernetico & CM Punk! Brace yourselves because..."

"Because, I am the quintessential stud muffin, Joel 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, but when they travel to Earth the ladies love to ride on my Pen.."

"JOEL!!!! LIVE TV, LIVE TV!!!"

"Sorry Joey, I almost forgot."

"It's ok Joel, it happens to the best of..."

"PENIS....GERTNER!!!!!"

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NWA: Wild West Tag Team Championship #1 Contender's Match
Karl Anderson & Kenny Omega vs The Young Bucks

The Bullet Club theme blares for both teams as all 4 guys are members of the stable, the match begins with a respectful handshake from all 4 guys as tonight, friends become enemies! Omega & Nick start the match off, Omega hits a spinning heel kick after reversing a short arm DDT following the usual lockup. Omega is quick to go for a cover but Nick kicks out at 1. Nick Jackson gets some momentum back after chopping Omega down with some stiff kicks, Nick hits the ropes and hits a swinging neck breaker before tagging Matt Jackson in. Matt goes right to work on the legs of Omega, kicks to left hamstring of Omega has him screaming out in pain. It's amazing how fast friends can become enemies once the bell rings! Omega is finally able to get to Anderson who comes storming into the ring, he knocks Matt down then charges the corner and knocks Nick off the apron with a forearm smash. The Machine Gun Karl Anderson is fired up and hits a series of snap leg drops on Matt but it's not enough to put The Young Buck away, Matt kicks out at 2. Anderson tags Omega back in who springboards into the ring and hits a DDT straight away on Matt Jackson. Omega hits a running power bomb on Matt but the count is broken up at 2 as Nick Jackson makes the save by kicking Omega in the back of the head. Omega jumps straight to his feet and looks shocked that Nick just did that, Omega looks down at Matt then looks at Nick before charging at the corner of The Young Bucks, Omega smashes Nick Jackson and turns around to eat a super kick from Matt, cover gets a 2 count. Anderson runs into the ring now and eats a super kick of his own from Matt! Matt Jackson is looking fired up, Nick is back on the apron and is calling for the More Bang For Your Buck, Matt picks Omega up while Nick ascends the top rope...MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK!!! 1....2....NO! Anderson broke the count up! Matt throws Anderson outside the ring and Nick Jackson gives chase and throws Anderson straight into the guardrail. Back in the ring and Omega has rolled Matt Jackson up, 1...2...KICK OUT! Omega is fired up and is yelling at Matt to get up, Omega hits a jaw breaker which sends Matt to the canvas, Omega climbs to the top rope...450 Splash! 1....2....Nick pulled the ref out! Anderson blindsides Nick and the two go crashing over the guardrail while Omega & Matt are trading punches int he middle of the ring....DING DING DING! TIMES UP! Both teams are still fighting, not hearing the bell until the ring announcer announces that the match has ended in a time limit draw. Both teams look upset at not winning but they shake hands with their opponents anyways as The Bullet Club theme plays both teams out of the ring.

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"HARASHIMA has come to Las Vegas looking for a fight, who in the back in man enough to take me on? Huh!? Don't tell me there is nothing buy boys in the back!"



Ishii charges the ring and HARASHIMA slides out of the opposite side of the ring then circles back onto the ramp, grabbing a mic in the process...

"Wh, wha, what are you doing here? I wasn't challenging you, I was challenging someone else! Sorry Ishii, I think I tore a hammy during my warm up, next week ok???"

Ishii does not look amused....Ishii turns and DESTROYS the ref with a Lariat from Hell! OH MY GOD! HARASHIMA is standing on the ramp with his mouth wide open in shock as we head to commercial break.

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Homma charges at Uhaa as soon as the bell rings but is met with over 250 lbs of solid muscle and bounces right off the large girth of a man! Uhaa brushes his chest off and then kicks Homma in the head. Homma is dragged back to his feet by his hair and Nation proceeds to lay the single biggest chop in Wild West history on Homma as the crowd WOOOOO's at the sound of Homma's flesh busting open. Nation his a lariat and then...Standing shooting star press...1....2....3! Uhaa Nation stands tall over the limp body of Homma as he makes the throat slashing gesture, this dude mean business!

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Taya Valkyrie makes her way to the ring, coming out to the Perros del Mal theme?....Joe Lider is with her! Both Wrestlers make their way to the ring as Joe Lider is playing with the crowd and seems to be having a blast. Taya grabs the mic...

"Ola Vegas! It is true, Taya & Joe are in the Wild West! What's more, Taya & Joe aren't alone....Taya & Joe brought friends....But not those friends!"

"Ciber...Ciber...CIBERNETICO...Thanks for signing me to this fat contract, I am going to enjoy getting paid to beat your ass! I can't believe that you fools fell for that! Taya & myself...THE REAL THUNDER of the Wild West, Joe Lider, will not be laying down and taking orders from The Calling!"

"But I will be more than happy to beat a bitch dead! AJ Lee, Sexy Star, you're both worthless and devoid of talent...But if you ever want to get your pretty little face beat in feel free to..."



"Taya...ARGH!!!!! Why are you such a bitch? We would have given you everything! I just spoke with Cibernetico and he said that next week it's Taya vs AJ, I hope your ready to be embarrassed! See you next week!"

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We cut to Minoru Suzuki who is in the back with a translator, he says that he just spoke with Cibernetico and that at the next big show it's going to be Daisuke Sekimoto vs Minoru Suzuki for the NWA: Wild West TV Title! Suzuki says that he will end the reign of Sekimoto and send him back to Japan in a box. Minoru goes on to say that he plans to beat some respect into the Wild West and that there is nothing that will contain him! Daisuke Sekimoto vs Minoru Suzuki is official!

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AJ Styles & Alberto El Patron vs Cibernetico & CM Punk

AJ Styles & Alberto El Patron make their entrances separate and play up the love from the live crowd. Cibernetico is next out and takes his sweet time coming to the ring. Cibernetico flips AJ & Alberto off and then taps his wrist and asks AJ if he knows what time it is....



Almost 2 months after being drafted 1st by Wild West Wrestling...CM PUNK is finally making his way to the ring to compete! AJ Styles doesn't allow Punk to enjoy his long entrance though as AJ comes flying over the top rope, wiping Punk out with a huge suicide dive. Cibernetico is caught watching the action as Alberto rushes across the ring and levels Cibernetico. The bell rings as all four guys start to brawl around ringside, AJ & Punk quickly find themselves in the crowd while Alberto & Cibernetico have made their way to the top of the ramp where they are battling, fist for fist. Alberto knee's Ciber in the guts and then sends the champ head first into the entrance set which has Cibernetico busted wide open. In the crowd, Punk & AJ are going at it and the two are throwing some punches with intent as both guys are desperate to destroy the other. Punk kicks AJ low and then grabs a fan's chair before waffling AJ across the back with it.

The action gets back to the ring eventually but the format is far from that of a traditional tag team match, all four guys are in the ring...AJ & Alberto get sent into the ropes at the same time and both hit flying head scissors simultaneously which sends both Punk & Ciber to the outside, AJ & Alberto look at one another before hitting the ropes and hitting double over the top rope flips! The crowd is going nuts as AJ & Alberto stand tall! After a commercial break we get AJ & Ciber in the middle of the ring, AJ misses with a lariat which Ciber capitalizes on and hits a German Suplex before tagging in Punk. CM Punk wastes no time and kicks AJ in the ribs while yelling at him to get up. Punk face palms AJ into the corner while screaming at him, AJ headbutts Punk and lunges at Alberto El Patron, Alberto is tagged in and goes straight for Punk! Punches, back and forth by both guys, Punk is wobbling, Alberto bounces off the ropes and misses with a lariat, Punk kicks his legs out then tags in Cibernetico. Ciber goes right back to work on the leg of Alberto El Patron as we head to our last commercial break of the night.

Back from commercial break just in time...AJ FLIES! Springboard shooting star press! OH MY GOD! Punk, Cibernetico & El Patron were all wiped out by that move as AJ takes center stage in the ring, much to the enjoyment of the crowd. El Patron manages to roll Cibernetico into the ring but AJ only gets a 2 count. The Calling is in a world of hurt at the moment, Alberto sends Punk crashing into the guardrail while AJ Styles hits Cibernetico with a huge spine buster. Alberto charges at Punk but he eats a back body drop into the crowd. Back in the ring, AJ is climbing to the top rope and is calling for Spinal Tap when a masked fan jumps the guardrail and shoves AJ off the top rope, Cibernetico is back to his feet, CHOKESLAM! 1....2....3! The Calling win after a masked fan interfered, who the hell is it?

Cibernetico, CM Punk & the masked man retreat up the entrance way as Alberto El Patron checks on his laid out partner. El Patron is giving The Calling the death look as Cibernetico is laughing and has a mic...

"Looks like we were one step ahead of you again...Notice the pattern here boys? You're weak, you can't beat us! Especially with the newest member of The Calling....SETH ROLLINS!!!!"

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Quick Results

1) Karl Anderson & Kenny Omega vs The Young Bucks ended in a Time Limit Draw @ 15:00
2) Uhaa Nation d. Tomoaki Homma via pin @ 4:21
3) The Calling (Cibernetico & CM Punk) d. AJ Styles & Alberto El Patron via pin @ 19:45