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Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are the radiant Renee Young and muy caliente Melissa Santos! Ladies, who was that masked woman?!"
Renee Young: "We're still trying to answer that question. I hope we see her again today. She laid the wood to Io Shirai last week!"
Melissa Santos: "She sure did. But, why Io?! That's what I'd like to know."
Miceli: "I think we'd like the answer to that question! We have a great episode lined up for you, so let's get it underway!"
Match One ~ "Seven Star Sisters"--"Lady Destroyer" Hiroyo Matsumoto (Femme Fatales Champion) & Misaki Ohata (Bantamweight Champion) vs. Natsumi Maki & Miyako Matsumoto
This was a grudge match stemming from last week's attack by "Seven Star Sisters." The upstart team of Matsumoto and Maki were very aggressive against the veteran team. "7SS" eventually took over and worked on Matsumoto (no relation) for several minutes. The youngsters got the advantage back, but some timely double-team shenanigans from "7SS" got them close to victory. Before they could capitalize, Makoto came flying from the back and attacked Ohata for the DQ.
Winners = "Seven Star Sisters" by disqualification in 7:21
Makoto continued to beat on Ohata. Matsumoto went to stop her, but was cut off by her two opponents, who dumped her outside the ring. After a "Triple Dropkick" knocked Ohata out of the ring, she and Hiroyo fled. Makoto, Miyako, and Natsumi stood tall as the fans cheered.
Miceli: "Makoto had to come get her some after Ohata and Matsumoto kept cheating Natsumi and Miyako! Makoto is bent on revenge!"
Young: "She wants that title back and she wants a piece of Ohata's hide!"
Santos: "Makoto has the fire! She's out for blood!"
Miceli: "Fans, we've got to go to a commercial break..."
Just then, "Joshi Mafia's" music played to bring out the group. Awesome Kong had a microphone as the spokeswoman of the group.
Awesome Kong: "We're not here for small talk or chit chat. We want the Commissioners out here right now!"
Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Fuka Kakimoto came out to cheers.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "We are here and our time is very valuable. Please make your point."
Kong: "We want Kairi Hojo terminated from this company for violating the 'Loser Leaves Town' stipulation! She lost the match, fair and square, and then she showed up last week!"
Aikawa: "I have no idea what you are talking about. We never saw Kairi Hojo last week."
Kong: "What?! You're telling me that the masked woman who attacked Io last week isn't Kairi Hojo?!"
Aikawa: "No, she is not. In fact, she is our newest signee. Her name is The Pirate Princess."
Kong: "What?! You're honestly going to stand there and tell me you signed her to a contract?! It's Kairi Hojo! You need to fire her!"
Aikawa: "Unless you can prove that The Pirate Princess is Kairi Hojo, I have nothing further to say on the matter."
Kong: "What if we do prove it?! What if we take her mask?!"
Aikawa: "If you can prove that The Pirate Princess is Kairi Hojo, beyond a shadow of a doubt, then she will be suspended for a period of one year."
Just then, some new theme music played to bring out The Pirate Princess.
Kong: "That's her! That's Kairi Hojo! Look at her!"
Aikawa: "We have spoken! Unless you can prove this is Kairi Hojo, she stays!"
The Pirate Princess: "I am here to stay! I will avenge Kairi and Chelsea!"
Aikawa: "By the way, she is not our only new signee. We just signed another star a few days ago. She wants a fight with 'Joshi Mafia' as well."
More music hit to bring out "Sexy Tank" Yuki Miyazaki.
Aja Kong's eyes became as big as saucers. She and Miyazaki have engaged in many wars over the years. Yuki had a sly smile on her face as she performed the "throat slit" taunt in "Joshi Mafia's" direction.
Aikawa: "Fuka and I think it will make for an exciting match-up if two members of 'Joshi Mafia' take on these two, right here, right now!"
Kong: "What?! We can't be forced into the ring, just like that!"
Aikawa: "Either pick two of your group or the entire group will be fined $5000 a piece!"
Kong: "Fine! (confers with Manami Toyota) 'The Boss' says Kana and I can kill these two!"
Match Two ~ "Joshi Mafia"-- Awesome Kong & Kana with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. The Pirate Princess & "Sexy Tank" Yuki Miyazaki
This was a smashmouth affair, with all four ladies getting in some heavy shots. Miyazaki was a buzz saw, using kicks and punches. Kong used her normal power arsenal. Kana used her deadly kicks and hip attacks. The Pirate Princess was the most finesse-minded competitor, though she stuck in some stiff kicks as well. The end came when The Pirate Princess scaled the ropes and hit a huge "Flying Elbow Drop," which was eerily similar to Kairi Hojo's, on Kana.
Winners = The Pirate Princess and Yuki Miyazaki by pinfall in 12:37
Miceli: "What a match and what a debut for The Pirate Princess and Yuki Miyazaki!"
Young: "They were impressive! Clearly, they are in the cross-hairs of 'Joshi Mafia' now!"
Santos: "I have to admit, that 'Elbow Drop' looked just like Kairi Hojo's. I'm not saying it was her, but NO ONE throws an elbow like Kairi!"
Miceli: "We'll be back in just a moment!"
Miceli: "We're back from commercial and 'The Bullet Club' has hijacked the ring!"
Stephanie McMahon stood in center ring, surrounded by "The Bullet Club." She had a microphone.
Stephanie McMahon: "Today marks another huge coup for my family as it relates to 'The Bullet Club.' We have just signed a tag team away from Femme Fatales! These girls are one of the best pairs in pro wrestling today, and now, they're ours! I have a picture that has been given to the production truck to be shown at the perfect time tonight. It depicts these two young ladies celebrating after joining our little effort here. In fact, one of them is holding a custom envelope which contains the offer sheet we presented to them. You will know who they are after the main event, which, by the way, is happening next, and is a 'Fatal Four-way' for the Tag Team Championship."
Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ "Fatal Four-way" ~ "The Bullet Club"--Black Widow & "Exotic Goddess" Mandy Leon with Stephanie McMahon and Yellow Barbie vs. "The Jumonji Sisters"--Sachiko & Chisako vs. "The Glampires"--Paige & Tracy Wayne vs. "Best Friends"--Tsukasa Fujimoto & Arisa Nakajima
This was a phenomenal match, for all intents and practical purposes. "Bullet Club" referee Summer Rae was assigned to the match, as per the mandate of NWA: Show Time Commissioner Scott Hall. Her clear objective was to ensure that "BC" kept the Tag Team Championship. There was no definitive indication as to whether or not one of the participating teams in the match was the newest "Bullet Club" signees, although it did seem odd that Widow and Leon refused to get into the ring with "The Jumonji Sisters," opting to tag out every time they tagged in. This led to speculation among the commentators. The match ended with a huge amount of controversy, as Fujimoto hit her finisher on Wayne. Summer Rae made a very slow count, then stopped at two. Tsukasa became enraged and grabbed Rae by the hair, backing her into the corner. She bawled up her fist and looked as if she was about to clobber Summer. Just then, Stephanie McMahon grabbed the microphone and screamed, "Show the picture now!"
This image appeared on the jumbo-tron:
The fans went dead silent. At that moment, instead of smashing Summer Rae, Fujimoto gave her the "too sweet" salute. She and Nakajima took out "The Jumonji Sisters." This allowed the champions to capitalize on the weakened Wayne. They threw Paige into the barricade, then came back into the ring, where Black Widow and Mandy Leon hit an assisted "Widow's Peak" for the wicked finish.
Winners and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Champions = "The Bullet Club" by pinfall in 14:19
The crowd booed and littered the ring with debris as McMahon hugged "Best Friends." They all laughed as everyone continued to boo.
Miceli: "I can't believe this! Of everybody, I thought they were on our side!"
Yumi Ohka, a friend and (former) stable mate of "Best Friends," came out to confront them, but was beaten down for her troubles. Nakajima spat in Ohka's face, then nearly kicked her head off.
Miceli: "Fans, we can't watch another second of this. We've got to go. For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli. We'll see you next week on TNT for more Femme Fatales. Goodnight everybody."
The episode went off the air with "The Bullet Club" standing triumphantly over their fallen opponents.