Post by flame3169118 on Mar 28, 2017 20:20:37 GMT -5
Miz hypes up the conclusion and rolls the tape.
Nikki proposes and John says he does... not ever want to marry her, because it'll damage his brand. He hustles the fans pretending to be something he's not, he's loyal to himself and the people who do what he tells them, and he respects one thing, money.
He's only interested in Nikki as long as she makes him look good, and he'll kick her to the curb if he has to. Never Give Up is about never giving up his spot, and if Miz and Maryse win, he'll have no choice but to fade away and classify himself as obsolete into obscurity. He won't marry her because he only loves himself.
John continues, he's not a real person, he's a ghost, and you can't see him because there's nothing worth seeing. He takes the hat off and he's Miz! He knows John is watching, and Nikki turns out to be Maryse! Miz says they're going to make WrestleMania their curtain call, showing them there's nothing left.
Cena thinks he's gonna have this Hollywood career, but he's just a circus act. He hopes he enjoyed the red carpet, and Miz adds that being at the Kids' Choice Awards is as close as she'll get to having kids. Miz says people will know that Cena's entire life is Total Bullshit.
They kiss and stare at the camera to close the footage out.
Back in the arena, they stand and pose and Miz goes to speak--
Enter John Cena, with Nikki Bella, both dressed for action. Miz says he's surprised it took this long to interrupt him, and Cena says he was laughing with everybody else and he really nailed it. He does have all these rules and the Bellas really do seem really dumb sometimes and hey, they really are not married, good job.
Cena says it's one of the few good things Miz did. But then the jokes were over and he was acting like the Miz again. Well, they can take a joke, but they can't deal with Miz and Maryse, because they actually believe the stuff they're saying. Like Maryse believes Nikki kept her out of WWE, but she's in WWE right now. How asinine is that?
He says they didn't ask her back because they didn't want her back, because she did jack. Search for Best of Maryse on the Network, you get nothing. Miz had it all planned out, Cena spent 15 years setting up a springboard to Hollywood, is he high? Cena's as brand loyal as Vince McMahon and half as cool.
Half these people hate him for it! He's doing a movie and coming back, lot of superstars have done it, HHH, Sheamus, Seth Rollins, oh wait, and Miz! It slipped his mind because the only movies Miz does are crappy bootlegs of movies he's already made. But it's cool because at least Miz is doing something, but John is still trying to figure out what Maryse is doing here.
There's a women's revolution going on, and so women are encouraged to step in the ring and prove they're just as good if not better than men, and Nikki threw Tyler Breeze around like nothing last week! Every week, Maryse steals a paycheck, the waste of space.
And the only reason Maryse is back is because Miz begged WWE so he could be on Total Divas. You want a headline, Miz is using Maryse to be on Total Divas. And you wanna knock Nicole for not having kids? How many kids do the Mizanins have? None. Is Miz firing blanks?
A long time ago, Cena told Miz not to bring a knife to a gun fight, but he didn't listen. Because they don't listen, they just talk and talk, and they don't even listen to themselves. Where he comes from, if you fall down, you get back up and accept it, but if Miz even stumbles he complains about anybody and anything to make an excuse.
But that's not real, Mike. And real is gonna punch him straight in the mouth this Sunday. The imitation was funny, but he took all the stuff off and got serious. (Cena takes all his stuff off and gets serious.) He thinks that's a hell of an idea, and he's stripped away everything that Miz thinks makes him him, but he stands before him a man.
A man that Miz knows is gonna crush him at WrestleMania. Normally right now, Cena tells everyone he's in for the fight of his life, but this time, he's gonna destroy Miz. All these rules and he missed the one they live by-- if he wants to talk tough, he better be tough, and he's a pussy.
Cena calls them gutless, spineless, loudmouths, and they're not the "it" couple, they're the shit couple. And he wants to be proven wrong. We're close to WrestleMania, folks want to see something happen, so make it happen, ball up that fist and take a shot, just remember who you're swinging at.
And if Maryse so much as steps in his direction, Nikki'll slap the botox out of her cheeks. Cena polls the crowd and points to his chin Miz and Maryse square up, jaws tight, but back off... before Miz takes his jacket off and heads back. Maryse is telling him something and he hesitates on the apron.
She takes his hand and they walk back up the ramp, when Cena says if he's firing blanks, maybe there's nothing to fire with. Nikki calls them fake-ass see-through haters and on Sunday, there's no running when she and her man come to kick their ass. Cena and Bella kiss in the ring and pose in the corners
Nikki proposes and John says he does... not ever want to marry her, because it'll damage his brand. He hustles the fans pretending to be something he's not, he's loyal to himself and the people who do what he tells them, and he respects one thing, money.
He's only interested in Nikki as long as she makes him look good, and he'll kick her to the curb if he has to. Never Give Up is about never giving up his spot, and if Miz and Maryse win, he'll have no choice but to fade away and classify himself as obsolete into obscurity. He won't marry her because he only loves himself.
John continues, he's not a real person, he's a ghost, and you can't see him because there's nothing worth seeing. He takes the hat off and he's Miz! He knows John is watching, and Nikki turns out to be Maryse! Miz says they're going to make WrestleMania their curtain call, showing them there's nothing left.
Cena thinks he's gonna have this Hollywood career, but he's just a circus act. He hopes he enjoyed the red carpet, and Miz adds that being at the Kids' Choice Awards is as close as she'll get to having kids. Miz says people will know that Cena's entire life is Total Bullshit.
They kiss and stare at the camera to close the footage out.
Back in the arena, they stand and pose and Miz goes to speak--
Enter John Cena, with Nikki Bella, both dressed for action. Miz says he's surprised it took this long to interrupt him, and Cena says he was laughing with everybody else and he really nailed it. He does have all these rules and the Bellas really do seem really dumb sometimes and hey, they really are not married, good job.
Cena says it's one of the few good things Miz did. But then the jokes were over and he was acting like the Miz again. Well, they can take a joke, but they can't deal with Miz and Maryse, because they actually believe the stuff they're saying. Like Maryse believes Nikki kept her out of WWE, but she's in WWE right now. How asinine is that?
He says they didn't ask her back because they didn't want her back, because she did jack. Search for Best of Maryse on the Network, you get nothing. Miz had it all planned out, Cena spent 15 years setting up a springboard to Hollywood, is he high? Cena's as brand loyal as Vince McMahon and half as cool.
Half these people hate him for it! He's doing a movie and coming back, lot of superstars have done it, HHH, Sheamus, Seth Rollins, oh wait, and Miz! It slipped his mind because the only movies Miz does are crappy bootlegs of movies he's already made. But it's cool because at least Miz is doing something, but John is still trying to figure out what Maryse is doing here.
There's a women's revolution going on, and so women are encouraged to step in the ring and prove they're just as good if not better than men, and Nikki threw Tyler Breeze around like nothing last week! Every week, Maryse steals a paycheck, the waste of space.
And the only reason Maryse is back is because Miz begged WWE so he could be on Total Divas. You want a headline, Miz is using Maryse to be on Total Divas. And you wanna knock Nicole for not having kids? How many kids do the Mizanins have? None. Is Miz firing blanks?
A long time ago, Cena told Miz not to bring a knife to a gun fight, but he didn't listen. Because they don't listen, they just talk and talk, and they don't even listen to themselves. Where he comes from, if you fall down, you get back up and accept it, but if Miz even stumbles he complains about anybody and anything to make an excuse.
But that's not real, Mike. And real is gonna punch him straight in the mouth this Sunday. The imitation was funny, but he took all the stuff off and got serious. (Cena takes all his stuff off and gets serious.) He thinks that's a hell of an idea, and he's stripped away everything that Miz thinks makes him him, but he stands before him a man.
A man that Miz knows is gonna crush him at WrestleMania. Normally right now, Cena tells everyone he's in for the fight of his life, but this time, he's gonna destroy Miz. All these rules and he missed the one they live by-- if he wants to talk tough, he better be tough, and he's a pussy.
Cena calls them gutless, spineless, loudmouths, and they're not the "it" couple, they're the shit couple. And he wants to be proven wrong. We're close to WrestleMania, folks want to see something happen, so make it happen, ball up that fist and take a shot, just remember who you're swinging at.
And if Maryse so much as steps in his direction, Nikki'll slap the botox out of her cheeks. Cena polls the crowd and points to his chin Miz and Maryse square up, jaws tight, but back off... before Miz takes his jacket off and heads back. Maryse is telling him something and he hesitates on the apron.
She takes his hand and they walk back up the ramp, when Cena says if he's firing blanks, maybe there's nothing to fire with. Nikki calls them fake-ass see-through haters and on Sunday, there's no running when she and her man come to kick their ass. Cena and Bella kiss in the ring and pose in the corners
