Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2019 22:49:13 GMT -5
Gauntlet Match:
Kofi is facing Sheamus to start it off, he works over Sheamus arm then sends him to the floor and follows with a Twisting Plancha, Cesaro with a European Uppercut from the floor behind the ref's back, Sheamus into a cover for a 2 count, Knee Drop for a 2 count, Kofi with a Leaping Lariat, Boom Drop, Sheamus blocks Trouble in Paradise, Kofi counters a Cloverleaf attempt, Double Jump Crossbody for a near fall, Sheamus with the Irish Curse for a near fall, then into the Cloverleaf, but Kofi climbs up on Sheamus and turns it into a Small Package for a near fall, Sheamus with a Knee Lift for a near fall, Kofi counters the Brogue Kick into a rollup for a near fall then hits Trouble in Paradise for the first elimination
Cesaro with a European Uppercut from the back for a 2 count, Body Slam for a 2 count, Gutwrench Suplex for a 2 count, Kofi goes for a Springboard, but Cesaro catches him and Deadlifts him into a Backbreaker for a 2 count, Kofi with a Running Crossbody for a 2 count, Cesaro with the Giant Swing into the Cloverleaf and sets down deep, Kofi tries to climb up Cesaro like he did Sheamu, but he counters into a Deadlift Suplex for a 2 count, Kofi blocks a Boston Crab, instead Cesaro goes with a Torture Crab then Half Crab, Kofi blocks, Cesaro goes for the Gotch, but Kofi counters into the S.O.S. for the next elimination
Rowan is out next he sends Kofi into the barricades then grabs a chair and slams it into his back to cause dq and eliminates himself, he rams Kofi's back into the post then into the timekeeper's area and takes the table apart, Iron-Claw Slam through the announce table
Samoa Joe is now making his way out, CCS Enzugiri for a near fall, Joe with a decapitating Lariat for a near fall, Kofi counters The Coquina Clutch with a Jawbreaker, he charges, but gets caught in ST-Joe for a near fall, Kofi counters a Back Suplex and lands on his feet, Joe tries the Muscle Buster, but Kofi slips out and stacks Joe up for the elimination, Joe is furious and locks in The Coquina Clutch in the rope as officials get him off, Kofi is nearly unconscious
The final man is the one that ended Kofi's original main event run in '09 with the infamous 'Stupid!' line, it's almost poetic that in order to get this title match he has to get through the man that sabotaged him originally, Orton grabs Kofi's head and tells the fans he ain't your guy trust me, stupid! and it all comes back to where it began, Kofi sends Orton into the steps, Orton with a Stomp for a near fall, Orton deflects the Dropkick, Kofi blocks the RKO and hits Trouble in Paradise, but Randy rolls to the floor, Orton looks for a Superplex, but Kofi fights him off, Diving Crossbody, but Randy floats over for a near fall, Orton with the Elevated DDT, he looks for the kill, Kofi blocks the RKO and rolls Orton up holding his wrists down for the win.
Big E and Xavier Woods rush out to celebrate with their man!
Enter Vincent Kennedy McMahon, microphone in hand. He says he wants to say what’s on everyone’s mind, and that’s to congratulate Kofi Kingston. What he’s done is miraculous, and he IS going to WrestleMania... as long as he can defeat one last opponent. Xavier and Big have to leave right away as well. KOFI HAS TO BEAT THE NEW DANIEL BRYAN!
Bryan with an Avalanche Back Suplex for a near fall, LeBell Lock, but Kofi makes it to the rope, Shoot Kicks, Kofi ducks the Roundhouse and hit S.O.S. for a near fall, Bryan with Corner Dropkick, Kofi counters the 3rd into a rollup for a near fall, he tries for a Crossbody, but Bryan shoves him off, You're Going to Get Your Fucking Head Kicked In Stomps, then a Busaiku Knee for the win
New Day hit the ring to run Bryan off and check on Kofi after a blatant shafting
For the love of a higher power Someone get rid of Vince! This is stupid. We don't need this long drawn out BS.
AAAAHHHHH....I see this now.
They messed up on the RAW women's title setup now it is not seen as the Main event. So best way to do that is to ruin the setup for the one that is the clear main event.
Stupid is still stupid just give him the damn shot!