"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 26 (Week 51)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. Alongside me are the dynamic duo of "Ravishing" Renee Young and "Molten Hot" Melissa Santos! Ladies, we are coming off a monumental episode last week. I don't know if we can top it this week."

Renee Young: "As always, we're certainly going to try!"

Melissa Santos: "With the best women's wrestling on planet earth, we seem to get better every week!"

Miceli: "Before we go to our first match, Amanda Rodriguez is standing by with 'Malietoas.' Amanda, whatcha got?"

Amanda Rodriguez: "I'm here with 'Malietoas'..."

Sarona Snuka: "We know who we are! We're here to call out 'The Apocalypse!' We have a bone to pick with them!"

"The Apocalypse's" music ("Let the Bodies Hit the Floor") hit to bring out the group, with the Ladies Night Ultra Tag Team Championship cup en tow.

MsChif: "We're here! What do you want?!"

Snuka: "We want that cup!"

Jessicka Havok: "You had your chance last week and you didn't get the job done!"

Savelina: "Yeah, but you didn't beat us either! We demand a rematch!"

LuFisto: "You're out here demanding that the champs do anything for you?! Garbage! What's in it for us?!"

Snuka: "You know you want the satisfaction of beating the biggest, baddest team in this company!"

MsChif: "Maybe so, but, if you want a title shot, you need to put up something too!"

Snuka: "wjhat are we gonna put up?!"

LuFisto: "I got it! Let's make this interesting! We'll put up the cup. 'No DQ,' no countouts, 'Falls Count Anywhere.' But, if you lose, we burn your contracts!"

Snuka: "So, if we beat you, we're the champs. If you beat us, we're out of a job?! How is that fair?!"

MsChif: "We know we're the toughest team in this company. We'll put or contracts up against yours and put the cup on the line too! How about that?!"

(after a few moments of conferring) Snuka: "You're on!"

Havok: "We fight right now!"

Miceli: "Oh my God!"

Match One ~ "No Disqualification, No Time Limit, Falls Count Anywhere" match ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Championship ~ "The Apocalypse"--"Your OSul's Tormentor" MsChif, "Death Machine" Jessicka Havok, & "Barbed Wire Beauty" LuFisto vs. "Malietoas"--Sarona Snuka, Savelina, & Lei'D Tapa

Carnage. Brutality, Warfare. Everything except the kitchen sink was thrown into this match. The arena looked like a riot scene by the time the match was over. In the end, Tapa was hit with LuFisto's "Diving Star," followed by "Obliteration" from MsChif, and, finally, "The Demon Drop" from Havok for the pin. Snuka and Savelina had been locked in a mechanical room prior to the finish.

Winners and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Champions = "The Apocalypse" by pinfall in 19:28 ("Malietoas" contracts were rescinded)

Miceli: "Are they really fired?!"

Young: "I guess. Everyone agreed to the match."

Santos: "Just like that, three Femme Fatales careers are over!"

General Manager AJ Lee and Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa came out with what appeared to be three contracts.

AJ Lee: "A deal's a deal, ladies. Here are the contracts of Snuka, Savelina, and Tapa. 'Apocalypse,' they're all yours."

MsChif, Havok, and LuFisto each grabbed a contract and shook them around for the crowd to see. They found a wastebasket off camera and brought it into the ring. Havok demanded a lighter, which was given to her by a cameraman. They lit the contracts on fire and dumped them into the trash.

Miceli: "Oh my, fans! We need to take a break after that."

Miceli: "We're back from the break. There is some commotion in the back. We've sent cameras to see what's going on."

The scene switched to the backstage area, where Security Officers were escorting "Malietoas" out of the building. "The Apocalypse" was standing by and waving while singing, "Na, na, na, na! Na, na, na, na! Hey, hey, hey! Goodbye!"

Miceli: "I guess that really just happened. Fans, let's go back to the ring."

Match Two ~ Tracy Wayne with Paige vs. Brooke Adams with "Ms. Universe" Rima Fakih

Adams seemed frustrated with Fakih before the match and began shouting instructions as the bell rang. Wayne and Adams went at each other in an entertaining match-up. Adams controlled much of the action, but the macabre Wayne's toughness belies her dainty physique. She hung right in with the veteran. The referee (Candice Michelle) was knocked down during a flurry. Fakih knocked Paige down from behind, then jumped onto the apron. She yelled for Adams to bring Wayne closer for a double-team opportunity. Adams obliged. She forced Wayne over to the ropes. Fakih swung for the fences. Wayne moved and Rima clocked Brooke square on the jaw. She had a look of horror on her face at the mistake. Wayne "Dropkicked" her off the apron, then hit her "Once Bitten" ("Super Kick") finisher. When Referee Michelle roused, she counted the three. Fakih went for the save, but was too late.

Winner = Tracy Wayne by pinfall in 6:52

Adams recovered, but was visibly upset with Fakih. At that moment, the arena lights went out. When they came back on, this young lady appeared:

Miceli: "That's Maya Yukihi! What's she doing back?! She was one of our roster cuts a couple of months back!" She began to walk slowly to the ring, cracking her leather whip as she strode down the aisle. The lights went out again. When they flickered back on, this woman appeared:

Miceli: "That's Apple Miyuki! She's a hardcore legend in Japan! What's SHE doing here?!"

Apple began to stalk her way to the ring, swinging her red baseball bat wildly. Once again, the lights went out. When they came back up, this woman was standing in the entrance:

Miceli: "Tenille Averil?! She was a roster cut too! What business do they have invading our show?!"

The three surrounded ringside. Adams and Fakih back cautiously into one another. The three would-be assailants climbed into the ring, circling Brooke and Rima. Averil seemed to be directing traffic. When she exclaimed, "Now!," Yukihi and Miyuki unloaded on Fakih. They relentlessly beat her as Adams stood by. Then, Brooke joined in on the four-way mugging. After Fakih had been rendered unconscious, Brooke took a microphone.

Brooke Adams: " Jordan Richards signed me personally and asked me to take over 'The Dollhouse,' since Eve Torres was coming off the road full-time. I did the favor, but every partner I had turned on me. I began to think that 'The Dollhouse' was cursed! When this little girl came to me, with very little experience and only a handful of matches under her belt, I thought, 'Maybe I can do something with her. She's a blank slate.' She turned out to be just another pretty face with no talent. So, I called in my own favor with Jordan Richards. I asked him to resign my girls Tenille and Maya. Then, I contacted an old friend of mine, Apple Miyuki, who I met on a tour of Japan a few years ago. The bottom line is, I'm tired of being a nice girl and getting pushed around! Nice girls finish last! Now, I have some real back-up, and none of these girls are nice! In fact, we're all down and dirty. From now on, you can call us the 'International Bad Girls Club!' We four are about to take over! Ladies, we have no use for this little piece of garbage. Let's take out the trash!"

"IBGC" gathered up Fakih and went straight to the backstage area with her. A cameraman followed them as the literally dumped her into a garbage bin and went back inside the arena.

Miceli: "It seems like we've lost a few girls and now gained a few."

Young: "Normally, I'd congratulate Tenille and Maya for getting re-signed, but I don't know what they have in store for us."

Santos: "Madusa hit the nail on the head in talking about Apple Miyuki! She's fierce! In Japan, she wrestled men in hardcore matches on a regular basis! I'm afraid to see what she'll do to these women!"

Miceli: "We'll be back in a moment."

Madusa: "Fans, we're back. It's time for our main event. The Pirate Princess has challenged 'Thunder Rock' to a match for the Bantamweight Tag Team Championship. 'Thunder Rock' accepted under the stipulation that, if 'Thunder Rock' wins, The Pirate Princess must unmask! We don't know who The Pirate Princess' partner is, and neither do Io Shirai and Mayu Iwatani. Let's go to the ring and see!"

Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Tag team Championship ~ "Thunder Rock"--Io Shirai & Mayu Iwatani with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. The Pirate Princess & a mystery partner

The champions came to the ring confidently. Io was motioning to her face to indicate that she was taking The Pirate Princess' match on this night. The Pirate Princess came to the ring alone. The champions laughed and mocked her until her partner ran to the ring and joined her:

Miceli: "Chelsea's back! She's back from her neck injury!"

Young: "This is going to be a classic!"

Santos: "Let's get it on!"

Clearly, "Joshi Mafia" had not prepared for Chelsea Diamond's return to the ring to be so soon after she was "Piledriven" through a table back in May. Chelsea was uber-aggressive in this match, with revenge on her mind. Shirai and Iwatani capitalized on that exuberance to gain the advantage for some time. They worked over Chelsea's neck as The Pirate Princess implored her to make a tag. Chelsea fought hard and eventually tagged out. Princess was a house of fire, bounded from the mat to the ropes and back again. The action broke down with all four women in the ring. Princess "low bridged" Shirai, sending her over the top rope. Iwatani set Chelsea up for a "Super Brainbuster" from the top rope. Chelsea blocked it and knocked Mayu to the mat. Princess hit a "Plancha" over the top rope, taking out both Shirai and Toyota. Chelsea hit her "Flying Body Press" on Iwatani for the spectacular pin.

Winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Tag Team Champions = The Pirate Princess & Chelsea Diamond by pinfall in 20:01

Miceli: "What a comeback by Chelsea and what a finish!"

Young: "Phenomenal match!"

Santos: "Unbelievable action!"

As Princess and Chelsea celebrated, Kana came out to summon Io and Mayu to the back. A cameraman followed them. They stopped outside of "Joshi Mafia's" dressing room to see members of "The Bullet Club," led by "Best Friends," attacking "Queen Kongs." Arisa Nakajima could be heard screaming, "Korera no beruto wa watashitachidesu (Those belts are ours)!" "Joshi Mafia" fought off "The Bullet Club," but the Kongs were beaten as badly as we've ever seen. Stephanie McMahon yelled, "We want our belts back next week!," as they fled the area.

Miceli: "Wow! 'Joshi Mafia' is getting hit from all sides."

Young: "Honestly, they've brought much of it on themselves over the last year."

Santos: "I hate to say it, But Renee is right. You reap what you sow. Now, that doesn't excuse 'The Bullet Club,' but it is what it is."

Miceli: "Fans, if I know Aja and Awesome Kong as well as I think I do, this challenge won't go unmet. Fans, we're out of time for this week. please join us next Thursday on TNT for the one year anniversary of Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"