Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Apr 11, 2022 12:28:56 GMT -5
Madusa, Renee Young, and Melissa Santos welcomed fans from their location in Barbados and informed watchers that all three matches would feature eight women in tag team action. They would have the main event. Commentary then shifted to Nigel McGuinness and Katarina Waters in Vienna, Austria, for match one.
Match One ~ "Blonde Bombers" (Bobbi Tyler, Hannah Taylor, Xia Brookside, & Candy Floss) with Vicky Haskins vs. "Aussie Experience" (Indi Hartwell, Lena Kross, Steph de Lander, & Peyton Royce with Billie Kay)
This was a real test for both squads which are jockeying for position in the ever competitive Europa Division. Both teams needed a win badly, as they've been 50/50 lately. They all fought with great urgency. Kay was antsy on the outside and wanted to get involved badly. She kept coaching her friends up from ringside. This ended up being a detriment to the team. Billie was giving instruction to Kross in the latter stages of the contest. Lena had to lean her head outside the ropes because Kay was trying to be secretive and needed proximity to give her message. This exposed Lena's back, and she got scooped up by Tyler for the surprise pin.
Winners = "Blonde Bombers" by pinfall in 14:58
After the match, Kay was admonished by Hartwell and her friends, while Royce took up for her bestie. Cooler heads prevailed and the group left together
Chiharu and Ai Hara were up next from Khartoum, Sudan.
Match Two ~ Mayu Iwatani, Akari, Tiger Queen, & Yuki Kamifuku vs. "Double M" (Madeline & Maria), Hazuki, & Akane Fujita
Mayu has now added Yuki as an ally in her impressive group. They opposed a thrown together tandem, but one that shares a common interest--mutual disdain for Mayu and company. This fueled the fire of intensity and helped "Double M" and friends get some great offense in. The ending was not without controversy, as Mayu dug her fingernails into the eyes of Fujita, blinding her and setting her up for the "Snap Dragon Suplex," which got the win.
Winners = Mayu Iwatani, Akari, Tiger Queen, & Yuki Kamifuku by pinfall in 18:23
Madusa and the gang ran down the history of the division among "The Horsewomen" over the last several months, particularly between she and Lynch. Charlotte organized this match as a last-ditch effort to get everyone back on the same page.
Match Three ~ "The Four Horsewomen" ("Belt Collector" Charlotte Flair, "The Man" Becky Lynch, "Money in the Bank" Mercedes KV, & "Role Model" Bayley Rose) vs. "Perras Malas" ("Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler, "Blasian Baddie" Mia Yim, & La Sicaria" Ivelisse Velez) and Thunder Rosa
This attempt to get the band back together, so to speak, was a colossal failure. No one in the "Horsewomen" camp was on the same page. There was no real communication or continuity. On the other side, it seemed like Thunder Rosa was staking a claim with the "Perras." She was dominant in her match portions. Equally dominant were her friends. Ultimately, a miscommunication caused Lynch to eat a "Yakuza Kick" from Charlotte by mistake. This set us up Becky for the "Kirifuda Clutch," which Baszler hung onto like a Pitbull. Becks eventually faded while Rosa, Yim, and Velez took out her partners.
Winners "Perras Malas" by referee stoppage in 20:14
After the match, "Golden Role Models" walked off in disgust. They told Charlotte, "It's over!" Charlotte was left dejected. Lynch then shoved her and the two got in each other's faces before being separated by Security. Madusa closed out the episode wondering if we had seen the end of the most dominant group in Femme Fatales history.
Match One ~ "Blonde Bombers" (Bobbi Tyler, Hannah Taylor, Xia Brookside, & Candy Floss) with Vicky Haskins vs. "Aussie Experience" (Indi Hartwell, Lena Kross, Steph de Lander, & Peyton Royce with Billie Kay)
This was a real test for both squads which are jockeying for position in the ever competitive Europa Division. Both teams needed a win badly, as they've been 50/50 lately. They all fought with great urgency. Kay was antsy on the outside and wanted to get involved badly. She kept coaching her friends up from ringside. This ended up being a detriment to the team. Billie was giving instruction to Kross in the latter stages of the contest. Lena had to lean her head outside the ropes because Kay was trying to be secretive and needed proximity to give her message. This exposed Lena's back, and she got scooped up by Tyler for the surprise pin.
Winners = "Blonde Bombers" by pinfall in 14:58
After the match, Kay was admonished by Hartwell and her friends, while Royce took up for her bestie. Cooler heads prevailed and the group left together
Chiharu and Ai Hara were up next from Khartoum, Sudan.
Match Two ~ Mayu Iwatani, Akari, Tiger Queen, & Yuki Kamifuku vs. "Double M" (Madeline & Maria), Hazuki, & Akane Fujita
Mayu has now added Yuki as an ally in her impressive group. They opposed a thrown together tandem, but one that shares a common interest--mutual disdain for Mayu and company. This fueled the fire of intensity and helped "Double M" and friends get some great offense in. The ending was not without controversy, as Mayu dug her fingernails into the eyes of Fujita, blinding her and setting her up for the "Snap Dragon Suplex," which got the win.
Winners = Mayu Iwatani, Akari, Tiger Queen, & Yuki Kamifuku by pinfall in 18:23
Madusa and the gang ran down the history of the division among "The Horsewomen" over the last several months, particularly between she and Lynch. Charlotte organized this match as a last-ditch effort to get everyone back on the same page.
Match Three ~ "The Four Horsewomen" ("Belt Collector" Charlotte Flair, "The Man" Becky Lynch, "Money in the Bank" Mercedes KV, & "Role Model" Bayley Rose) vs. "Perras Malas" ("Queen of Spades" Shayna Baszler, "Blasian Baddie" Mia Yim, & La Sicaria" Ivelisse Velez) and Thunder Rosa
This attempt to get the band back together, so to speak, was a colossal failure. No one in the "Horsewomen" camp was on the same page. There was no real communication or continuity. On the other side, it seemed like Thunder Rosa was staking a claim with the "Perras." She was dominant in her match portions. Equally dominant were her friends. Ultimately, a miscommunication caused Lynch to eat a "Yakuza Kick" from Charlotte by mistake. This set us up Becky for the "Kirifuda Clutch," which Baszler hung onto like a Pitbull. Becks eventually faded while Rosa, Yim, and Velez took out her partners.
Winners "Perras Malas" by referee stoppage in 20:14
After the match, "Golden Role Models" walked off in disgust. They told Charlotte, "It's over!" Charlotte was left dejected. Lynch then shoved her and the two got in each other's faces before being separated by Security. Madusa closed out the episode wondering if we had seen the end of the most dominant group in Femme Fatales history.