NWA: UHCW Wrestling Ep. #1

Located: Los Angeles California
Announcers: Excalibur and Scott Steiner
Date: 7/3/16

The show opened up with Dario Cueto welcoming us to the first ever UHCW show, live here in the dojo. He announced that to open the show there will be a triple threat match and the winner will face UHCW Heavyweight Champion, Kota Ibushi for his championship in the main event tonight. Catrina walks down with Mil Mueretes. She explains that Mil was screwed out of a UHCW Championship win at World of Wrestling and demands to be in the triple threat. Dario agrees and Zack Sabre Jr. comes out followed by Fenix and the bell rings.

Zack Sabre, Jr. vs. Fenix vs. Mil Mueretes

Fast packed action from Fenix here, him and Sabre had a classy technical vs. highflying match, Mil would run back in and would take out both men, he would work on Fenix and hit him with the Flatliner 3 times in a row. Sabre was fast to break the pin for Mil to win it. Mil and Sabre would battle and battle before Fenix ran up and dropkicked both men out the ring, he hit Sabre with a tope de suicida and a springboard moonsault to Mil and the fans clapped for him. Sabre would then try to tap out Fenix outside before Mil hit both men with a Denton! He threw Fenix in the ring but Sabre dragged him out and kicked him into Catrina and he was so focused on stopping so Catrina wasn't put in harms way. Sabre rolled in and Fenix hit him with a code breaker. The fans clapped for Fenix as Sabre got up, he went for a punch and Fenix ducked and hit Zack with the Fenix Driver for the cover! 1. 2. 3!

Excalibur: Fenix gets the win! This could be big for the high flyer as now it's gonna be him vs. Ibushi for the UHCW Heavyweight Championship tonight!

Scott Steiner: Goodness, what happened to the real men busting their ass and main eventing! Now all we get is stupid vanilla midgets main eventing for the championship!?!?! This match should've gone to the real man in that match, Mil Mueretes!

Excalibur: Oh come on, it doesn't matter what you say.. This is a new dawn in professional wrestling!

Fenix celebrated as Sabre rolled out the ring in pain pissed as his chance to be champ has been ruined again. Mil looked in the ring realizing he was too focused with Catrina that he lost his chance at being champ, Mil raced down in the ring.. And turned around Fenix and Flatliner! Fenix was knocked out and Catrina rolled in, she raised her stone up.. And lick of death!!

Excalibur: Aw.. What the hell is this!?!?

Scott Steiner: It's what big poppa pump wants to happen to him! Oh wait! It already has!! Too bad it'll never happen to masked, ugly midgets like you!

The Ascension make their way down the ring as the fans boo, Steiner gives them a sort of appreciation and lots of hate. Excalibur dosen't say much but explains they have lots of talent. They get in the ring and taunt as the fans boo louder.

Scott Steiner: These guys are what big poppa pump wants to see, but why are they just rip off of the damn Road Warriors!??!?

Excalibur: Honestly, who cares? These guys are big and full of talent.

"Euro Trash" Marty Scurll and Tommy End make their way down the ramp. The fans cheer and Steiner runs his mouth about them while Excalibur tells what's the truth about their talent. End and Scurll get in the ring and Konnor and and Viktor run and start attacking the two! They hit them with kick and stomps and then End starts hitting Konnor with stiff forearms and kicks! Scurll does the same against Viktor and sends Viktor flying out the ring! Scurll backs up and runs and dives on Viktor! The bell rings and the match goes on to be full of mixed powerhouse and technical wrestling. Soon, Konnor and Viktor have Tommy End on the out knocked out and Marty Scurll in the middle of the ring, as soon as Scurll gets up.. Fall of Man! The Acension goes for the cover! 1..2..3!!

Scott Steiner: Aha! That's what those stupid fatasses get!

Excalibur: Yeah, look at yourself.

Scott Steiner: You don't have to be jealous, just get off your stupid computer and get to the gym you idiot! And good thing the Acension sent the European midgets back to the UK!

Fenix makes his way down the ramp and tags the fans. Scott Steiner would insult him and Excalibur would defend him. Fenix walked and held his shoulder as his shoulder and ribs were taped up, he got in the ring and taunted for the fans.

Scott Steiner: Why do idiots, like you think this Mexican midget has talent? He was just lucky to beat Mueretes, good thing Mil destroyed him.

Excalibur: Because he is talented! He's more talented then you before you bulled up to be steroid master!

Scott Steiner: What did you call me!?! Oh man, your lucky.. Infact your not! I'll kick your ass right here, right now!

Kota Ibushi makes his way down the ramp and tags the fans as he raises up the UHCW Heavyweight championship. Scott rambles more and more before Excalibur shuts him up. Ibushi rolls in and raises his title up as him and Fenix stare down.

Scott Steiner: Hold on! You don't interrupt me! Anyways, this is gonna be the worst match of the century and we're gonna consider this being our first main event!?!?

Excalibur: Please, shut the hell up.

The bell rings and both men shake hands, they circle the ring and lockup. Ibushi takes him down and holds him in a grounded head lock. He lets go and foot stomps Fenix in the hurt shoulder! Fenix crawls up and Ibushi looks at him. He runs at Fenix and enziguri! Ibushi is down and out and Fenix climbs up the top rope, dropkick to the outside! Fenix gets up and dives on him! Fenix gets up and high fives the fans, he throws Ibushi in and climbs up. Ibushi punches him and pulls him by the hair, and DDT off the top rope!

Excalibur: Jesus Christ!

Scott Steiner: Good! Kill that idiot! Kill him!

The match goes on to be a great fast paced match, it ends after Ibushi hits Fenix with a 450. He celebrates and ZSJ comes out and they stare at each other as Ibushi raises up his belt.