Post by flame3169118 on May 29, 2018 19:19:16 GMT -5
The show opens up with commentary hyping up our announced festivities for the night.
Samoa Joe makes his entrance. He gets a ladder out from under the ring, sets it up, and retrieves the Money in the Bank briefcase!
Samoa Joe wins, retrieving the-- Oh, right, doesn’t count yet.
He gets on the mic and says it’s said in biblical texts that the ladder represents the connection between the earth and the heavens, and when Jacob looked upon his ladder, angels descended from above, smiling and offering salvation, but his version is very, very different. There is no salvation, there are no smiling angels, although after Money in the Bank he’ll be smiling just like he is right now.
Joe will have secured his opportunity, and after which he’ll unleash a campaign of anxiety and fear that will shake SmackDown to its very core. And tonight, he proves to our beloved Daniel Bryan that there are things far worse than forced retirement. In fact, if his eco-friendly tree-hugging sensibilities will allow it, he wants Bryan to call Brie and tell his sweet daughter a story.
He wants her to tell Birdie that Bryan will be home from Money in the Bank, but he won’t be the same man. No, no, he’ll be a man with the eyes of someone who’s drenched in regret, failure, and missed opportunity, and when she looks up and asks her mother who did it, he hopes she says he was a very, very bad man and his name was Samoa Joe.
Enter Daniel Bryan. He says there are certain lines you don’t cross, and he has a vision of his own, and it goes like this-- you mention his wife or daughter one more time and he’ll break your leg. We all know where this goes, and Dan doesn’t want to wait for the main event, he wants to fight right now!
Samoa takes the ladder down, Bryan gets in the ring... and is cut off by Big Cass making his entrance on one crutch. He accuses Bryan and Joe of being children on the playground and he wouldn’t expect anything else from the shrimp and the blimp. The fact is, that should be his Money in the Bank opportunity, and this second chance crap has got to stop.
And he spoke to Paige and got the match called off. Instead, what will happen is Cass will wrestle Samoa Joe for the final spot in Money in the Bank... when he’s cleared. And when will he be cleared? He already is! He takes a crutch shot, Bryan ducks and Joe eats it, Yes! Kicks in the corner but Big whips him into the ladder! He follows it up by clobbering both men with the briefcase!
Cass holds the briefcase high and struts around to close the segment.
Shinsuke Nakamura is walking backstage with numbers, counting and tossing them on the ground until he gets to ten, which he tears in half
Samoa Joe makes his entrance. He gets a ladder out from under the ring, sets it up, and retrieves the Money in the Bank briefcase!
Samoa Joe wins, retrieving the-- Oh, right, doesn’t count yet.
He gets on the mic and says it’s said in biblical texts that the ladder represents the connection between the earth and the heavens, and when Jacob looked upon his ladder, angels descended from above, smiling and offering salvation, but his version is very, very different. There is no salvation, there are no smiling angels, although after Money in the Bank he’ll be smiling just like he is right now.
Joe will have secured his opportunity, and after which he’ll unleash a campaign of anxiety and fear that will shake SmackDown to its very core. And tonight, he proves to our beloved Daniel Bryan that there are things far worse than forced retirement. In fact, if his eco-friendly tree-hugging sensibilities will allow it, he wants Bryan to call Brie and tell his sweet daughter a story.
He wants her to tell Birdie that Bryan will be home from Money in the Bank, but he won’t be the same man. No, no, he’ll be a man with the eyes of someone who’s drenched in regret, failure, and missed opportunity, and when she looks up and asks her mother who did it, he hopes she says he was a very, very bad man and his name was Samoa Joe.
Enter Daniel Bryan. He says there are certain lines you don’t cross, and he has a vision of his own, and it goes like this-- you mention his wife or daughter one more time and he’ll break your leg. We all know where this goes, and Dan doesn’t want to wait for the main event, he wants to fight right now!
Samoa takes the ladder down, Bryan gets in the ring... and is cut off by Big Cass making his entrance on one crutch. He accuses Bryan and Joe of being children on the playground and he wouldn’t expect anything else from the shrimp and the blimp. The fact is, that should be his Money in the Bank opportunity, and this second chance crap has got to stop.
And he spoke to Paige and got the match called off. Instead, what will happen is Cass will wrestle Samoa Joe for the final spot in Money in the Bank... when he’s cleared. And when will he be cleared? He already is! He takes a crutch shot, Bryan ducks and Joe eats it, Yes! Kicks in the corner but Big whips him into the ladder! He follows it up by clobbering both men with the briefcase!
Cass holds the briefcase high and struts around to close the segment.
Shinsuke Nakamura is walking backstage with numbers, counting and tossing them on the ground until he gets to ten, which he tears in half