Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Sept 5, 2019 19:54:53 GMT -5
William Regal: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the finest sixty minutes of pro wrestling in the world, the Show Time Power Hour! I'm your host, William Regal. With me are Mauro Ranallo and Jim Cornette! Guys, Co-Commissioner Sting has booked another great set of matches for this week!"
Mauro Ranallo: "Yes, he has! Killer Kross and Scarlett Bordeaux will take on 'Team little Big' in a 'Mixed Tag Team' match! 'Samoan Dynasty' battles 'OI4K' in eight-man action! And, CM Punk and Matt Riddle will defend the Tag Team Championship against...Jim, would you like to do the honors?"
Jim Cornette: "Of course! No one can announce this team like I can! CM Punk and Matt Riddle will defend the Tag Team Championship in the main event against the 'top guys!' Twin sons of different mothers! The greatest tag team on planet earth, Dash Wilder and Scott Dawson, 'The Revival!'"
Regal: "Now, that was an introduction! Jim Cornette is the ultimate hype man for 'The Revival!' Fans, it's going to be a fantastic hour! Let's get it..."
CM Punk came out with the rest of "The Magnificent Seven."
CM Punk: "I demand Sting out here right now!"
Sting: "You beckoned, Mr. Punk?"
Punk: "You know good and well why I called you out here!"
Sting: "Actually, I don't. I'm trying to run a televised broadcast here, and you're interrupting it. So, let's get to the reason you're out here, shall we?"
Punk: "You've booked Matt Riddle and I in another title defense! We just defended on TV a couple of weeks ago!"
Sting: "And, your point is?"
Punk: "You're singling us out!"
Sting: "Nonsense. You're upset because you have to defend the Tag Team Championship twice over a two-week period?! Are you kidding me?! When I was the NWA World Champion, I defended the title every single night of the week in a different city! Ric, you of all people should understand that!"
Ric Flair: "Yeah, I understand that. I also understand you're making the CEO of this company wrestle week after week. He has other business to attend to!"
Sting: "Is that so? Well, the last time I checked, CM Punk is contracted to NWA: Show Time as a professional wrestler. He's also one-half of the NWA: Show Time Tag Team Champions. So, if his administrative obligations are more than he can bear with wrestling thrown into the mix, then he and Matt can forfeit the titles right now."
Punk: "No, no, no! That's not happening! Sting, you need to back off before you get yourself into something you're not prepared to handle!"
Sting: "Are you threatening an executive of this company?"
Punk: "I see what you're trying to do. It's not going to work! And besides, you're hardly an executive! You're nothing more than Jordan Richards' paid lapdog!"
Sting: "I could say the same about 'Naitch,' there! He does your bidding every chance he gets! Enough is enough! We're not going to stand here and argue back and forth for twenty minutes! The people want to see wrestling! So, either defend the title in the main event or hand them over now! But, stop wasting everyone's time! Put up or shut up!"
Punk: "We'll defend the titles! But, you're on thin ice, pal! Watch your back!"
Regal: "Well then, it's obvious that CM Punk is trying to weasel his way out of defending the Tag Team Championship any more than what's required of him. But, the titles will be on the line in the main event! Let's go to the ring to get this night started!"
Match One ~ "Mixed Tag Team" match ~ "Team Little Big" ("The Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman & "The Goddess" Alexa Bliss) vs. "Killer Smoke Show" (Killer Kross & "Smoke Show" Scarlett Bordeaux)
The women were as vicious as the men in this one. It was quite entertaining to watch two vixens like Bliss and Bordeaux go at it. They really brought the rage. Kross and Strowman brought the heavy strikes and offense. Midway through the battle, AJ Lee came to ringside to spectate. She didn't get involved until the very end. Scarlett had Bliss on the top rope for an "Avalanche Hurricanrana." Strowman looked as if he was going to interfere. Kross took himself and Braun out with a "Tope' Suicida." As the referee's attention was diverted by that segment, AJ jumped to the apron and held Alexa down as Bordeaux went for the move. Scarlett came crashing to the mat. Bliss was able to hit "Twisted Bliss" from her perch for the pin.
Winners = "Team Little Big" by pinfall in 12:42
Regal: "AJ Lee sealed the deal for 'Team Little Big' right there!"
Ranallo: "She giftwrapped that victory!"
Cornette: "I guarantee her sorry excuse for a husband sent her out there to turn the tide! Kross and Scarlett had it won!"
Regal: "Indeed. Fans, we'll take a break. When we return, it's eight-man action!"
Regal: "We're back! Vanessa Craft is standing by with 'Samoan Dynasty.' Let's see what they have to say ahead of their grudge match with 'OI4K.'"
Vanessa Craft: "I'm here with 'Samoan Dynasty,' who are set to face off against 'OI4K' in moments for what promises to be a wild battle. They've been joined by Jimmy Uso's wife Naomi."
Jimmy Uso: "Hold on right there, Vanessa. Let me set y'all straight. Naomi is the name my wife was given when she worked for the McMahon family. She ain't nowhere near them people any more! So, she prefers to use her real name, Trinity."
Craft: "Okay, Trinity, welcome to NWA: Show Time."
Trinity Uso: "Thank you! I've been a lot over the last several years, but I decided it was time to get back into the ring and prove to the world what I can do once again! And, if Havok and Neveah try to get involved in my family's business tonight, I'm gonna snatch 'em both bald!"
Jey Uso: "Ya see, 'OI4K' may stand for 'Ohio Is 4 Killers,' but we ain't in Ohio boys! We in Charlotte, North Cackalacky!"
Jimmy: "And North Cackalacky is for beat downs!"
Jacob Fatu: "Tonight, 'OI4K' finds out what Samoan justice is all about!"
Sefa Fatu: "Believe that, fam!"
Jimmy: "They going to the penitentiary tonight!"
Craft: "There you have it. Back to you, William."
Regal: "It looks like 'Samoan Dynasty' is fired up with Trinity in their corner. Let's see who can back up all the talk next!"
Match Two ~ "OI4K" (Jon Moxley, Madman Fulton, Crimson, & Matt Cross with Solomon Crowe, Jake Crist, Dave Crist, "Death Machine" Jessicka Havok, and "Killer Queen" Neveah) vs. "Samoan Dynasty" (Jimmy Uso, Jey Uso, Jacob Fatu, & Sefa Fatu) with Trinity Uso
Trinity manned the outside for her family members, while several members of "OI4K" roamed ringside. This proved to be a chaotic situation, which is exactly what "OI4K" lives for. Still, the Samoans owned much of the offense. Havok and Neveah indeed tried to interfere and were thwarted by Trinity, who hit them both with a "Suicide Dive." Meanwhile, Moxley nailed an unsuspecting Jimmy Uso with "Dirty Deeds" and placed a dazed Matt Cross on top of him. The Fatus had taken out the Crists at ringside and missed the pin.
Winners = "OI4K" by pinfall in 18:23
Regal: "Once again, calamity rules the day for 'OI4K!'''
Ranallo: "As long as they're on CM Punk's payroll, they'll continue to get away with that garbage!"
Cornette: "Emnough is enough with those guys!"
Regal: "I agree one hundred percent. Perhaps Co-Commissioner Sting might be able to do something about them! Fans, let's take another break. When we return, the Tag Team Championship is on the line!"
Regal: "We're back and ready for our huge main event! Jim Cornette has taken his leave. Let's go up to the ring!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Show Time Tag Team Championship ~ "The Magnificent Seven" (CM Punk & "King of Bros" Matt Riddle with AJ Lee) vs. "The Revival" (Dash Wilder & Scott Dawson) with Jim Cornette
This was a tag team clinic from start to finish. Both teams were on their game, showing flashes of brilliance throughout. Punk and Riddle trapped Wilder in their corner and worked him over for some time. He showed great heart and resiliency in not getting pinned, despite several attempts by the champions. Once Dawson got in, he peppered the titlists with punches and kicks. The referee got knocked down during the fray. "Shatter Machine" should have ended it, but there was no one to make the count. Another referee slid in, but he was dragged out of the ring and disposed of by Punk. Punk then hit "GTS" on Dash. But, since he had tossed the referee, there again was no one to make the count. Sting then came jogging down to the ring and slid in. he made the count, but Dash kicked out at two. Punk was incensed. He berated Sting and then shoved him. Sting shoved back, knocking Punk to the mat. He quickly tagged in Riddle. The action broke down with all four men in the ring. Punk had Dash again in position for "GTS," but Wilder turned it into a "Crucifix pin" for the three-count.
Winners and NEW NWA: Show Time Tag Team Champions = "The Revival" by pinfall in 23:09
Regal: "Oh my! They've done it!"
Ranallo: "We've got new champions! Are you kidding me?! 'The Revival' has done it!"
Regal: "The celebration is on! That's the first chink in the seemingly impervious armor of 'The Magnificent Seven!' Fans, we're all out of time for this week. Please join us again next Tuesdayon TBS for more of the Show Time Power Hour! For Mauro Ranallo and a jubilant Jim Cornette, I'm William Regal, saying ta ta for now!"
The episode ended in the final image of Dash and Dawson posing with the titles.