Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Sept 7, 2017 7:17:53 GMT -5
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are my girls Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Ladies, we have some interesting developments coming out of last week!"
Renee Young: "That's right! 'The Four Horsewomen' have challenged 'The Asylum' to find a partner and face them in an eight-woman match here tonight!"
Melissa Santos: "Also, 'The Booty Brigade' will be defending the Trios Championship against 'Oedo Tai' and 'Queen Kongs' will put up the Ladies Night Ultra Championship in a battle with 'Fire-n-Nice!'"
Miceli: "And, we'll kick off the hour right now with singles action between Jessicka Havok and Bea Priestley!"
Match One ~ "Death Machine" Jessick Havok with "Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif vs. Bea Priestley
In another plot twist to the ongoing saga of the Bea Priestley-KillHer Bea personality shake-up, Bea challenged Havok to a match. As ironic as it seems, Bea's alter ego KillHer Bea is a member of Havok's group "The Apocalypse." Still, Havok's not one to turn down a fight, so she accepted and these two went to war. Havok dominated the action. Bea got in some offense, but the pace was dictated by the bigger and more brutal "Death Machine." The match went a funky direction after Havok threw Priestley over the top rope, then went to the floor and slammed Priestley's head into the steel steps. When Priestley arose, her demeanor changed. She looked enraged. Bea reached into her tights and pulled out the KillHer Bea facemask, put it on, and let out a guttural scream. Havok looked shocked. Bea then began to stalk around ringside. She then jumped back into the ring, got face-to-face with Havok, who prepared to defend herself, then hugged her aggressively and walked out of the ring. Havok watched in stunned disbelief as Bea then high-fived MsChif on her way down the aisle. The referee began her count as Bea walked back through the entrance way.
Winner = Jessicka Havok by countout in 10:02
Miceli: "This ordeal with Bea Priestley gets weirder and weirder. Now, she's changing personalities in the middle of matches!"
Young: "It's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen in the sport!"
Santos: "She's a few fries short of a Happy Meal. The girl needs professional help."
Miceli: "We'll take a break and be back with the first of two title matches!"
Miceli: "Welcome back, fans! We're ready for more action! Let's go to the ring!"
Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Trios Championship ~ "Booty Brigade"--"Spoiled Brats"--Aria Blake & Mila Naniki and "New York Knockout" Brandi Lauren vs. "Oedo Tai"--Hana Kimura and "Twizted Sisterz"--Thunder Rosa & Holidead with ACT Yasukawa
This was a wild and frenetic match. "Oedo Tai" is unorthodox in all that they do. "Booty Brigade" struggled to get a handle on them. Rosa and Holidead are especially off the wall, and their less than traditional offense had Naniki and company all out of whack. Toward the match's end, Lana Austin and Simone Johnson came to ringside. They took out ACT Yasukawa. Then, Lana began to distract the referee while Simone snuck into the ring and blasted Holidead with a steel chair. Kimura and Rosa gave chase as Lauren covered Holidead for the pin.
Winners and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Trios Champions = "Booty Brigade" by pinfall in 13:13
Miceli: "Major assist from fellow 'Booty Brigaders' Lana and Simone! They stole that one!"
Young: "They retained by any means necessary. I guess a win's a win!"
Santos: "'Oedo Tai' looked to have that one in the bag for a while. I guess Lana and Simone knew they had to do something to save the championship. There certainly is power in numbers!"
Miceli: "You got that right! Fans, we've gotta take another commercial break! Be back with more in just a moment!"
Miceli: "We're back and we need to keep this train rolling on! Britt Baker massaged her business relationship with Jordan Richards to finagle our next title match tonight. 'Queen Kongs' have dominated the Ladies Night Ultra Championship since winning it back in March. Can they continue to steamroll the competition? Let's find out!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Championship ~ "Queen Kongs"--Aja & Awesome Kong with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. "Fire-n-Nice"--Britt Baker & Chelsea Green
The fans were split as to which team to boo here. On the one hand, "Joshi Mafia" has terrorized NWA: Femme Fatales since its inception. On the other hand, "Fire-n-Nice" has taken the shortcut of being "in" with the owner of the company to gain opportunities they have not necessarily earned. Nevertheless, this proved to be a great match. As expected, "Queen Kongs" usually have the lion's share of the offense. However, Baker and Green showed they were no pushovers. Halfway through the match, Britt Baker's significant other Adam Cole (bay bay) came to ringside to cheer on "Fire-n-Nice." This distraction gained Britt and Chelsea a momentary upper hand. They took advantage by double-teaming Aja after knocking Awesome off the apron with a "Double Dropkick." while the action went on in the ring, Cole took the opportunity to further damage Awesome with a "Super Kick." Toyota slapped Cole afterward, but the damage was done. This isolated Aja. However, she thwarted a double team and hit a "Double Clothesline" on Baker and Green. She charged at Baker in the corner and missed. When she bounced off the turnbuckle, she was rolled up by Baker. Green then piled on for the double pin.
Winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Champions = "Fire-n-Nice" by pinfall in 11:46
Miceli: "What an upset! Britt and Chelsea just defeated the Kongs!"
Young: "I have to admit, they did it! Now, Adam Cole is responsible for taking out Awesome Kong, but Britt and Chelsea took care of business inside the ring!"
Santos: "It was an unfair advantage, but it wasn't something we haven't seen 'Joshi Mafia' do a thousand times either! So, it's hard to feel bad for Aja and Awesome Kong."
"Queen Kongs" raged around the ring as "Fire-n-Nice" celebrated with Cole outside the ring. Manami Toyota berated the referee for missing the interference by Cole, to no avail.
Miceli: "Fans, we've got the huge eight-woman still to come, assuming 'The Asylum' has found a partner! We'll have that match when we return!"
Miceli: "Fans, we're back! Lilian Garcia is standing by with 'The Asylum.' Let's see if they found someone to team with them."
Lilian Garcia: "I'm here with AJ Lee, Mary Dobson, and Ruby Riot, 'The Asylum.' Last week, you defeated 'The Four Horsewomen' by disqualification. They then challenged you to find a partner to face all four of them this week. Were you successful?"
AJ Lee: "Absolutely!"
Garcia: "Well, who is she? You certainly don't have anyone out here with you now."
Lee: "We're keeping it under wraps until the time comes."
Garcia: "well, you're about to head out to the ring. Wouldn't the time be now?"
Lee: "Just a few more moments, Lilian. Trust me when I tell you that our partner is ready to go and she's going to kick some 'Horsewoman' a--!"
Garcia: "Care to give me a little hint?"
Lee: "Let's just say I still have some very good friends in the business."
Garcia: "Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough. Back to you, Madusa."
Miceli: "Very Interesting. We're all on pins and needles! Let's get this main event started!"
Match Four ~ "The Four Horsewomen"--Charlotte Flair, "Money in the Bank" Mercedes KV, "Lass Kicker" Becky Lynch, & Davina Rose vs. "The Asylum"--AJ Lee, "Crazy" Mary Dobson, & Ruby Riot, and a mystery partner
"The Four Horsewomen" made their entrance first and beckoned "The Asylum." Charlotte got on the microphone and insinuated that no one wanted to team with "The Asylum" because they're all afraid of "The Horsewomen." AJ and company came to ringside. AJ had a microphone in hand and said, "Trust Me. We have a partner. In fact, take a look up here!"
The following image flashed on the tron:
Miceli: "Holy crap!"
Celeste Bonin, AJ Lee's best friend and former Femme Fatales roster member, came stomping down to the ring with "The Asylum." Charlotte and the rest of her partners protested, but Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa came out and confirmed that Bonin was licensed and ready to go. The fans were rabid for this one. Bonin was in rare form and looked to be in phenomenal shape. She tore through Charlotte and friends with a ferocity we haven't seen from her. The match went back and forth for quite a while with no clear-cut dominant faction. "The Horsewomen" eventually took over on Riot and isolated her for several minutes. She finally got a tag in to Bonin, who came in like a house of fire, knocking down every opponent by herself. The action broke down with all eight women in the ring at the same time. The referee was losing control. Bonin locked in her "Lotus" hold on Lynch, who began to tap after several seconds. The referee was trying to clear the ring and missed it. Charlotte then "Chop Blocked" Bonin's left knee. She then snatched her up and cinched in the "Figure Eight." Bonin fought her way to the ropes for the break. Charlotte couldn't believe it. The fight went on and eventually ended with KV pinning Dobson after knocking her out with her four-fingered gold ring.
Winners = "The Four Horsewomen" by pinfall in 22:37
Miceli: "KV got away with one there! She cracked Dobson in the head with that thick gold ring!"
Young: "There's no way Dobson's going out with one punch unless there was something on that hand!"
Santos: "'The Horswomen' prevailed this time, but the war is not over yet!"
Miceli: "How about Celeste Bonin?! What a showing for her!"
Young: "She looked great! She hasn't missed a beat!"
Santos: "She showed the same fire we knew when she was here before!"
Miceli: "Is she back for good?! Or, was this just a one-time thing! We need that question answered! Fans, unfortunately, we're out of time for this week. Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"