"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 79 (Week 158)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, this is a huge episode tonight!"

Renee Young: "As we saw last week, Mercedes KV and Bayley Rose are invoking their rematch clause and challenging 'Sadistic Tails' for the Tag Team Championship! That should be a huge main event!"

Melissa Santos: "Also, we'll see 'B.O.O.T.Y.' in action, as they'll take on 'UK Connection' in six-woman action!"

Miceli: "And, Aja Kong will defend the Heavyweight Championship against 'Absolution' member Mandy Rose, who bulked up just to challenge for the title! There's so much action to pack into one hour! Let's get it started!"

Match One ~ "UK Connection" (Tenille Dashwood, Toni Storm, & Lana Austin with "Vixen of Violence" Viper) vs. ''B.O.O.T.Y. (Beauties Obsessed with Owning this Yard)" (Brandi Lauren, Kaci Lennox, & Vanessa Marie with Salina de la Renta and Aria Blake)

This was a hotly contested match. Since Lana Austin moved on to "UK Connection," tensions have risen against she and her former stable mates. That was borne out here. This was our first look at newbies Lennox and Marie. They did not fail to impress. The true star of the match, however, was Storm. She has come into her own as a world class talent. The battle was marred by interference, as "Spoiled Brats" and Viper got involved, prompting the referee to throw out the match.

Winners = no contest in 11:43

Miceli: "That was a fierce fight!"

Young: "These two groups really have it out for each other!"

Santos: "Those six ladies were battling it out!"

Miceli: "Let's take a break. We'll be back in three minutes with the Heavyweight Championship match!"

Miceli: "We're back! As we mentioned earlier, Mandy Rose is set to challenge Aja Kong for the Heavyweight Championship next! She normally competes at one hundred forty pounds, but gained five pounds to hit the Heavyweight limit for this match. She weighed in at 145.2 this morning. So, she's official. Let's go to Lilian Garcia, who is standing by with Mandy and her partner Sonya Deville."

Lilian Garcia: "I'm here with Mandy Rose, who is set to challenge Aja Kong for the Heavyweight Championship next. Mandy, you added five pounds just to challenge for this title. Why?"

Mandy Rose: "Because I wanted to prove that the 'Golden Goddess' wasn't a one-trick pony. Sonya and I are not just a tag team. We both were singles wrestlers before we ever joined forces. Besides, have you seen Aja Kong? She's a fat tub of goo. The Heavyweight division needs 'God's greatest gift' as its champion."

Garcia: "Are you worried that bulking up will hamper you in any way?"

Rose: "Five pounds of muscle only makes me stronger.  None of my natural ability will be hampered."

Garcia: "Still, there is a pretty substantial size difference between you and Kong, who weighs in excess of two hundred thirty pounds. Does that scare you in any way?"

Rose: "Scare me?! I have a background in MMA, which means, as a woman, that I trained almost exclusively with men. Some of them were double my size. I'm scared of no one! It's Aja Kong who should be scared of me!"

Garcia: "Madusa, back to you."

Miceli: "Mandy Rose seems confident, but what's new? Let's see how she handles herself in this match."

Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Championship ~ Aja Kong with Awesome Kong vs. "Golden Goddess" Mandy Rose with Sonya Deville

Rose actually showed some real strength in this match. The problem was that she was outweighed by ninety lbs. Still, Rose did manage to "Bodyslam" Kong. Rose tried her best to maintain an advantage, but Kong, even at 47 years old, is a machine. She simply will not stay down for long. Mandy went for her "Rose's Thorn" finisher ("Double Underhook Facebuster"), but Kong blocked it and "Backdropped" her. Kong then hit her "Ukarage" ("Spinning Backfist") and followed up with the "Back Elbow Drop" from the second rope for the win.

Winner and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Champion = Aja Kong by pinfall in 10:32

Miceli: "Aja Kong continues to defy age! She is still a monster after thirty-plus years in the sport!"

Young: "Mandy Rose did better than anyone expected her to, but she was still no match for Aja Kong!"

Santos: "Aja Kong proves that the elder stateswomen still have what it takes!"

Miceli: "Fans, we'll take another break. When we return, we'll have words from Britt Baker about last week's betrayal of former partner Chelsea Green. Stay with us!"

Miceli: "We're back. Let's go to Jessica Rose, who's standing by in the ring."

Jessica Rose: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Britt Baker."

Britt came out to a chorus of boos. She smiled slyly as she walked to the ring. Before she could get into the ring for her interview, Chelsea Green nailed her from behind and a brawl began. Green was getting the best of her when the 6'5" Katya stormed to ringside and leveled Green with a "Roundhouse Kick" to the face. She hammered away on Chelsea until Baker recovered and took over the beating. Baker grabbed the ringside microphone and screamed, "Meet my new bodyguard, Katya!" Katya hit a massive "Chokeslam." Then, the double-team commenced. Out of nowhere, "The Dollhouse" (Brooke Adams & Santana Garrett) came to the aid of Green. Baker and Katya backed off and left ringside as Adams and Garrett tended to the fallen Green. Baker assured Chelsea that, " This isn't over!," as she and Katya went to the back.

Miceli: "What the heck is going on around here?! First, Britt Baker aligns herself with Katya as a bodyguard, then 'The Dollhouse' saves Chelsea Green! They've never saved anyone but themselves!"

Young: "That is strange. 'The Dollhouse' always has been about themselves. For Brooke Adams and Santana Garrett to save Chelsea Green goes against their normal MO."

Santos: "And, it appears that Britt Baker has bought herself an insurance policy in Katya, who we thought was teammates with Taya."

Miceli: "A lot of questions remain unanswered after that bizarre segment. Let's take a break and come back with our Tag Team Championship main event!"

Miceli: "We're back and we're ready to rumble! Let's go back to the ring for our big main event!"

Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ "Sadistic Tails" (Kana & Mio Shirai) vs. "The Four Horsewomen" ("Money in the Bank" Mercedes KV & Bayley Rose with Charlotte Flair and "Lass Kicker" Becky Lynch)

"Horsewomen" associate Io Shirai was conspicuous by her absence. She had been in Japan defending the Wonder of Stardom Championship, but was scheduled to be back in the States. Normally, she would have been nearby to stick it to her sister and former best friend. Io still has offered no explanation as to why she turned on them a few weeks back. The match itself was a master class in opponent isolation by both teams. Bayley took the heat from Kana and Mio for the first half of the bout. Mio bore the brunt of the punishment in the latter half until she got a desperation tag to Kana. Kana cleaned house and went on the warpath. She was like a woman possessed in defense of the titles. She hooked Bayley in the "Kana Lock" and had her down for the count. Charlotte and Becky distracted the referee while Mio and Mercedes brawled. Meanwhile, Io Shirai surprised everyone by running down to the ring and nailing Kana with a chair shot that cleaned her clock. She rolled and nearly unconscious Bayley on top of her and fled ringside and the referee turned around and made the count. KV held Mio's legs so she couldn't break up the pin.

Winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Champions = "The Four Horsewomen" by pinfall in 23:19

Miceli: "Io Shirai swerved us all once again and plunged the dagger even further in the hearts of Mio Shirai and Kana!"

Young: "Unbelievable! We were all led to believe she wasn't even here!"

Santos: "Not only was she here, but she singlehandedly stole back the Tag Team Championship for Mercedes KV and Bayley Rose!"

Shirai rejoined "The Four Horsewomen" in the ring as the celebration began. Mio helped Kana to the back along with the trainers. Charlotte Flair demanded a microphone.

Charlotte Flair: "I told you we wouldn't stay down for long! 'The Horsewomen' are reclaiming our throne!"

Just then, a vaguely familiar voice spoke from somewhere behind the scenes.

"Who says it's your throne to claim?"

To the shock of everyone in the building, "The Four Horsewomen of MMA" walked down the entrance ramp. They stopped to pose for the camera.

Miceli: "Oh my Lord!"

Young: "We haven't seen them since Starrcade!"

Santos: "What are they doing back?!"

A stare down commenced that had the fans on their feet. Ronda Rousey could be heard yelling, "We told you this wasn't over!"

Miceli: "I can't believe what we're seeing here! 'The Four Horsewomen of MMA' are back here to confront 'The Four Horsewomen' of Femme Fatales! Fans, we're rapidly running out of time! We'll keep the cameras running as long as we can. Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"

The episode faded to black with Security attempting to separate the enraged warriors.