Dynamite Series (5/5/15)

"Hello everyone and welcome to the Grand Olympic Auditorium in Los Angeles, California & Welcome to Dynamite Series! I am Joey Styles..."

"And Well, Well, Well. It is I the quintessential stud muffin Joel 'I'm California dreamin, and I leave the women screamin'. Cause I'm a p***y lickin demon, with vanilla flavoured siemen' Gertner"

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Wild West TV Title Tournament Semi-Final #1
Kenta vs Daisuke Sekimoto

Both men get big receptions from the crowd as they enter the ring. The ref calls for the bell and both men stand in the center of the ring staring one another down. The moment passes when Kenta slaps Daisuke Sekimoto clean across the face! The big man shakes his head with a smile and tells Kenta to hit him again, Kenta obliges but it does nothing to Sekimoto. Feeling frustrated, Kenta starks kicking at the legs of Sekimoto but this doesn't go over too well as Sekimoto levels Kenta with a lariat. Sekimoto drops an elbow on Kenta and then goes for a nonchalant cover which gets 1 1/2. Both men are on their feet now and Kenta immediately hits the ropes, Sekimoto misses a lariat as Kenta ducks underneath, Kenta off the other ropes, he leaps and hits Sekimoto square in the chest with a flying double knee, Sekimoto falls back into the ropes but only to one knee. Kenta has the crowd fired up and he hits the ropes again and charges at Sekimoto, but Sekimoto surprises Kenta with a back body drop to the outside of the ring. Without hesitation Sekimoto hits the ropes and runs full steam and then hits a MONSTER over the top rope dive which sends the crowd nuts, Oh my god! Sekimoto throws Kenta back into the ring after playing with the crowd for a moment. Sekimoto gets Kenta into position and goes for his signature Bridging German Suplex but Kenta fights it off and hooks a leg around Sekimoto and then starts feeding him stiff elbow drops, Kenta gets free and runs full steam into the ropes and then charges right into a waiting Sekimoto who hits a huge German Suplex which makes Kenta land on his head and roll through onto his stomach. Sekimoto rushes over and Dead Lifts Kenta into his Bridging German Suplex, 1.....2.....3!

Winner: Daisuke Sekimoto via pin @ 9:21

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Wild West TV Tournament Semi-Final #2
Chris Hero vs Uhaa Nation

Hero gets a positive reception at first but he quickly changes that by motioning to the fans to stfu, he then flips off Uhaa Nation, which garners a smile from the big man. The bell rings and the two men lock up, Hero is shoved to the mat and then complains to the ref that Uhaa pulled his hair, which is met with bewilderment by by the ref, the fans & Uhaa Nation. Hero wants to do a test of strength which is accepted by Uhaa but Hero quickly kicks him in the gut then throws a headlock on Uhaa which garners boo's from the crowd and a few vulgar chants. Uhaa hits a side suplex on Hero, Hero bounces straight back to his feet and charges at Uhaa, Nation misses with a lariat and when he turns around he gets hit by a perfectly places Yakuza Kick, Hero covers, 1...2...Uhaa barely kicks out! Hero starts putting the boots to Uhaa Nation and then locks in Boston Crab. Hero is really wrenching on Uhaa Nation's back but Uhaa is able to reach the ropes and the ref breaks the hold. Hero starts kicking at Uhaa but gets an elbow in the gut for his trouble, Uhaa back to his feet and fired up. He hits Hero with a combo of elbow & forearm shots and then drops Hero with a European Uppercut. Out of nowhere Uhaa Nation hits the Standing Shooting Star Press, 1....2....3!

Winner: Uhaa Nation via pin @ 8:21

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Following the commercial break the camera's scramble backstage just in time to see Los Hell Brothers putting the boot's to Alberto El Patron. Cibernetico grabs El Patron and rams him head first into the cement wall. Averno then starts throws a chair at El Patron while Texano Jr. kicks and punches him. Los Hell Brothers have laid out Alberto El Patron on the night that El Patron promised to reveal shocking information about the group. The camera fades to Joey Styles & Joel Gertner who are standing on the rampway...

"We were originally scheduled to interview Alberto El Patron but due to the circumstances that just happened we will obviously not be able to bring you that interview and we can only hope that Alberto El Patron makes a full and speedy recovery..."

"Joey it's already been an explosive night of action and we are just getting started. As we speak the ring is being torn apart, the ropes are being replaced with Barbed Wire and explosive charges are being placed on the wire. A match never before seen on network television is next and it might damn near get us kicked of the air."

HARASHIMA appears on stage!

"Who cares about Alberto El Patron or Exploding Death Matches. What you should care about is me, HARASHIMA! All of you American fans know nothing about Pro-Wrestling, just like you know nothing about fashion. Look at you bums, you all disgust me. Joel you are the fattest and more disgusting human being I've ever laid eyes on, you sicken me. Joey I need to get out of this dirt hole and have a shower, I will see you Thursday night and I promise it will be the highlight of your pathetic life!"

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Blast King Championship ~ No Rope Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match
Atsushi Onita (c) vs Jun Kasai

Both men circle one another as the bell sounds to signify the start of this "contest", the crowd is buzzing with anticipation. Onita & Kasai lockup and force one another back slowly, every time they near the barbed wire the fans roar with excitement. Kasai transitions into a side head lock which Onita counters with a side suplex. Onita kicks Kasai in the head as he attempts to get to his feet, Onita screams "Come On" at Kasai before kicking him in the head again. Kasai has a sinister smile on his face which widens even more when Onita kicks him in the face yet again, the fourth time Onita tries to kick Kasai his leg is grabbed and Kasai low blows Onita. Kasai grabs a hurt Onita by the head and throws him head first into the barbed wire...



OH MY GOD!!! "HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T, HOLY SH*T", the crowd is going nuts as the smoke billows from one side of the ring. Kasai salutes the crowd and then goes for a cover, 1...2...NO! How did he kick out!? Kasai picks Onita up by the hair but is hit with a vicious headbutt from a bloodied Onita. Kasai staggers backwards and then runs at Onita, but Atsushi moves and Kasai runs straight into the barbed wire!!! ***BANG***, Kasai is caught in the wire and is hanging as smoke rises around him. The crowd is going crazy and the noise is so loud you can't even hear the ref count 2 on a cover from Onita. Onita Signals for the end and goes for the Fire Thunder Power Bomb but Kasai turns it into a hurricanrana, then hits a shining wizard! Kasai drags Onita back to his feet and then tries to whip Onita into the 3rd side of wire but Onita reverses it and shoots Kasai straight into the wire! ***BANG***, Kasai screams and then BEATS HIS CHEST and CHARGES at Onita. Kasai collides with Onita and they both go crashing into the 4th side of barbed wire! ***BANG***! DEAR LORD!!!! Both guys are out of it and both are bleeding immensely. Kasai is first to his feet and goes for a brainbuster but it's reversed and Onita hits the Fire Thunder Power Bomb! 1....2....NO! Kasai kicked out! Onita springs back to his feet and pulls a dazed Kasai up with him, Onita hits a 2nd Fire Thunder Power Bomb! 1....2.....3!!! WHAT A MATCH! Onita helps Kasai to his feet and then extends his hand, Kasai hesitates for a bit but finally accepts the handshake as the crowd chants "This Is Awesome".

Winner: Atsushi Onita @ 14:36

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As the show comes back from commercial break Bullet Club members AJ Styles, Karl Anderson & Kenny Omega are in the middle of the ring, which was being cleaned up from the previous Death Match. The ring has no ropes whatsoever and there are leftover piles of Barbed Wire laying around plus some ladders. AJ takes the mic...

"We're all dressed in Blue Jeans and White T-Shirts, the way all men come into war! Why wait till later tonight, Los Hell Brothers...Boys, get your asses down here and let's do this right now!!!"

Chessman, Averno & Texano Jr. Storm The Ring!!!

All 6 guys straight trading punches as a ref runs to ringside and rings the bell...

6 Man Street Fight
AJ Styles, Karl Anderson & Kenny Omega vs Chessman, Averno & Texano Jr.

With the ring having no ropes the match quickly spreads outside the ring as Averno & Omega find themselves fighting at ringside while Chessman & Anderson are in the front row fighting in the crowd. Back in the ring AJ Styles & Texano Jr. are trading punches and chops. Texano gets a knee into the stomach of AJ and then tries to hit a bulldog but it's reversed as AJ shoves Texano Jr. straight off of the ring, AJ backs up and then charges and hits a running shooting star press to the outside of the floor! OH MY GOD!!! Anderson hits Chessman with a steel chair and he is busted wide open while Averno is getting the better of Omega as he is landing some solid European uppercuts. The action is wild and chaotic as everyone is battling in the crowd now, Texano Jr. takes a fan's beer and hits AJ Styles square in the face with him. Kenny Omega is bleeding now as Averno threw him head first into an emergency exit door. The chaos goes all around the building until all of the men are gathered in the same area and are all fighting it out. With the madness ensuing, nobody realizes that AJ Styles has snuck off through the crowd and has made his way to the balcony directly above the brawling group on the floor. The crowd is standing and chanting "Please Don't Die" as AJ climbs on top of the guardrail with the help of a fan's shoulder. AJ makes a gun symbol with his hand and pulls the trigger...SPINAL TAP OFF THE BALCONY!!!! HOLY SH*T!!! The entire group is wiped out and through the madness the camera catches AJ sprawled across Texano Jr. The ref is there and makes the count on the floor! 1....2....3!!!



Winners: AJ Styles, Karl Anderson & Kenny Omega via pin @ 11:21

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Ladies & Gentlemen, it is now time for the finals of the Global Tag League which will also crown the 1st ever NWA: Wild West Tag Team Champions! At this time we'd like to ask everyone to give a big round of applause to the a tag team that really needs no introductions as they are living legends. Here too present the winners with the Global Tag League trophy is Ricky Morton & Stan Lane, The Midnight Express! The crowd gives the legends a big reception which is greeted with some energetic playing with the crowd from TMNE as they take their seat at ringside to watch the final.

Global Tag League Final & NWA: Wild West Tag Team Championship
The Mighty Don't Kneel vs The Young Bucks

The teams get streamers from the excited crowd as the introductions kick off. Nick Jackson & Mikey Nicholls will start the festivities off, as the bell rings both men circle one another. Nick shoots in for a takedown but that is foiled by Nicholls who manages to grab a chin lock on the mat straight away. This is instantly countered by Nick Jackson who rolls through and manages to get to his feet still hanging on to Nicholls and delivers a suplex. Both men stare at one another before tagging out to their partners. Shane Haste & Matt Jackson lock up in the centre of the ring with both men pushing the other man back a few feet before conceding ground to his opponent. Nick grabs a side headlock but is shot into the ropes by Haste who leaps frogs a charging Matt, Haste hits a spinning heel kick on the returning Matt Jackson which sends him rolling to the outside. As soon as Matt is back on his feet outside the ring he is met with a diving Shane Haste who plunges over the top rope and takes out Matt Jackson! Nicholls & Nick storm to the centre of the ring now and start to trade stiff elbow shoots, Haste fires off 3 in a row but Nick digs deep, yells and smashes back with 3 of his own. Neither man is budging! Nick see's Haste putting the boots to his brother outside the ring and hits the ropes, ducks a Nicholls lariat and hits a beautiful flip over the top rope! "This is awesome! clapclapclapclapclap" Nick is back to his feet and taking in the adoration of the crowd when Mikey Nicholls ascends the top rope and hits a monster frog splash onto a helpless Nick Jackson, all four men have been wiped out right in front of The Midnight Express, who look happier than a retiree with a bottle of viagra and a seniors buffet!...JOEL YOU CAN'T SAY THAT! Sorry Joey, the excitement is getting to me. Back to the action at hand, the crowd is going nuts for this one and are loving every second of the action as all four men manage to get back into the ring just before the 20 count (We don't play that 10 count BS in the Wild West!). Once back in the ring all four guys start trading shots while still on their knees, they all eventually work their way back to their feet and the punches turn into chops which arouses huge "Woooooo's" from the crowd. The Young Bucks back up and bounce off the ropes, they miss a pair of lariats on The Mighty Don't Kneel but on the return they both hit hurricanrana's which sends both Haste & Nicholls to the floor in the entrance way. The Young Bucks hit the ropes and go for a big dive but The Mighty Don't Kneel move at the last second, Haste & Nicholls are on the ring apron, Double Springboard Moonsaults!!! OHMY GOD! What a match this is, these two teams are giving everything they have for the glory of the Global Tag League and the prize of the Tag Team Titles! Back in the ring now and all four 4 guys look exhausted, Nicholls digs deep and hits the the ropes and charges at Matt Jackson but is met with a SUPERKICK out of nowhere from Nick Jackson! Haste then spears Nick Jackson, but when he gets up he eats a mean SUPERKICK from Matt Jackson, cover, 1....2...HE KICKED OUT! Matt can't believe it as he is on his knee's, suddenly Nicholls appears on the top rope and drops a huge knee on to the HEAD of Matt Jackson, cover, 1...2...Nick Jackson pulls the ref out of the ring, he is up on the ring apron and springboards into a jumping DDT from Mikey Nicholls HOLY SH*T!!!! The ref is back in, cover, 1....2....3!!!!! The Mighty Don't Kneel win! What a match, absolutely incredible stuff from these two warriors of teams.

Winners: The Mighty Don't Kneel via pin @ 21:14

The Midnight Express come into the ring with the tag team belts as well as the Global Tag League trophy, Ricky Morton takes the mic...

"Hot damn, now that's a Wrasslin' match! Boys, you two are going to be superstars, and that goes for The Young Bucks too. All of you guys busted  your asses tonight and that's what Pro-Wrestling is all about. Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls, you guys won every match in the Global Tag League, and tonight you've won the NWA: Wild West Tag Team Championships! Boys, it is our honor to present to you the Global Tag League trophy & the NWA: Wild West Tag Team Championships! Congrats champs!"

Shane Haste & Mikey Nicholls get big hugs and handshakes from The Midnight Express and they pose for a picture with the legends and their newly won trophy & tag team titles. The crowd gives them a standing ovation as we cut to a video showing highlights from the TV Title Tournament, the finals are next!

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Daisuke Sekimoto vs Uhaa Nation

The two big men stare one another down as the match begins, neither budges for a good 30 seconds before Sekimoto slaps his chest and screams come on, both giant men charge and collide in the middle of the ring but neither budges an inch. Sekimoto than unleashes a brutal forearm shot to Uhaa who immediately returns the favor. Both guys are standing toe to toe throwing monster forearm shots without blinking or moving, this is brutal! Uhaa Nation slaps a side headlock but is instantly suplexed onto his head, Uhaa springs back to his feet and rushes Sekimoto but he eats a huge lariat which drops him. Sekimoto covers but barely gets a 1 count, back to their feet and Sekimoto takes control and starts to work over the right leg of Uhaa, the same leg that Chris Hero worked over earlier in the show during the semi-finals. Sekimoto has Uhaa Nation in the corner and then unleashes some vicious back elbow shots to the jaw of Uhaa. Sekimoto then hits a running bulldog out of the corner on Uhaa, cover, 1...2...He kicks out. Sekimoto is telling the ref to count faster as he locks in a chin lock, much to the annoyance of the rabid crowd. Sekimoto smiles at the boo's he is receiving and stands up and kicks Uhaa in the back of the head and then...Goes back to the chin lock, the crowd is pissed at Sekimoto now and are chanting some rather vulgar things at the big man from Japan. Uhaa Nation finally gets his foot on the bottom rope which gets a pop from the crowd. The ref forces the hold to be broken and this gives Uhaa Nation the time to roll to the outside of the ring to get some air. Uhaa see's Sekimoto eyeing him up and grabs a steel chair from the time keeper, which Daisuke doesn't see. Sekimoto hits the ropes and goes for a tope but is met with a vicious chair shot out of nowhere! OH MY GOD! That just won the crowd over for Uhaa as they are chanting his name. Uhaa smashes Sekimoto's head into the guardrail which produces a stream of blood from Sekimoto's head. Both men get back into the ring and Uhaa doesn't waste any time and starts chopping away at Sekimoto, he gets him down to one knee and then hits a shining wizard, cover 1...2...NO! A bloodied Sekimoto barely kicks out, Uhaa drops a knee on his face and then springs to his feet, STANDING SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! That's his finish, COVER 1.....2....2 3/4!!! Uhaa can't believe it, Sekimoto sits up and looks at the shocked face of Uhaa who now looks terrified as a crimson masked Daisuke Sekimoto looks PISSED! Uhaa gets to his feet first and starts kicking Sekimoto who is no selling everything now, Sekimoto stands face to face with Uhaa and then headbutts him which busts the nose of Uhaa wide open. Sekimoto hits a belly to belly suplex and when Uhaa gets to his feet he gets destroyed with a vicious lariat. Here it comes, Sekimoto deadlifts Uhaa up!!!! Dear Lord! Bridging German Suplex! 1....2....3!!!! Daisuke Sekimoto is a beast and who the hell can defeat that? Sekimoto gets his TV Title and stands tall over the lifeless Uhaa Nation!

Winner: Daisuke Sekimoto via pin @ 15:51

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After the last month of chaos, it all comes down to this. The biggest & most important match in Wild West Wrestling's young history. Ric Flair vs Cibernetico is next! We get a video package of events that led to this match, including the match between Flair & Cibernetico @ Spring Stampede. The Hell In The Hell has been constructed around the ring and we are ready for our Main Event!

NWA: Wild West Heavyweight Championship ~ Hell In A Cell
(If Cibernetico wins he gets 50% of the company)
"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair vs Cibernetico

Ladies & Gentleman, first hailing from Charlotte, North Carolina & weighing in at 215 lbs, he is a former 16 World Heavyweight Champion, The Nature Boy, RIC....FLAAAAAAIIIIRRRR!

Flair makes his way to the ring in a bright orange robe as the crowd is getting louder and louder with huge chants of "Nature Boy" once the music stops. Flair is inside the cage and is awaiting the entrance of his arch nemesis...

(Who the hell was Cibernetico talking to on his phone in the back???)

His opponent hails from Tijuana, Mexico and is a former AAA Mega Campeones, he weighs in tonight at 224 lbs....THIS IS Ciber, Ciber, CIBERNETICO!!!!!

Cibernetico makes his way to the ring with Sexy Star by his side as the crowd chants some vulgar things at both of them, which garners a sadistic smile from Cibernetico, who enters the cage. The ref locks the cage door and the crowd is buzzing....DING!

Cibernetico is smiling at Flair, almost tauntingly as the actions starts. Cibernetico yells at Flair "You're too old, time to die haha" Cibernetico charges at Flair but the wily veteran does what the dirtiest player in the game does best, kicks Cibernetico square in the balls! Cibernetico drops to his knee's as Flair begins to strut in the middle of the ring which has the crowd going nuts. Flair than scratches the back of Cibernetico and then grabs his head and rams him headfirst into the turnbuckle. Cibernetico fights back with some elbow shots to Flair's midsection which sends the legend stumbling backwards. Cibernetico charges at Flair and takes him down with a Thesz Press, Cibernetico begins to unload punches on Flair followed by kicks to the head. Flair rolls to the outside of the ring but Cibernetico gives chase and grabs Flair by the hair before ramming his head into the side of the cage...And again! Cibernetico struts outside the ring as Flair is down in world of hurt. Flair gets pulled back to his knee's and he is busted wide open! Cibernetico lines Flair up and drives a well placed fist to the bloodied face of the Boss. Flair suddenly grabs a handful of Cibernetico's most prized jewels and Flair has a wild look in his eye as Cibernetico is tip toeing in pain, Flair then let's go of his grip on Cibernetico's unmentionables and chops the Mexican star which garners huge "WOOOO's" from the crowd. Flair has Cibernetico by the hair and he drives his head into the cage over, and over and over again! Flair does it for a 4th time and Cibernetico has blood streaming down his face now as well. Flair pulls out a table from under the ring and slides it into the ring, he also finds a trashcan full of weapons which gets sent into the ring as well. Cibernetico uses this time to his advantage and kicks Flair in the guts and then rolls him into the ring. Flair grabs a chair from the trashcan and smashes Cibernetico in the guts with it then he waffles him on the back which sends Cibernetico to the mat. Flair set's up a table in the corner but Cibernetico is to his feet! Cibernetico charges at Flair but Ric dodges Cibernetico and he goes crashing through the table! Flair covers 1...2...NO! Flair has Cibernetico hurt, Flair is going for the Figure Four but Cibernetico kicks him straight into the ref which knocks the ref out! Flair bounces back and kicks Cibernetico in the head, then Flair locks on the FIGURE FOUR LEG LOCK!!! There is no ref though, wait a second! Here comes Los Hell Brothers! Chessman has a pair of lock cutters and he just cut the lock off the door! Los Hell Brothers are about to storm the ring when The Bullet Club rush to ringside and start a giant brawl with Los Hell Brothers! There is chaos in the stands as The Bullet Club removes the threat of Los Hell Brothers. Back in the ring Flair still has the Figure Four locked and CIBERNETICO IS TAPPING, HE IS TAPPING!!! But there is no ref, Sexy Star grabs a chair and walks through the cut and broken door and slowly walks into the ring, she is going to hit Flair with the chair, NO!!!!.....

CM PUNK IS HERE! YES! YES! YES!

The crowd goes NUTS as CM Punk runs down the entrance way and straight through the open door and into the cage. Punk slides into the ring just as Sexy Star is about to hit Flair with the chair, he takes the chair from her as Cibernetico is tapping unrelentlessly then CM Punk.....HITS RIC FLAIR!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL!? Punk is laughing! PUNK IS LAUGHING! Flair is out, Sexy Star grabs the ref and rolls him into the ring while Punk drags an exhausted Cibernetico on top of Flair...NO DAMNIT NOT THIS WAY....1..........2............3!!!!! THAT SON OF A BITCH! WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED? We are out of time, we better get some damned answers on Thursday....I am sickened by what I just saw....

Winner: Cibernetico via pin @ 16:41


The show fades to Black as CM Punk is holding Cibernetico's hand in the air as Sexy Star hugs Cibernetico, all while a lifeless and completely bloodied Ric Flair lays at their feet...