"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 30 (Week 60)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Last week, we saw a prelude to 'Armageddon' with an eight-woman tag team match that was off the charts good. Nearly forty-five minutes later, and we still had no clear-cut winners. This multi-woman match at 'Fall Brawl to End it All' is going to be a war!"

Renee Young: "All of the Femme Fatales contingent of 'The Bullet Club' will team with their compatriot from NWA: HAWK, Sasha Banks, to take on an NWA contingent that will be finalized today. We know that Nixon Newell will represent NWA: HAWK as the foil to Sasha! Who will GM AJ Lee choose to join her in battle?!"

Melissa Santos: "AJ has been very tight-lipped about this team she has put together. We know it will be top notch. We also know that Kairi Hojo has proven she can co-exist with her mortal enemies in 'Joshi Mafia,' Io Shirai in particular. Should AJ include them both, I think it's safe to say that they can work together for one more match."

Miceli: "Well, let's put the wondering to bed and bring out AJ Lee right now! Jessica Rose, take it away!"

Jessica Rose introduced General Manager AJ Lee to thunderous applause.

AJ Lee: "Well, it's time to make this thing a reality! We all know that I have signed a ladies match featuring every female member of 'The Bullet Club' against the combined forces of the NWA. All but one of the 'Bullet Babes,' as they refer to themselves, are contracted to NWA: Femme Fatales except for NWA: HAWK's Sasha Banks. So, she will join Mio Shirai, Tsukasa Fujimoto, Arisa Nakajima, Becky Lynch, Black Widow, Mandy Leon, Santana Garrett, and Jessie McKay. So, who will I choose to take them on? Well, I've thought long and hard about this decision. I have spoken with Commissioner Aikawa. I have spoken with CEO Jordan Richards. I have consulted with some of our respected trainers. After all that, I've come up with what I believe will be a super-team! NWA: HAWK has chosen Nixon Newell to represent that promotion opposite Sasha. From NWA: Femme Fatales, the following ladies have been chosen to oppose 'The Bullet Club' contingent: Kairi Hojo, Io Shirai, Mayu Iwatani, Kana, Hikaru Shida, jessicka Havok, MsChif, and LuFisto. Now, you may be wondering why certain members of the roster were left off this team. This was an agonizing decision. There were at least two or three people I thought about putting in the match who did not end up in there. That's because I have decided to put them into a secondary match on that card. It will be 'Queen Kongs' defending the 'Ladies Night' Ultra Championship against Chelsea Diamond and 'The Pirate Princess herself, Miyako Matsumoto! So, with all that being said, I want to direct my next comments toward Stephanie McMahon. All right, tramp! It's time to go to war one last time! Once and for all, we're going to take 'The Bullet Club' down!"

"The Bullet Club's" music hit to bring out the entire group, with Stephanie McMahon leading the way.

Stephanie McMahon: "You'd better watch how you're talking to me, AJ, or you'll regret it!"

Lee: "Is that so, Steph?! Well, why don't you put your money where your mouth is?!"

McMahon: "Are you challenging me to a fight?!"

Lee: "Even better! I'm challenging you to THE fight!"

McMahon: "What do you mean, THE fight?!"

Lee: "Why don't you add yourself to 'The Bullet Club's' team, since you're their mastermind anyway! I'll add myself to the NWA team, so I can get a piece of your hide one more time!"

McMahon: You know, AJ, I've wanted to shut you up for years! It's time for you to be taken down a peg! But, I'll only do it on one condition!"

Lee: "Figures! What's that, pray tell?!"

McMahon: "When 'The Bullet Club' wins the main event and my dad becomes CEO of this company, you sign over the GM job to me!"

Lee: "So, the only way I get my hands on you is to give up my job if 'The Bullet Club' men win in the main event?! You got it! I'd retire before I'd ever work for your family again!"

McMahon: "All right then! It looks like this just became a twenty-woman match!"

Lee: "It looks like it did! You'd better say your prayers! Give your heart to Jesus, little princess! Come September 25, you butt belongs to me!"

McMahon could be heard screaming, "We'll see about that!" off the microphone. AJ walked away with a devious smile on her face.

Miceli: "Wow! What a match that's going to be! Twenty women, including AJ Lee and Stephanie McMahon! It's going to be epic!"

Young: "And, AJ has agreed to give up her GM job to Steph should 'The Bullet Club' win 'Armageddon!' So, Vince would be CEO and Stephanie would be the General Manager. I don't know if I could handle it."

Santos: "I know we're supposed to be impartial as commentators, but the whole world, us included, is praying for the NWA to win the war once and for all!"

Miceli: "You got it, mamacita! All right! Let's go to the ring, where our first match features several of our 'Show Time Dojo' graduates!"

Match One ~ Mika Rotunda, Kayla Armstrong, Brittany Page, & Dakota Runnels vs. Bianca Carelli, Alexandra Hart, Merissa Rood, & "Cactus Jill" Noelle Foley

This was a fun little eight-woman match featuring all second and third generation ladies. You could see the pedigrees coming to the forefront. Each one flashed some of their legendary family legacies. Rotunda showed her father infamous mat skills early on, with an "Airplane Spin" on Foley. Dakota Runnels unleashed some "Bionic Elbow" action to Rood and Hart in the corner. Page hit a modified "Diamond Cutter" on Carelli that got a near fall before being broken up. Armstrong showed the fire that was her grandfather's calling card. Rood hit the "Rude Awakening" on Rotunda outside the ring. Hart locked in her father's signature "Sharpshooter" on Page, but Brittany got to the ropes for a break. Foley nailed an "Elbow Drop" from the apron to the floor on Runnels. "The International Bad Girls Club" inexplicably hit the ring and began to destroy all of the graduates. The referee immediately threw out the match and called for the bell.

Winners = no contest in 7:42

Foley was the only one untouched at the time. She grabbed a chair and jumped into the ring, swinging it wildly. "IBGC" backed off, as it looked as if "Cactus Jill" would defend her fellow classmates. It was not to be. She began to unload on all of them with vicious chair shots, then was joined by "IBGC" for a massive beat down. As they stood tall over the fallen graduates, "International Bad Girls Club" leader Brooke Adams raised Foley's hand and she walked out with the group. As they passed a ringside camera man, Foley looked intently into it and said, "Class is over, girls, and real life is hard! bad girls rule!"

Miceli: "Noelle Foley just joined the 'International Bad Girls Club!' I didn't know she was even a prospect!"

Young: "Well, she has proven that she has a devious streak, as evidenced by her friendship with NWA: HAWK's Charlotte and Alexa Bliss. I guess she has been talking to Brooke and company behind the scenes."

Santos: "The youngsters certainly need to be mentored by the veterans, but this combination could either make or break Noelle Foley."

Miceli: "That was a shocking turn of events! Fans, when we return, Amanda Rodriguez will interview 'Belleza Escondida,' which has more controversy brewing in its camp. Stick around."

Miceli: "We're back! As promised, Amanda Rodriguez is backstage with 'Belleza Escondida.' Let's go to her now."

Amanda Rodriguez: "I'm here with all of the members of 'Belleza Escondida,' except for Crazy Star, who is conspicuous by her absence. ¿Sexy Flor, dónde está Loca de la Estrella (where is Crazy Star)?"

Sexy Flor: "¿Quién sabe? Ella es un loca! Nunca sabemos cuando va o viene! Constantemente se nos descalificado en nuestros partidos! Yo sabía que traerla de vuelta fue un gran error (Who knows? She's a lunatic! We never know when she is coming or going! She constantly gets us disqualified in our matches! I knew bringing her back was a big mistake)!"

Rodriguez: "¿Qué estás diciendo, Sexy Flor? ¿Está pensando en deshacerse de ella (What are you saying, Sexy Flor? Are you thinking of getting rid of her)?"

Flor: "Deshacerse de ella?! ¡Decir ah! Ya la hemos reemplazado (Getting rid of her?! Ha! We have already replaced her)!"

Rodriguez: "Su reemplazado?! ¿Con quien (Replaced her?! With who)?"

Flor: "Con esta hermosa dama joven , Anyme (With this beautiful young lady, Anyme)!"

Rodriguez: "¿Anyme? ¿De dónde viene (Anyme? Where does she come from)?"

Flor: "Desde México, por supuesto! Ella es una hermosa flor del desierto, al igual que todos nosotros (From Mexico, of course! She is a beautiful desert flower, just like all of us)!"

Rodriguez: "Si se me permite hablar con Anyme, por favor, dime tus pensamientos acerca de unirse a 'Belleza Escondida' (If I may speak with Anyme, please, tell me your thoughts about joining 'Belleza Escondida')."

Anyme: "¡No podría estar más feliz! Soy un ajuste perfecto para este grupo! Soy hermoso. Estoy capacitado en la lucha libre y puroresu. Soy la fantasía perfecta vuelto a la vida! Soy una superestrella (I could not be happier! I am a perfect fit for this group! I am beautiful. I am trained in lucha libre and puroresu. I am the perfect fantasy come to life! I am a superstar)!"

Rodriguez: "Suena como seguro 'Belleza Escondida' ha encontrado a su nuevo miembro. Pero, Sexy Flor, ¿qué pasa con la Estrella Loco (It sure sounds like 'Belleza Escondida' has found its newest member. But, Sexy Flor, what about Crazy Star)?"

Flor: "¿Qué pasa con ese tonto loca?! Ella es de ninguna utilidad para nosotros! Vamos a vencer a su culo gordo de nuevo a México (What about that crazy fool?! She is of no use to us! We will beat her fat a-- back to Mexico)!"

Just then, Crazy Star walked into the private locker room where the interview was being held.

Crazy Star: "¡¿Que esta pasando aqui?! Dijiste que no me necesita más?! ¿Qué es eso?! Y, ¿quién es este fea vaca (What is going on here?! You said you did not need me anymore?! What is that about?! And, who is this ugly heifer)?!"

"Belleza Escondida" laid the boots to Crazy Star, as Amanda Rodriguez attempted to stay out of dodge.