Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Jan 21, 2016 13:25:26 GMT -5
The episode began with highlights from last week's melee, where "Joshi Mafia" beat down "Divas of Destruction," Commissioners Yuzuki Aikawa and Fuka Kakimoto, and kicked O.D.B. out of the group.
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Show Time Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli! With me are the two hottest commentators in wrestling, Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow! Ladies, it's been chaotic around here!"
Melissa Santos: "Yes it has been, Madusa! 'Joshi Mafia' is running wild, especially since Manami Toyota took over as 'The Boss.' Things have gotten way out of hand."
Noel Harlow: "My bet is that there will be repercussions from the beating they handed out to our Commissioners. That cannot go unpunished."
Miceli: "No, ma'am! In fact, we will hear from the Commissioners in studio today! But first, let's get the hour started with some action in the ring!"
Match One ~ Tessa Blanchard with Bronwyne Billington vs. Jasmin Areebi with Rima Fakih, Jamilia Craft, and Yuka Sakazaki
This match was an unexpectedly fierce battle. Both women have been in the sport for several years, though both are in their early twenties. Blanchard, the daughter of Hall of Famer Tully Blanchard, showed her family heritage early. Areebi is a Canadian standout of Arabic descent. Blanchard set up for her "Slingshot Back Suplex," but Jasmin flipped out of it and caught Blanchard in an "O'Connor Roll" for the surprise pinfall.
Winner = Jasmin Areebi by pinfall in 8:24
Sarona Snuka, leader of the "Daughters of Destiny," came out with a microphone and laced into Blanchard.
Sarona Snuka: "What is this?! We're supposed to be daughters and granddaughters of legends! We're supposed to have the pedigrees for success in this business! And, here you are, making a mockery of your dad's great name by losing to a nobody! You girls are pathetic and I can't be associated with you anymore! I'm done with 'Daughters of Destiny!' This whole group is garbage! What do you do with garbage? You dump it!"
Just then, a large hooded figure attacked Blanchard and Billington from behind. Snuka joined in the beat down until Shaul Guerrero, Samantha Starr, and Alana Leslie made the save. Snuka and the hooded figure went to the floor, laughing.
Snuka: "The only family heritage that means anything around here is mine! I'm a proud member of the Snuka and Anoa'i (by marriage) families! And, so is my cousin, Savelina!"
Savelina Fanene (formerly "Nia Jax" in NXT) took off her hood, revealing herself to a shocked studio audience. She stared angrily at the "Daughters of Destiny."
Snuka: "We will prove to the world that there is only one family tree that matters--ours! You little girls are about to enter a world of pain, 'Malietoa' style!"
Miceli: "Now, that's a way to debut! The cousin of Sarona Snuka, Savelina Fanene, just made her presence felt!"
Santos: "Savelina is a fearsome competitor, and comes to us with a reputation for destruction!"
Harlow: "She's a huge lady, at six feet tall and upwards of 270 pounds!"
Miceli: "Oh, she could do some damage. I guarantee you that! Fans, we have to take a quick break. We'll be back with more action in just a moment!"
Miceli: "We're back and ready to go to the ring for our second match-up, which was signed after last week's episode!"
Match Two ~ "Queen Kongs"--Aja Kong & Awesome Kong vs. "Divas of Destruction"--Celeste & O.D.B.
This was an ultra grudge match that could headline any ladies card in the world. The Kongs of "Joshi Mafia" just unceremoniously dismissed O.D.B. last week after she took up for her "DoD" friends, who were being attacked. Bent on revenge, she tore into Aja and Awesome. Celeste was happy to get her licks in as well after being on the receiving end of that sneak attack, which cost her team a shot at becoming the number one contenders to the Tag Team Championship. Ultimately, the match was marred by controversy, as the referee (Renee Michelle) was knocked unconscious. O.D.B. nailed her "Bam!" finisher on Aja, but there was no referee to count the fall. A new referee (Ashley Massaro) sped to the ring, but Aja kicked out by the time she got there. As referee Massaro tended to referee Michelle, Awesome Kong struck both O.D.B. and Celeste with a foreign object that she pulled out of her trunks. This enabled Awesome to hit an "Implant Buster" on O.D.B. for the pin.
Winners = "Queen Kongs" by pinfall in 9:03
At that moment, Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Fuka Kakimoto came out to inform the referees that a foreign object had been introduced into the match. The referees checked Awesome Kong and found the object. They reversed the decision and awarded the match to "Divas of Destruction" via disqualification.
Winners = "Divas of Destruction" via reversed decision by virtue of a disqualification
Manami Toyota stormed out to ringside and began berating the Commissioners. She called for "Queen Kongs" to attack the Commissioners, as they had done last week. Commissioner Aikawa grabbed a microphone.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "If you touch us, I will terminate the contracts of every member of 'Joshi Mafia!' Your reign of terror has gone on long enough! When you attacked Fuka and I last week, you went too far. We are both retired and have been for several years! We did not put ourselves in the position to be attacked, but you did it anyway! This shall not stand! We contemplated fining you, suspending you, and even terminating you. But, none of those actions would give us any satisfaction. We must have vengeance! At the iPPV in Miami, Florida, on January 30, all of 'Joshi Mafia' will take on 'Candy Crush,' 'Shin'yū,' and Yoshiko in a fourteen-woman tag team match!"
Awesome Kong: "I guess we beat you so bad last week that you can't count anymore! There are seven active members of 'Joshi Mafia!' Unless it's a 'Handicap' match, their team is two people short!"
Aikawa: "Wrong! Fuka and I are coming out of retirement for one night! We are on the team too!"
The fans went wild.
Kong: "So, we get to beat you up again and you can't do a thing about it!"
Kakimoto: "No! We will beat you up!"
Miceli: "What a match that's going to be! We already have a Brock Lesnar-Bill Goldberg main event that night! Now, we have a 14-woman tag match, with the Commissioners coming out of retirement! I'll be there for that!"
Santos: "Sign me up! Miami is like a second home to me anyway!"
Harlow: "You said it! I wouldn't miss that night for the world!"
Miceli: "Chanel is backstage with the 'Divas of Destruction.'"
Chanel: "I'm here with the members of 'Divas of Destruction,' including their newest member, O.D.B. We just saw you battle 'Joshi Mafia' and win via a disqualification. Does that give you any measure of satisfaction?"
O.D.B.: "We won't be satisfied until we wipe the floor with those skanks!"
Chanel: "O.D.B., after last week's events, how does it feel to go from 'Joshi Mafia' to 'Divas of Destruction,' just like that?"
O.D.B.: "First of all, I have to thank these girls for coming to my rescue. We have been tight since day one in this company. Even when I was in 'Joshi Mafia,' we had an understanding that we'd leave them alone and they'd leave us alone. Those chicks broke that agreement last week and I wasn't having it! Now, I'm home! Celeste, Seleziya, Kahmora, and D'Arcy treat me like family, not like an employee. Now, I may not be in the same kind of shape these goddesses are, but I can still kick tail with the best of them!"
Chanel: "Celeste, what does it mean to have someone like O.D.B. in your ranks?"
Celeste: "We love her! She keeps the party going. When we get too serious, lightens the mood. We need someone like her in this group. She makes sure we do something other than lift weights and beat people up. She makes sure we have a little fun!"
Chanel: "Seleziya, your group was poised to wrestle last week, and possibly become the number one contenders to the Tag Team Championship. How will you regroup from that lost opportunity?"
Seleziya: "We'll make a new one. After we take our revenge out on 'Joshi Mafia,' we'll keep beating every other team out there until they give us a title shot. Our track record speaks for itself. They can't deny us!"
Chanel: "Kahmora, we haven't heard from you yet. Any final thoughts?"
Kahmora: "'Divas of Destruction' have dominated since we came to this company. That won't change any time soon. 2016 will be the year we wreak havoc in NWA: Show Time!"
Chanel: "Madusa, back to you."
Miceli: "It looks like O.D.B. has found her true home. And, 'Joshi Mafia' better watch their back, because the line of people waiting to take a piece of their hides is growing by the day!"
Santos: "Good! It's high time the roster band together to take out this common enemy!"
Harlow: "I know that a dominant faction like 'Joshi Mafia' is bound to make enemies, but at the rate they're going, the whole world will be coming after them!"
Miceli: "We have to go to commercial. When we return, we'll have our main event, as the Jumonji sisters defend the Tag Team Championship!"
Miceli: "We're back! It's time to get our main event under way!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship ~ Sachiko & Dashiko Jumonji vs. "Luchadoras Supremas"--Lady Jaguar & Silueta
The Jumonji sisters have proven themselves to be one of the finest tag teams in all of wrestling. Their prowess was in full display against the luchadoras. Silueta and Lady Jaguar more than held their own, as the fast-paced Lucha Libre style is enough to keep anyone off balance. Ultimately, the sisters were too cunning. They hit the "Jumonji Drop" for the pin.
Winners and STILL NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Champions = The Jumonji sisters by pinfall in 12:44
After the match, "Triple Tails" (Kana, Io Shirai, and Mio Shirai) attempted to attack the sisters, who escaped unharmed. Kana gave the "throat slit" sign and pointed to the Jumonjis. Mio was performing the universal "championship belt" sign across her waist at the same time. The Jumonjis held their championship belts up as they left ringside.
Miceli: "We know that 'Sadistic Tails' are in line for a title match after winning last week. I guess they were trying to send a message."
Santos: "I guess the Jumonji sisters were a little too wise for that."
Harlow: "Yeah. They slid out of harm's way just in the nick of time!"
Miceli: "Fans, what an hour it's been! Unfortunately, our time is all but gone. Be sure to catch the Show Time Power Hour on TBS this coming Tuesday, and join us back here next Thursday on TNT for Show Time Femme Fatales! For Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"