"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 87 (Week 173)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we're inching closer to Starrcade and the collision course between Kairi Hojo and Charlotte Flair!"

Renee Young: "It's such an exciting time of year! It seems like just yesterday we were celebrating Kairi's title win at Halloween Havoc, now she has a 'Best of Three Falls' defense at the biggest event in pro wrestling!"

Melissa Santos: "NWA: Femme Fatales is on fire, and the future is only getting brighter!"

Just then, this entrance video aired on the tron:

Television Champion Priscilla Kelly came sauntering to the ring. She threw the championship into the ring, then slid in an did her customary entrance.

Priscilla Kelly: "Since I won this Television Championship, I've been dominant. No one has come close to taking this championship away from me. I've put a spell on the entire roster. Now, I'm all out of playmates. But, the game must go on. So, I took to the Twitterverse earlier in the week and made an open challenge to anyone who would dare enter my playground. But, as I expected, no one wants to play with me."

Just then, there was a disturbance on the tron, then this image appeared:

"Do not be so hasty, child. Femme Fatales may be all out of challengers, but we love a good game. Ready or not, here we come. It's time to play."

Miceli: "Oh my! It's Rosemary! She's the former Courtney Rush! This is a game changer! She's dangerous!"

Rosemary stalked to the ring  with an intense look in her eyes. Kelly looked trepidatious, clearly thrown off her game. As Rosemary attempted to enter the ring, Priscilla rushed her. She nailed Rosemary in the back with several punches before launching her into the ropes, Kelly went for a "Clothesline" that was ducked. As she turned around, she was met with a kick to the face. Rosemary then spit red mist into the eyes of Kelly before leveling her with "Red Wedding." Rosemary then laid chest first on the mat beside a writhing Kelly and began to laugh, saying, "That was fun! We like playing with you!" Kelly then lunged her right arm out and grabbed Rosemary by the hair. Priscilla then pulled Rosemary in close to her and licked her face, smiling with her mist-soaked eyes closed. Rosemary then dragged Kelly out of the ring and threw her over her shoulder before taking her to the back.

Miceli: "Ok. What just happened?!"

Young: "Did they just become best friends?!"

Santos: "Or, do they hate each other?! That was bizarre!"

Miceli: "Not to mention the fact that Rosemary just showed up on our TV and laid out the TV Champion! Talk about irony! Fans, we haven't even started the program and already we're seeing some major league action! So, let's give you the rundown for tonight. Yuki Kamifuku will interview our newest signee, Mina Shirakawa. Speaking of new signees, 'B.O.O.T.Y.' has added yet another new member and we'll see her in our first match! 'The Apocalypse' will challenge 'Sadistic Tails' for the Impact Tag Team Championship! and, Io Shirai battles Saki Kashima in our main event! Let's go to the ring!"

Match One ~ Karissa Rivera with Salina de la Renta vs. Sherilyn Guerrero

Guerrero started out hot, but that advantage faded after being tripped up by de la Renta outside the referee's view. Rivera took over from there, eventually finishing off her fellow Latina after a "Running Hip Attack" and "Penalty Kick."

Winner = Karissa Rivera by pinfall in 8:08

Miceli: "Impressive debut from Karissa Rivera!"

Young: "The second generation talent has the makings of a star!"

Santos: "She's representing Puerto Rico, just like her leader Salina de la Renta!"

Miceli: "Fans, let's take a quick break. We'll be back with more action in three minutes!"

Miceli: "We're back! Yuki Kamifuku is standing by in the ring with a special interview from brand new signee Mina Shirakawa."

Yuki Kamifuku: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Mina Shirakawa."

Shirakawa high-fived fans on her way to the ring. She shook hands with Kamifuku as she prepared to be interviewed.

Kamifuku: "Mina, anata wa kyō Amerika de debyū shite imasu. Don'na kanjidesu ka (Mina, you are debuting in America today. How does it feel)?"

Mina Shirakawa: "Watashi wa koko ni iru koto ni hijō ni kōfun shite imasu (I am very excited to be here)!"

Just then, "Team Crazy Cute's" entrance played, bring out Maki Ito and Mizuki. They marched to the ring as Shirakawa and Kamifuku looked on.

Maki Ito: "Anata wa dareda to omoimasu ka (Who do you think you are)?!"

Shirakawa: "Anata wa nani ni tsuite hanashite imasu ka? Watashi wa debyū no intabyū no tame ni koko ni iru (What are you talking about? I am out here for my debut interview)."

Ito: "E e, sonotōri! Anata wa watashitachi no kaminari o ubau tame ni koko ni iru! Anata wa machi no kanari atarashī mono to shite shira retai! Sate, anata no senaka o yoku (Yeah, right! You are out here to try and steal our thunder! You want to be known as the pretty new thing in town! Well, you'd better watch your back)!"

Shirakawa: "Anata no uchi no 2-ri to watashi no 1-ri dake ga iru tokiniha, totemo ōkina hanashi o suru no wa kantandesu (It's easy to talk so big when there are two of you and only one of me)."

Ito: "Watashi wa anata no uchi no hitori o mimasen. Watashi wa soko ni tatte iru 2-ri no kawaī pantsu o miru (I don't see one of you. I see two pretty little punks standing there)!"

Ito and Mizuki promptly went to hammering on Shirakawa and Kamifuku. They double-whipped them across the ring. Mina and Yuki double reversed. They hit stereo dropkicks on Ito and Mizuki, knocking them both down. "Team Crazy Cute" powdered out of the ring. Ito was yelling and slamming the mat. Mina and Yuki high-fived and then did a hip bump as the fans cheered.

Miceli: "I guess Mina Shirakawa proved she's not the one to mess with!"

Young: "And our interviewer Yuki Kamifuku, for that matter!"

Santos: "They're not just a couple of pretty faces! I'm looking forward to what we'll see out of Mina Shirakawa!"

Miceli: "Fans, let's take another break. It's the Impact Tag Team Championship up for grabs when we return!"

Miceli: "We're back! Let's go to the ring!"

Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Impact Tag Team Championship ~ "Sadistic Tails" (Kana & Mio Shirai) vs. "The Apocalypse" ("Death Machine" Jessicka Havok & KillHer Bea)

Jim Ross would call this one a slobberknocker. All four ladies went at it full tilt. No team had the clear advantage, as they kept jockeying back and forth. Ultimately, it disintegrated into a four-way brawl that could not be contained. The referee finally called for the bell after being shoved by members of both sides.

Winners = double disqualification in 14:14 ("Sadistic Tails" retain)

Miceli: "Hard-fought match, but no winner is a disappointment!"

Young: "They beat each other senseless, but they're all wanting to go some more!"

Santos: "Kana and Mio retained the titles, but they were in for one heck of a fight doing it!"

Miceli: "We'll be back with our main event next!"

Miceli: "We're back! The incomparable Io Shirai is in our main event against the dynamic Saki Kashima! Let's get it on!"

Match Three ~ "The Ace" Io Shirai with Manami Toyota vs. Saki Kashima

This was a highly competitive match. Io has the size, strength, and experience advantage. But, Saki was not intimidated. She continued to come at Io without backing down. She even had the clear upper hand at various points. Io did what Io does, weathering the storm and coming back strong in the end. She got the victory with her "Moonsault," but it was tougher than she expected it to be.

Winner = Io Shirai by pinfall in 20:37

Miceli: "That was a fantastic main event! Io Shirai pulls out another one against a very tough opponent, once again proving why she calls herself 'The Ace!' Fans, that's going to do it for tonight. Please join us again next week on TNT for more Femme Fatales! We'll be airing on Wednesday, the night before Starrcade, instead of our normal timeslot on Thursday! See you then! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"