Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Jul 6, 2017 12:49:20 GMT -5
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we're less than a week removed from 'The Great American Bash,' where Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai tore the house down in the match of the night! They're thirty-minute draw settled nothing and both women walked away with their championships intact."
Renee Young: "It was a night to remember and a match for the ages! Kairi needed one more second of clock time and she might have won the match!"
Melissa Santos: "I've seen hundreds of women's matches in my career, but that one might have been the best. Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai clearly are the two best in the business!"
Miceli: "You got it! Off the heels of that, we have a great episode tonight! Julia Ho and Tay Melo have challenged 'Joshi Mafia' for the Tag Team Championship!"
Young: "I'm looking forward to seeing Kana defend the Television Championship against Toni Storm!"
Santos: "We'll also see members of 'Oedo Tai' take on Bantamweight staple Sumire Natsu and her enforcer Seika Raiki!"
Miceli: "In fact, that will be our first match-up! Let's get to it!"
Match One ~ "Oedo Tai"--Yumi Ohka & Maya Yukihi with ACT Yasukawa vs. Sumire Natsu & Seika Raiki
Ohka and Yukihi, the former "Dark Wave," joined "Oedo Tai" a couple of weeks ago. This was their first televised match since joining. Yukihi seemed apprehensive to engage the entire match. By the end, everyone knew why. She eventually walked away from partner Ohka and allowed her to be placed in the "Torture Rack" by Raiki. ACT Yasukawa implored Yukihi to get back to the ring, but she kept walking. Ohka had no choice but to submit.
Winners = Sumire Natsu & Seika Raiki by submission in 9:12
Miceli: "What the heck is going on with Maya Yukihi? She's been aligned with Yumi Ohka since coming back to the company! She was like a disciple! Now, she just walked away!"
Young: "That was the weirdest thing. She almost had no emotion!"
Santos: "It was almost like she was under some kind of a spell! Regardless, ACT Yasukawa is irate, while Yumi Ohka is wondering what just went down!"
Miceli: "Fans, we'll take a commercial break and be back with more in just a moment!"
Miceli: "We're back! While we were away, 'Aussie Fight Club' took the ring hostage! Demi Bennett has a microphone. let's see what she has to say!"
Demi Bennett: "Bea Priestley, you trollop, get out here!"
Miceli: "Is Bea Priestley even in the building?"
Bea Priestley's music hit, but it wasn't exactly she who came out:
It was her maniacal alter-ego KillHer Bea, who appeared sans facemask in favor of a sinister face-painting job.
Bennett: "What's the problem?! We got no beef with you, but you stuck your nose in our business last week and cost us a match! That's grounds for an a**-kicking!"
KillHer Bea grabbed a microphone.
KillHer Bea: "Aww. So sorry. Did we hurt you? We just wanted to come out and play. Ms. Priestley never lets us have fun. She keeps us locked away. Sometimes, we have to escape. But now, we have new playmates. They said their names are MsChif and Jessicka Havok. We like them. They let us play rough. Just don't tell Ms. Priestley. She'll lock us up again."
Kellyanne: "What in the h*** are you talking about?!"
Bea: "Ooh, temper, temper. It may be time to play again."
Carmen: "Bring it on, you wacko!"
Bennett: "Get your schizoid a** in this ring!"
KillHer Bea approached the ring with a smile on her face. Just before she entered, "The Apocalypse" ran to the ring. They all three jumped in and a six-way brawl ensued.
Miceli: "Oh my! Bonus match!"
Young: "Get it on, ladies!"
Santos: "Yes! Lucha! Lucha! Lucha!"
The battle raged into the backstage area.
Miceli: "Let's take a quick break and we'll be back with the Tag Team Championship match! Don't go away!"
Miceli: "What a melee backstage. During the break, Security was called to separate everyone. This is quickly developing into a heated rivalry! let's go to the ring!"
Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ "Joshi Mafia"--Hikaru Shida & Syuri with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. "Foreign Exchange"--Julia "Will Killah" Ho & Tay Melo with Nicole Zhao
Ho and Melo came to the ring ready for battle:
All four women are well-versed in various forms of martial arts and it was showcased in this match. all four ladies had shining moments throughout. Ultimately, this came down to veteran experience over athletic prowess, as Shida ducked an attempted kick by Melo and pulled her into a "Schoolgirl Roll." Shida had a giant handful of Melo's tights, keeping a flailing Melo from getting her shoulder off the mat.
Winners and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Champions = "Joshi Mafia" by pinfall in 18:49
"Foreign Exchange" was outraged after the match. They berated the referee for missing the held trunks as "Joshi Mafia" retreated to the back.
Miceli: "Well, they stole one there!"
Young: "No doubt about it!"
Santos: "Ho and Melo gave it a run, but Shida and Syuri outsmarted them at the end! They survived more than they won the match!"
Miceli: "Exactly! Fans, we'll take another break. The TV Title is on the line next! Stay with us!"
Miceli: "we're back from commercial. Let's go to the ring for what should be a great main event!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Television Championship ~ Kana with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. Toni Storm with Tenille Averil
This was a heavy-hitting strikefest. Kana is puro "Strong Style" all day. Toni is European "Strong Style" with a technical, submission blend. They beat the hide off each other nearly a half-hour. Storm dropped Kana with her infamous "Piledriver," but kana powered out. Kana hit several head kicks, but could not get a pin on any of them. The action spilled outside and the ladies began to slug it out toward the announcer's area. Our commentary team bailed when the two took turns bouncing each other's heads off the table. Storm knocked Kana onto the table and ran up to the apron. She then climbed the ropes and executed a splash that destroyed the table and both combatants. The referee, who had shown patience and leniency up to that point, had no choice but to count. Storm nearly made the ring at nine, but Kana grabbed her by the leg.
Winner = double countout in 28:18 (Kana retains)
Miceli: "Now, that was a war! Fans, it also took our remaining time, so we gotta go! Please join us again next Thursday for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"
The program went off the air with officials separating and assisting both ladies to the back.