Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Dec 22, 2016 11:55:35 GMT -5
William Regal: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the finest sixty minutes of pro wrestling in the world, the Show Time Power Hour! I'm your host, William Regal. With me is my hall of fame colleague, Michael Hayes! Michael, we have a blockbuster main event tonight!"
Michael Hayes: "Yep! It's a three-way cage match, baby! Brock Lesnar will be locked inside the steel with Kevin Steen and Commissioner Scott Hall! Somebody's gonna get hurt!"
Regal: "Presumably so. Brock Lesnar is a man possessed. He will not stop until he hands a beating to both Kevin Steen and Scott Hall! That will be at the end of our program! But first, Dean Ambrose will defend the Cruiserweight Championship in a 'Four Corners' match! Let's go to the ring!"
Match One ~ NWA: Show Time Cruiserweight Championship ~ "Four Corners Elimination" match ~ Dean Ambrose vs. Jay White vs. Tony Nese vs. Johnny Mundo with "Queen of the Underground" Catrina
The champion fought like a maniac to retain his title. Tony Nese was eliminated first after Johnny Mundo held his tights on a "Roll-up." Next to go was Mundo himself after being disqualified due to the outside interference of his "Worldwide Underground" brethren, Jack Evans and PJ Black. That left Jay White and Ambrose to duke it out. They went at it for nearly ten minutes, much to the crowd's delight. White had the upper hand after a "Missile Dropkick." As he was poised to go for the cover, Adrian Neville flew out of the backstage area and attacked both competitors, obliterating them.
Winner = no contest in 30:14 (Ambrose retains)
Regal: "What in the world precipitated that unprovoked attack by Adrian Neville?!"
Hayes: "If he's sending a message, it got sent loud and clear!"
Neville grabbed a microphone.
Adrian Neville: "Have you people forgotten who I am?! Jordan Richards, have you forgotten who I am?! I am a legend in the cruiserweight world! It's because of me that this company even has a Cruiserweight division! I am an innovator and a pioneer! You will not forget about me! I will own this division and that sterling silver belt very soon! Mark my words, Dean Ambrose, your days are numbered! And, if anyone of you punks like Jay White here gets in my way, I'm going to blast the lot of you!"
Regal: "Apparently, Adrian Neville has taken exception to the new Cruiserweight division, or, at least, the fact that he has not been the focal point of it."
Hayes: "If he wants to make quick enemies, he's going about it the right way. He's also barking at the top of the food chain in Dean Ambrose. We'll see how the champ responds."
Regal: "We'll be back with the three-way main event next!"
Regal: "Fans, we're back! The steel cage has been lowered and is awaiting its victims. Let's go to Scarlett Bordeaux for introductions!"
Match Two ~ "Three-Way Steel Cage" match ~ "The Beast" Brock Lesnar with Eve Torres vs. Kevin Steen with Black Widow vs. Commissioner Scott Hall with "Under Boss" Bad Luck Fale & Yellow Barbie
This match was as brutal as it gets. Brock Lesnar has never been more maniacal in an assault as he was in this bout. He physically dissected both men. The fifty-seven-year-old Commissioner Hall was a particular target, mainly because he was too slow to get away from Lesnar. he ate ten "German Suplexes." Steen endured several of his own. There was one incredible sequence where Lesnar hit a double "German Suplex" on both men simultaneously. Eventually, Steen and Hall took over and double-teamed Brock. But, their flurries did not last long. Lesnar dragged this match out, refusing to pin either man. Steen and Hall did make several attempts to pin each other and get an end to the violence, but Lesnar thwarted their efforts each time. Finally, he pinned both men, who had been beaten and bloodied, after an "F-5" to Hall, followed by an "F-5" of Steen on top of Hall.
Winner = Brock Lesnar in 20:43
Regal: "My Lord, I've never seen a sustained beating like the one Brock Lesnar just perpetrated on Kevin Steen and Scott Hall!"
Hayes: "That wasn't just a beat down! It was a mugging! It was an assault! He almost should be arrested for that match!"
Lesnar grabbed a microphone.
Brock Lesnar: "This is what happens to people who mess with 'The Beast!' You get dead! Bray Wyatt, you're next on my hit list! I want my belt back! Get ready to take a trip to 'Suplex City,' b****h!"
Regal: "I guess Brock Lesnar is going after the World Champion Bray Wyatt."
Hayes: "We knew it wouldn't be long! Jordan Richards said he needed to take care of business here, then he'd be coming after the 'ten pounds of gold!'"
Regal: "Fans, we're all out of time for this week. Please join us next Tuesday on TBS for more of the Show Time Power Hour! Don't forget that this Friday is the 'Big Gold' Platinum Anniversary Tournament! For Michael Hayes, I'm William Regal, saying, ta ta for now!"