"Show Time Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number Two (Week Three)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the sexiest hour on TV, Show Time Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess Madusa Miceli. Alongside me is the lovely Latina Melissa Santos. We're here to bring you the best action from the number one ladies roster on the planet. Tonight, we are debuting our first interactive studio episode AND it's our first episode on TNT! Melissa, I'm so hyped up, I can't stand myself!"

Melissa Santos: "I know what you mean, Madusa. There is a tangible excitement in the air as NWA: Show Time continues to break barriers with the only worldwide broadcast exclusively dedicated to women's wrestling. It's the dawning of a new era and I am so glad to be a part of it."

Miceli: Show Time has just signed a ton of girls in the last week. Our roster has doubled since our last episode. Each week, we plan to show off as many of our talented beauties as possible, starting right now with a huge 'Eight-Woman Tag Team' match!"

Match One ~ "Mala Chicas Culo (Bad A** Chicas)"--"Dark Angel" Sarah Stock, Ayako Hamada, Thea Trinidad, & Thunder Rosa vs. "Niños Más Malo de la Cuadra (Baddest Babes on the Block)"--Lolita, Vanely, Chica Tormenta, & Yuki Star

Everyone but Stock and Ayako are brand new signees and were out to prove themselves on the grand stage of cable television. This match had a true Lucha Libre feel, as ladies sort of tagged themselves in every time someone got knocked or thrown out of the ring. Referee Carly Rae could scarcely keep up, but did her best to maintain order. Eventually, the match completely broke down and all eight ladies were warring on the floor. Carly had to enforce the count, eventually making it to ten and calling for the bell.

Winners = double countout in 8:55

All eight eventually fought their way back to the dressing room and out into the parking lot of WRAL studios.

Miceli: "Wow! They may fight for the rest of the night!"

Santos: "You have a bunch of hot-blooded Latinas going at it. They may fight for the rest of the month!"

"The Dollhouse" (Eve Torres, Taryn Terell, Santana Garrett, & Taeler Hendrix) makes its way to the ring, as spokesperson Eve Torres takes a microphone.

Eve Torres: "We're every man's dream and every woman's nightmare. We are 'The Dollhouse.' We came together because there is power in numbers. But, we're more than just four women who formed a partnership. We are the four most fantastically fabulous ladies in this company. We're also the four most talented, graceful, and charming. We will allure you with our 'assets' (everyone points to their backsides), then destroy you with our abilities. So, NWA: Show Time had better take notice. We have beauty, brains, and brawn, and we're not afraid to use any of them."

Just then, music for the debuting O.D.B. (One Dirty Broad) rang out and the fans went crazy.

O.D.B.: "So, I'm sitting back there listening to you girls talking, but all I could hear was , 'Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.' So, you're the most fabulous girls around and you're gonna allure us with your 'assets.' Well, O.D.B. has plenty of 'assets' of her own (slaps her chest firmly)! BAM! I ain't out here to look cute and shake my rump. I'm here to drink booze and kick tail. Right now, I'm all out of booze. So, why don't one of you little princesses get in the ring and take this butt whoopin' like a man!"

"The Dollhouse" accepted the challenge and played "Rock, Paper, Scissors." Taeler Hendrix lost and was set to take on O.D.B.

Match Two ~ O.D.B. vs. Taeler Hendrix of "The Dollhouse"

O.D.B. went to work on Taeler immediately, stomping a mudhole in Hendrix's chest and then hitting Hendrix with a humiliating "Stinkface." Taeler stumbled out of the corner right into the "Bam" for the pin.

Winner = O.D.B. by pinfall in 2:16

"The Dollhouse" quickly hit the ring and quadruple-teamed O.D.B. until the debuting "Divas of Destruction" (Celeste & Seleziya) stormed out to help even the odds. "The Dollhouse" fled in a rush as O.D.B. and "DoD" stood tall.

Miceli: "'The Dollhouse' said there's power in numbers, but the numbers went out of their favor in a skinny minute! The 'DoD' are muscle bound girls. 'The Dollhouse' better be careful who they jump on next time!"

Santos: "They look like a female version of the 'Road Warriors,' minus the war paint. They are certainly an imposing duo. I can't wait to see them in action!"

Miceli: "Melissa, my dear, you won't have to wait long. I've just been handed a note from the producer that says Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa has booked a 'Six-Woman Tag Team' match for next week's episode that will feature members of 'The Dollhouse' against O.D.B. and the 'Divas of Destruction!' That's gonna be worth a watch right there!"

Santos: "Nice!"

Miceli: "Let's take it back to the ring!"

Match Three ~ "British Bombshells"--Hannah & Holly Blossom with Saraya Knight vs. "Broken Toys"--Skarlett & Ludark Shaitan with Ariel

This one might as well have been a "Six-Woman Tag Team" match as much as the managers got into the action. Saraya and Ariel stayed at each others' throats for the entire contest, at many points distracting the ladies they manage. The Blossom twins are a well-oiled machine, as you would expect. they have literally been together all of their lives. Skarlett and Shaitan just joined NWA: Show Time and were brought in by Ariel too add a macabre flavor to what once was a collection of "Gothic Goddesses." Ariel has always shown a dark side and each of her charges does as well. Annie Social is the rebellious schoolgirl stripper type. Buggy Nova is the bewitching beauty who dabbles in the black art. Skarlett is the insane scream queen. Christina Von Eerie is the resident punk-rocker. Allyson Wonderland is sort of a mixture of everyone. She is a goth-rocker schoolgirl psycho. Ludark Shaitan is utra-violent masked woman who is turned on by blood, namely that of her opponents.

The multiple personalities made this match chaotic, to say the least. "Broken Toys" got the win after Shaitan struck Holly Blossom in the head with a steel chair when the referee's back was turned, allowing Skarlett to gain the pin.

Winners = "Broken Toys" by pinfall in 7:32

Miceli: "Well, that was a train wreck from hades, Melissa!"

Santos: "The action was so all over the place, I couldn't call it!"

Miceli: "After the break, we'll be back with more debuts, as Show Time Femme Fatales rolls on! Wait a minute. We have to cut away to the locker room!"

The scene cut away to "Mala Chicas Culo (Bad A** Chicas)" and "Niños Más Malo de la Cuadra (Baddest Babes on the Block)" still brawling. The show cut to commercial after sixty seconds.

Match Four ~ Yumi Ohka vs. Michiko Omukai

These are two of NWA: Show Time's prettiest talents, and they prove that true beauty is timeless. Ohka is 36 and Omukai is 40. Both ladies moved like women fifteen years younger. They pulled out all the stops against one another in their first match with the company.

"Fifutishēdo (Fifty Shades)"--Mika Nishio, Remei Asuka, Mizuho, & Moeka Haruhi, came to ringside to observe during this match. Dominatrix Nishio appeared to be mentally "taking notes." It almost as if she was scouting Ohka and Okumai.

Omukai hit the "B3 (Big Ban Bannie) Bomb," but was shocked when Ohka kicked out a two-and-a-half. Ohka, meanwhile, nailed the "Sakura Superstar Drop" for an equally surprising two-count. The action went back-and-forth until Ohka caught Omukai in the middle of the ring with the "Angel Wing Lock." Michiko had no choice but to submit.

Winner = Yumi Ohka by submission in 13:19

Miceli: "Does NWA: Show Time have some talent or do we have some talent?"

Santos: "Absolutely. Our ladies are talented and beautiful. They really are the complete package all the way around."

Miceli: "Speaking of good looks, let's take you to a pre-taped interview with new faction 'Belleza Escondida (Hidden Beauty)'--Lluvia, Zeuxis, Crazy Star, Sexy Lady, India Sioux, & La Jarochita."

Lluvia: "El hecho de que nos ponemos máscaras no significa que estamos ocultando algo feo (Just because we wear masks does not mean we are hiding something ugly)."

Zeuxis: "Usamos máscaras debido a nuestra herencia de Lucha Libre (We wear masks because of our Lucha Libre heritage)."

Miceli: "We will see them in action next week. Our next match will feature a young lady who started with Show Time, was released due to visa issues, but now is back and ready for action. We're talking about 'Girl Dynamite' Jennifer Blake, who has reformed 'Suicide Blondes' with old friend Erin Angel. They'll be taking on 'Twin Lizzie,' which is comprised of the sultry Lizzie Valentine and her 6'3" partner Lizzie Raze."

Santos: "Lizzie Raze looks like a skyscraper in person. She may be the hottest skyscraper we've ever seen. She has to be seen to be believed."

Match Five ~ "Twin Lizzie"--Lizzie Valentine & Lizzie Raze vs. "Suicide Blondes"--Erin Angel & Jennifer Blake

This match only got four minutes in and was invaded by "Joshi Mafia," including the two newest members Chelsea Diamond and ACT Yasukawa. They decimated both teams and threw them out of the ring.

Winners = No Contest in 4:08

Awesome Kong grabbed a microphone.

Awesome Kong: "We are 'Joshi Mafia!' We run Show Time! There is no one who can stop us! We have the Television Champion and the Tag Team Champions. The Women's Championship is next! Manami Toyota, I will humble you!"

Manami Toyota's music hit as the fans jumped to their feet. She came to ringside with the rest of the newly formed "Joshi no Densetsu (Joshi Legends)"--Meiko Satomura, "Double Inoue"--Takako & Kyoko Inoue, Reiko "Carlos" Amano, & Toshiyo Yamada. Toyota took the microphone.

Manami Toyota: "Jūbun'na naga-sa no tame ni shōtaimu: Anata wa NWA o ijimete imasu (You have bullied NWA: Show Time long enough)! Kyōfu no anata no chisei wa owarimashita (Your reign of terror is over)! Watashi wa sore o kakunin suru tame ni, ikutsu ka no furui yūjin de motte kimashita (I have brought in some old friends to make sure of it)! We challenge you. Twelve women. Tag team. Nan puroresu arimasen (No puroresu [wrestling]). Raishū, wareware wa tatakaimasu (Next week, we fight)!"

Aja Kong: "Anata wa-jōdesu (You're on)!"

Miceli: "Oh my! We have a 'Twelve-Woman Tag Team' match for next week's episode!"

Santos: "Can we time warp to next Thursday, please?"

Miceli: "This is gonna be epic! Fans, join next week for that and much more excitement on Show Time Femme Fatales, right here on TNT! Don't forget to check out Show Time Power Hour on TBS every Tuesday as well. For Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli saying, keep rockin' and rollin'!"