NWA: S&S On The Warpath Feburary 28, 2016
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S&S On The Warpath
Scene opens on a sold out Woodside Sports Complex in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. The fans are going wild.
Quackenbush: Hello ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to On the Warpath. I am “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush here once again with Jesse “the Body” Ventura.
Ventura: Mike it is electric here. Tonight we truly are on the Warpath and the Card reflects it.
Quackenbush: You are right our first match will see a tag team match for spot three in the tournament for The Stars & Stripes Tag Team championship. It will be The Colony’s Fire and Soldier Ant versus Up In Smoke Cheech & Cloudy.
Ventura: These two have come off hard losses at Get Your Dander up. The Colony was so close to the Unsanctioned NWA USA Tag Team championship but were cut short by Dead Wrestling Society. Now they want to get back on track after the beating DWS laid down on all of them. Cheech and Cloudy want to get back on that same track as well.
Quackenbush: Then we have those titles on the line tonight.
Ventura: Yes, and remember the name Mikey the Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team titles Dead Wrestling Society Shiima Xion and Jason Gory defend against Team Big League’s Joseph Brooks and Jimmy Nutts.
Quackenbush: Prophet and McCheseny talk up their teams but only one group has gold. Team Big League hopes to change that and walk away with gold even if it unsanctioned.
Ventura: The ladies are out there too as we have round 2 of Miss Stars and Stripes.
Quckaenbush: A Tag team match between the team of Jordynne Grace and Alexxis Neveah challenging Jessie Brooks and Jessie Kay. One point each goes to the winning team since none of these ladies have points that is what they are after.
Ventura: Champion vs Champion tonight as well, the Newly crowned Super Welterweight champion Lio Rush to defend against Unsanctioned NWA USA Cruiserweight champion Coconut Jones neither is 100% but still it will be a great match.
Quackenbush: Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor will also take on Aeroform in another tag team tourney match. Both teams looking to get in contention and will do it here tonight.
Ventura: One on one Miss S&S also as Mickie Knuckles battles Brittany Blake for one point.
Quackenbush: Our main event Pinkie Sanchez defends against Johnny Gargano which is sure to be a vicious confrontation.
The Colony Vs Up In Smoke
The Colony was quick on the attack but Cheech and Cloudy were able to keep up with them. The match had many dive scenes ou of the ring that culminated with Cloudy driving Fire and himself into the guardrail. Back in the ring Cheech had Soldier setup for the Deluxe but he wiggles out the hits Cheech with a TKO. Soldier then locked the Chikara special on Cheech who tapped to it.
Winners The Colony
Fire Ant slides into the ring to join Soldier. Before they can celebrate Xion and Gory rush into the ring. Xion and Gory beat down both men. Gory hits the Masochistic Healing on Soldier while Xion drops Fire with a From Lust to Dust. Silver and Worker rush to the ring. Xion and Gory stare down Silver and Worker. Joseph Brooks and Jimmy Nutts rush to the ring. Worker and Silver grab their fallen and leave the ring.
Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team Championship
Dead Wrestling Society Vs Team Big League
While brooks and Nutts were valiant in their battle Xion and Gory were purely brutal. Gory and Xion did no go fancy the aimed with vicious strikes. Gory and Xion also took to diving out on Nutts and Brooks this evenually took out Brooks and left Nutts on is own. He fought valiantly but n Electric Chair Masochistic Healing combination spelled the end and three count.
Winners and still Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team Champions Jason Gory and Shiima Xion
Gory and Xion quickly pull Nutts back to his feet then drop him with a spike Filipino driver.
Quackenbush: Brutal that was simply brutal. There was no point or call for that.
Ventura: You are wrong Mike these guys are making a statement that they are not here just to win but to destroy everything in their path.
Quackenbush: But can you live with them as champions with those actions.
Ventura: Easily Mike. Easily.
Quackenbush: Well ladies an gentlemen lets go to a champion with respect still tied to his name our Super Welterweight champion Lio Rush.
Scene cuts to the back where Lio Rush is standing in front of the Stars and Stripes Logo wearing the Super Welterweight Championship around his waist.
Rush: Well it has been a rather interesting time here in Stars & Stripes. My first match out I lose to Coconut Jones and lose a chance to be champion. Then my second match out I find myself in a newly made match locked in a steel dome against more guys than I had in my first match. Then I go higher than everyone literally and achieve this title. I was basking in the glory of my victory. But Coconut you couldn’t just let me have that could you? No you had to go to Buff and tell him that because you beat me before this that I have to defend my title one on one with you. Well fine I can handle that. You see on not some kind of whining complaining baby. I am a defending champion but Coconut know this when I beat you I am coming for your title next.
Scene cuts back to Mike and Jesse.
Quackenbush: Well Lio makes a good point that Coconut Jones gets his shot for a pervious victory why not give him a shot at the Unsanction NWA United State Cruiserweight title?
Ventura: I would try to argue with you Mike but that match has me anticipating and a rematch will do just the same.
Quackenush: That match a little later tonight but next we have round two for Miss Stars and Stripes. Now Pandora was able to skip this round by her two points. We have two matches tonight and our first will be a tag team match between the team of Jordynne Grace/Alexxis Neveah and the Jessie’s Brooks and Kay. Winning team will get one point each but the one who gets the submission will get an extra point giving them two.
Ventura: We saw the havoc this lead to in the six woman tag team match. I am sure this will be the same kind of madness.
Miss S&S Round 2
Jordynne Grace & Alexxis Neveah Vs Jessie Brooks & Jessie Kay
The ladies had a very impressive match with great displays of chain wrestling. Grace and Kay stayed in the ring most of the time. When Brook and Alexxis got they went wild on each other. After a swift amount of submission attempts Alexxis hooked Kay in a Camel Clutch. Grace broke the hold causing a dispute between the team. Brook took advantage and pushed them into each other. Alexxis stumbled into a suplex but flipped out then hit rolling cutter on Brook and managed a three count.
Winners Jordynne Grace and Alexxis Neveah
Quackenbush: Alexxis gets the pinfall giving her the two point. She is now tied with Pandora for points.
Ventura: Grace didn’t want Alexxis to get the win but fate decided tonight was her night.
Grace looks at Alexxis in the ring as Alexxis gets her hand raised.
The scene cuts back to the back were we see Johnny Gargano standing against a wall.
Gargano: So last show I should have walked away as the Heavyweight champion. I mean it makes sense I am the most well round and world traveled person on this roster. Not to mention I am the All American looking male. But Pinkie Sanchez won the match. How in the world does Pinkie Sanchez win a match that I am in? Well the guy is a joke so maybe this is the pranks that we Americans are use to pulling off. Well the prank will be cut short tonight. Tonight I take the Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship. Pinkie the first night you talked about being he joke of wrestling. Tonight I send you back to being that joke. Ha Ha Ha.
Scene cuts back to the ring.
Ventura: Strng words from Gargano to Pinkie.
Quackenbush: That will be out Main Event tonight but lets get to our first title match of the night.
Stars & Stripes Super Welterweight championship
Lio Rush (c) Vs Coconut Jones
Rush went straight at Jones when the bell rang. With his speed he kicked like a wild man landing kicks to the head rapidly. Jones was able to catch Rush wit a powerbomb then went into his speed leveling Rush with slams. The math went with this kind of exchange various times. Rush was able to hit a rolling kick on Jones then setup for a Rush Hour but Jones avoided it and dropped Rush with a swinging DDT. Jones looked for the Coconut Smash but Rush connected with a kick and dropped Jones with a sunset bomb for a three count.
Winner and STILL S&S Super Welterweight Champion Lio Rush
Rush rolls back to his feet and Jones rolls out of the ring. Jones grabs the Cruiserweight title as Rush is handed his title. Rush looks at Jones while standing on the second rope both men hold their titles high.
Quackenbush: Rush wins but does that mean that he will get a shot at the Unsanctioned NWA US Cruiserweight title.
Ventura: Mike I hope so. I want to see these two face off again.
Quackenbush: Well we will have to wait till next month for that call. Next we have the next second of out Miss Stars and Stripes round 2. Mickie Knuckles Vs Brittany Blake with one point on the line.
Ventura: Who ever wins this will Join Alexxis and Pandora in a two points club of this competition.
Quackenbush: Lets get to it.
Miss S&S Round Two
Mickie Knuckles Vs Brittany Blake
Mickie was brutal from the start not giving Brittany a chance to counter for almost five minutes. Brittany was able to rebound for a short time but a spike piledriver on Brittany ended the match with a easy three.
Winner earning one point Mickie Knuckles
Quackenbush: Mickie Knuckles earns her second point in the Miss Stars & Stripes competition.
Ventura: Mike the women of Stars & Stripes have got just as much buzz going now as the men do. I can’t wait to see ow they are booked for next month.
Quackenbush: That will be interesting but next we have a spot in the in the tag team tournament the final spot as a matter of fact.
Ventura: Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor my team going against AeroForm the brothers Flip Kendrick and Louis Lyndon. This promises to be a great match and I wanna see my team go on.
Quackebush: I don’t know AeroForm have been together longer have more chemistry. I have to bet on them tonight.
Ventura: Mike this is American, this is Stars & Stripes never underestimate any one person or team.
Dezmond Xavier/Matt Taylor Vs Aeroform (Louis Lyndon/Flip Kendrick)
Aeroform’s history as tag team was apparent through out the match as they were able to use blind tags and swift team maneuvers to maintain control of the match. Taylor and Xavier were able to get off a lot of aerial offense but it was cut off with blind tags. The match ended when a miscommunication got Flip superkicked out of the ring by Louis. Xavier then hit Louis with a slingshot twisting kick and Taylor followed up with a Boomstick! Xavier hit a 450 on Louis as Matt connected with a Suicide dive on Flip. Xavier picked up the three.
Winners Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor
Xavier and Taylor get their hands raised. But are quickly blind sided by Dead Wrestling Society. Xion quickly drops Taylor with superkick. Gory hits a leaping DDT on Xavier. Prophet pulls Taylor to his feet then drops him with the Chicken Wing DDT. With Gory Prophet lift Xavier for Xion to drop him with a Spike Filipino Driver. Gory, Xion, and Prophet pose with their titles over the motionless bodies of Xavier and Taylor.
Quackenbush: What point are they trying to make here?
Ventura: That they are the dominant group here Mike.
Quackenbush: If Façade was here the numbers would have been even.
Ventura: Ifs don’t cut it here Mike and you know it.
Scene cuts to the back where Pinkie Sanchez is holding the Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship over is shoulder.
Pinkie: So Johnny you want to make me the joke that everyone knows me as. Johnny at one point you were a joke teaming with Chuck Taylor and Icarus as F.I.S.T. He was throwing fake grenades, kicking nothing, and so on. So don’t for a moment think you are better than me. As for this title? If you think for an instant you are going to win this then you are crazier than me. And I have wrestled with Legos. Johnny tonight we go one on one. You call me a joke, maybe I am but I am a joke that lasts. This belt came with me and it is leaving with me.
Scene cuts back to the ring.
Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship
Pinkie Sanchez (c) Vs Johnny Gargano
Johnny was quick and hard hitting with Pinkie. He actually tried to hit the Hurts Donut but Pinke was able to wiggle free. The two would try to end the match quickly trying to hit their respective finishers. The two also managed to have an impressive set of dives that got the fans on their feet. Towards the end of the match Pinkie was going for a moonsault but Gargano tripped him up and looked for a Super Hurtz Donut but Pinkie fights it off then hits a Nakayubi off the second rope! Pinkie took time but got the pinfall.
Winner and Still Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Champion Pinkie Sanchez
Pinkie gets to is knees then holds his belt up high.
Quackenbush: Pinkie retains!
Ventura: I tell you Mike Pinkie impresses me with every match I see him in, and I wanna keep seeing him win.
Quackenbush: Our time is running out for Jesse Ventura I am Mike Quackenbush, goodnight
Scene fades with Pinkie holding the title high.
Scene opens on a sold out Woodside Sports Complex in Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin. The fans are going wild.
Quackenbush: Hello ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to On the Warpath. I am “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush here once again with Jesse “the Body” Ventura.
Ventura: Mike it is electric here. Tonight we truly are on the Warpath and the Card reflects it.
Quackenbush: You are right our first match will see a tag team match for spot three in the tournament for The Stars & Stripes Tag Team championship. It will be The Colony’s Fire and Soldier Ant versus Up In Smoke Cheech & Cloudy.
Ventura: These two have come off hard losses at Get Your Dander up. The Colony was so close to the Unsanctioned NWA USA Tag Team championship but were cut short by Dead Wrestling Society. Now they want to get back on track after the beating DWS laid down on all of them. Cheech and Cloudy want to get back on that same track as well.
Quackenbush: Then we have those titles on the line tonight.
Ventura: Yes, and remember the name Mikey the Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team titles Dead Wrestling Society Shiima Xion and Jason Gory defend against Team Big League’s Joseph Brooks and Jimmy Nutts.
Quackenbush: Prophet and McCheseny talk up their teams but only one group has gold. Team Big League hopes to change that and walk away with gold even if it unsanctioned.
Ventura: The ladies are out there too as we have round 2 of Miss Stars and Stripes.
Quckaenbush: A Tag team match between the team of Jordynne Grace and Alexxis Neveah challenging Jessie Brooks and Jessie Kay. One point each goes to the winning team since none of these ladies have points that is what they are after.
Ventura: Champion vs Champion tonight as well, the Newly crowned Super Welterweight champion Lio Rush to defend against Unsanctioned NWA USA Cruiserweight champion Coconut Jones neither is 100% but still it will be a great match.
Quackenbush: Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor will also take on Aeroform in another tag team tourney match. Both teams looking to get in contention and will do it here tonight.
Ventura: One on one Miss S&S also as Mickie Knuckles battles Brittany Blake for one point.
Quackenbush: Our main event Pinkie Sanchez defends against Johnny Gargano which is sure to be a vicious confrontation.
The Colony Vs Up In Smoke
The Colony was quick on the attack but Cheech and Cloudy were able to keep up with them. The match had many dive scenes ou of the ring that culminated with Cloudy driving Fire and himself into the guardrail. Back in the ring Cheech had Soldier setup for the Deluxe but he wiggles out the hits Cheech with a TKO. Soldier then locked the Chikara special on Cheech who tapped to it.
Winners The Colony
Fire Ant slides into the ring to join Soldier. Before they can celebrate Xion and Gory rush into the ring. Xion and Gory beat down both men. Gory hits the Masochistic Healing on Soldier while Xion drops Fire with a From Lust to Dust. Silver and Worker rush to the ring. Xion and Gory stare down Silver and Worker. Joseph Brooks and Jimmy Nutts rush to the ring. Worker and Silver grab their fallen and leave the ring.
Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team Championship
Dead Wrestling Society Vs Team Big League
While brooks and Nutts were valiant in their battle Xion and Gory were purely brutal. Gory and Xion did no go fancy the aimed with vicious strikes. Gory and Xion also took to diving out on Nutts and Brooks this evenually took out Brooks and left Nutts on is own. He fought valiantly but n Electric Chair Masochistic Healing combination spelled the end and three count.
Winners and still Unsanctioned NWA United States Tag Team Champions Jason Gory and Shiima Xion
Gory and Xion quickly pull Nutts back to his feet then drop him with a spike Filipino driver.
Quackenbush: Brutal that was simply brutal. There was no point or call for that.
Ventura: You are wrong Mike these guys are making a statement that they are not here just to win but to destroy everything in their path.
Quackenbush: But can you live with them as champions with those actions.
Ventura: Easily Mike. Easily.
Quackenbush: Well ladies an gentlemen lets go to a champion with respect still tied to his name our Super Welterweight champion Lio Rush.
Scene cuts to the back where Lio Rush is standing in front of the Stars and Stripes Logo wearing the Super Welterweight Championship around his waist.
Rush: Well it has been a rather interesting time here in Stars & Stripes. My first match out I lose to Coconut Jones and lose a chance to be champion. Then my second match out I find myself in a newly made match locked in a steel dome against more guys than I had in my first match. Then I go higher than everyone literally and achieve this title. I was basking in the glory of my victory. But Coconut you couldn’t just let me have that could you? No you had to go to Buff and tell him that because you beat me before this that I have to defend my title one on one with you. Well fine I can handle that. You see on not some kind of whining complaining baby. I am a defending champion but Coconut know this when I beat you I am coming for your title next.
Scene cuts back to Mike and Jesse.
Quackenbush: Well Lio makes a good point that Coconut Jones gets his shot for a pervious victory why not give him a shot at the Unsanction NWA United State Cruiserweight title?
Ventura: I would try to argue with you Mike but that match has me anticipating and a rematch will do just the same.
Quackenush: That match a little later tonight but next we have round two for Miss Stars and Stripes. Now Pandora was able to skip this round by her two points. We have two matches tonight and our first will be a tag team match between the team of Jordynne Grace/Alexxis Neveah and the Jessie’s Brooks and Kay. Winning team will get one point each but the one who gets the submission will get an extra point giving them two.
Ventura: We saw the havoc this lead to in the six woman tag team match. I am sure this will be the same kind of madness.
Miss S&S Round 2
Jordynne Grace & Alexxis Neveah Vs Jessie Brooks & Jessie Kay
The ladies had a very impressive match with great displays of chain wrestling. Grace and Kay stayed in the ring most of the time. When Brook and Alexxis got they went wild on each other. After a swift amount of submission attempts Alexxis hooked Kay in a Camel Clutch. Grace broke the hold causing a dispute between the team. Brook took advantage and pushed them into each other. Alexxis stumbled into a suplex but flipped out then hit rolling cutter on Brook and managed a three count.
Winners Jordynne Grace and Alexxis Neveah
Quackenbush: Alexxis gets the pinfall giving her the two point. She is now tied with Pandora for points.
Ventura: Grace didn’t want Alexxis to get the win but fate decided tonight was her night.
Grace looks at Alexxis in the ring as Alexxis gets her hand raised.
The scene cuts back to the back were we see Johnny Gargano standing against a wall.
Gargano: So last show I should have walked away as the Heavyweight champion. I mean it makes sense I am the most well round and world traveled person on this roster. Not to mention I am the All American looking male. But Pinkie Sanchez won the match. How in the world does Pinkie Sanchez win a match that I am in? Well the guy is a joke so maybe this is the pranks that we Americans are use to pulling off. Well the prank will be cut short tonight. Tonight I take the Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship. Pinkie the first night you talked about being he joke of wrestling. Tonight I send you back to being that joke. Ha Ha Ha.
Scene cuts back to the ring.
Ventura: Strng words from Gargano to Pinkie.
Quackenbush: That will be out Main Event tonight but lets get to our first title match of the night.
Stars & Stripes Super Welterweight championship
Lio Rush (c) Vs Coconut Jones
Rush went straight at Jones when the bell rang. With his speed he kicked like a wild man landing kicks to the head rapidly. Jones was able to catch Rush wit a powerbomb then went into his speed leveling Rush with slams. The math went with this kind of exchange various times. Rush was able to hit a rolling kick on Jones then setup for a Rush Hour but Jones avoided it and dropped Rush with a swinging DDT. Jones looked for the Coconut Smash but Rush connected with a kick and dropped Jones with a sunset bomb for a three count.
Winner and STILL S&S Super Welterweight Champion Lio Rush
Rush rolls back to his feet and Jones rolls out of the ring. Jones grabs the Cruiserweight title as Rush is handed his title. Rush looks at Jones while standing on the second rope both men hold their titles high.
Quackenbush: Rush wins but does that mean that he will get a shot at the Unsanctioned NWA US Cruiserweight title.
Ventura: Mike I hope so. I want to see these two face off again.
Quackenbush: Well we will have to wait till next month for that call. Next we have the next second of out Miss Stars and Stripes round 2. Mickie Knuckles Vs Brittany Blake with one point on the line.
Ventura: Who ever wins this will Join Alexxis and Pandora in a two points club of this competition.
Quackenbush: Lets get to it.
Miss S&S Round Two
Mickie Knuckles Vs Brittany Blake
Mickie was brutal from the start not giving Brittany a chance to counter for almost five minutes. Brittany was able to rebound for a short time but a spike piledriver on Brittany ended the match with a easy three.
Winner earning one point Mickie Knuckles
Quackenbush: Mickie Knuckles earns her second point in the Miss Stars & Stripes competition.
Ventura: Mike the women of Stars & Stripes have got just as much buzz going now as the men do. I can’t wait to see ow they are booked for next month.
Quackenbush: That will be interesting but next we have a spot in the in the tag team tournament the final spot as a matter of fact.
Ventura: Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor my team going against AeroForm the brothers Flip Kendrick and Louis Lyndon. This promises to be a great match and I wanna see my team go on.
Quackebush: I don’t know AeroForm have been together longer have more chemistry. I have to bet on them tonight.
Ventura: Mike this is American, this is Stars & Stripes never underestimate any one person or team.
Dezmond Xavier/Matt Taylor Vs Aeroform (Louis Lyndon/Flip Kendrick)
Aeroform’s history as tag team was apparent through out the match as they were able to use blind tags and swift team maneuvers to maintain control of the match. Taylor and Xavier were able to get off a lot of aerial offense but it was cut off with blind tags. The match ended when a miscommunication got Flip superkicked out of the ring by Louis. Xavier then hit Louis with a slingshot twisting kick and Taylor followed up with a Boomstick! Xavier hit a 450 on Louis as Matt connected with a Suicide dive on Flip. Xavier picked up the three.
Winners Dezmond Xavier and Matt Taylor
Xavier and Taylor get their hands raised. But are quickly blind sided by Dead Wrestling Society. Xion quickly drops Taylor with superkick. Gory hits a leaping DDT on Xavier. Prophet pulls Taylor to his feet then drops him with the Chicken Wing DDT. With Gory Prophet lift Xavier for Xion to drop him with a Spike Filipino Driver. Gory, Xion, and Prophet pose with their titles over the motionless bodies of Xavier and Taylor.
Quackenbush: What point are they trying to make here?
Ventura: That they are the dominant group here Mike.
Quackenbush: If Façade was here the numbers would have been even.
Ventura: Ifs don’t cut it here Mike and you know it.
Scene cuts to the back where Pinkie Sanchez is holding the Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship over is shoulder.
Pinkie: So Johnny you want to make me the joke that everyone knows me as. Johnny at one point you were a joke teaming with Chuck Taylor and Icarus as F.I.S.T. He was throwing fake grenades, kicking nothing, and so on. So don’t for a moment think you are better than me. As for this title? If you think for an instant you are going to win this then you are crazier than me. And I have wrestled with Legos. Johnny tonight we go one on one. You call me a joke, maybe I am but I am a joke that lasts. This belt came with me and it is leaving with me.
Scene cuts back to the ring.
Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship
Pinkie Sanchez (c) Vs Johnny Gargano
Johnny was quick and hard hitting with Pinkie. He actually tried to hit the Hurts Donut but Pinke was able to wiggle free. The two would try to end the match quickly trying to hit their respective finishers. The two also managed to have an impressive set of dives that got the fans on their feet. Towards the end of the match Pinkie was going for a moonsault but Gargano tripped him up and looked for a Super Hurtz Donut but Pinkie fights it off then hits a Nakayubi off the second rope! Pinkie took time but got the pinfall.
Winner and Still Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Champion Pinkie Sanchez
Pinkie gets to is knees then holds his belt up high.
Quackenbush: Pinkie retains!
Ventura: I tell you Mike Pinkie impresses me with every match I see him in, and I wanna keep seeing him win.
Quackenbush: Our time is running out for Jesse Ventura I am Mike Quackenbush, goodnight
Scene fades with Pinkie holding the title high.