Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Jun 28, 2018 7:37:13 GMT -5
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. with me are my sisters from another mister, Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we've got grudge matches a plenty here tonight!"
Renee Young: "Yep! Headlined by 'Queen Kongs' versus 'Sadistic Tails!'"
Melissa Santos: "We'll also see 'Actwres Girl'Z' battle her former best friend 'Team Cutie!' Those two tandems having been tearing it up on the live event tour recently!"
Miceli: "Yes they have! Our main event will see Priscilla Kelly challenge TV Champion Becky Lynch! It's going to be exciting, so let's get to it!"
Before the first match could begin, this entrance video blared on the tron:
"The Asylum" came stomping to the ring wearing their Ladies Night Ultra Championship belts.
Ruby Riot: "What a great lineup they have tonight, huh Mary?!"
Mary Dobson: "Oh yeah, it's just great, Ruby!"
Riot: "Well, there's one gigantic problem with tonight's card. We're not on it! We are sick and tired of being overlooked and it stops right here, right now! We are issuing a challenge to any team in the locker room who wants to take us on for these belts!"
Dobson: "Bring it on, wenches!"
Suddenly, to everyone's surprise, this entrance video played:
"Fly Kicks" made their way down the aisle and hopped into the ring to the crowd's delight. Dakota Kai had a microphone and began to berate Riot and Dobson, who left the ring very quickly.
Dakota Kai: "So, you want to issue a challenge, eh?! We'll take it! We've been waiting to get our hands on you for years! Nixon still wears a knee brace because of what you two did to her on the indy circuit! Get in this ring, so we can kick your a...!"
Nixon shoved her hand over Kai's mouth and stopped her from using the expletive. She mouthed the words, "Keep it PG!"
Nixon Newell: "I lost nine months of my career because of you! Now, it's time for payback!"
Riot: "That's all well and good girls. But, you see, we challenged a team from our locker room to take us on! You're outsiders! You don't belong in a Femme Fatales ring! So, you can forget fighting us!"
Kai: "Actually Ruby, you're dead wrong! We are a part of this locker room now!"
Dobson: "Yeah, right! What idiots in their right minds would sign you two indy scrubs?!"
Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa walked out to applause.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "That would be me, Mary. But, I'm no idiot. I'm your boss! That little statement is going to cost you. If you don't think they belong here, prove it! Tonight, you will defend the Ladies Night Ultra Championship against 'Fly Kicks!' And, if you lose, you're fired!"
Riot: "What?! You can't do that!"
Aikawa: "I believe I just did! You have a match to prepare for. I suggest you do so!"
The crowd was amped at this announcement.
Miceli: "Oh my! what a first segment! It wasn't what we expected, but it's going to be awesome! 'Fly Kicks' will challenge for the Ladies Night Titles on their first night, and, if they win, 'The Asylum' is gone! Wow! Fans, as great as that announcement was, we've got other matches to get to, so let's do it!"
Match One ~ "Actwres Girl'Z" (Saori Anou & Tae Honma with Inko Haku) vs. "Team Cutie" ("Popping Sugar Rabbit" Mizuki & "Cuddle Bunny" Rena)
Renee Young wasn't kidding when she said these two teams were lighting up the live event circuit. They have been splitting decisions up and down the Mid-Atlantic region. The quick, high-flying style of "Team Cutie" contrasts well with the more methodical, almost seductive methods of their counterparts. Haku was the difference-maker in this one. Mizuki was on the top preparing for a dive onto Anou. The referee was trying to get Rena and Honma out of the ring and had her back turned. Inko hopped up onto the apron and launched Mizuki off the top rope. Mizuki guillotined herself on the top rope and bounced precariously into center ring, gasping for air. Anou scooped her up and hit her "Fisherman Buster" finish for the win.
Winners = "Actwres Girl'Z" by pinfall in 8:24
Miceli: "The numbers game caught up with 'Team Cutie' in that one, just when it looked like they had it in the bag! Fans, we need to take a break. We'll be back with plenty more action in just a couple of minutes!"
Miceli: "We're back! Our next match features two teams who used to be best friends and members of 'Joshi Mafia' together. Since that group was forced to break up, their has been tension among the individual members. That came to a head last week when 'Queen Kongs' and Kana lost the Trios Championship to 'The IIconics' and Tenille Dashwood. A fight erupted between 'Queen Kongs' and 'Sadistic Tails' after Mio Shirai joined in. Both teams demanded a match this week. Let's go to the ring!"
Match Two ~ "Queen Kongs" (Aja & Awesome Kong) vs. "Sadistic Tails" (Kana & Mio Shirai)
This was a smash mouth brawl from the opening bell. Both teams gave no quarter and asked none. All four have a heavy-hitting style with striking offenses. Kana and Shirai used kicks to try and chop down the proverbial redwoods that were their gargantuan opponents. Aja and Awesome dropped their customary bombs. Kana ducked an attempted "Double Spinning Backfist" and took out Awesome Kong. Mio came in with a "Missile Dropkick" to Aja, who staggered into the corner. Mio then charged and hit a "Step-up Knee" to Aja's face. Kana then came from behind and cinched in her "Kana Lock." Aja tried to carry Kana to the ropes, but began to fade and went down to one knee. Awesome tried to break it up, but was hit with a "Dropkick" that knocked her off the apron before she could get into the ring. Kana wrapped her legs around Aja's waist (as best she could) and wrestled her to the mat. Aja struggled in the hold, but could not break it. She eventually tapped out to the shock of the crowd.
Winners = "Sadistic Tails" by submission in 13:36
Miceli: "Aja Kong tapped out! I can count on one hand how many times I've seen that and wouldn't use all five fingers!"
Young: "I can't believe it! Aja Kong couldn't escape the 'Kana Lock!' What a huge win for 'Sadistic Tails!'"
Santos: "Mio and Kana just shot up the tag team ranks by beating one of the most dominant women's teams of the last twenty years!"
Miceli: "Fans, let's take another break! We'll be back with much more!"
Miceli: "We're back! Fans, during the commercial break, these photos began to fall from the rafters like confetti."
Miceli showed the photo to the camera, which zoomed in.
Miceli: "We know that Yumi Ohka's surgeries are completed. I guess she's showing the world that her face is finally healed up. After last week's outing, though, I don't know when we'll see 'Oedo Tai' again. You never know with that unpredictable group. We understand that Kagetsu has been added to their ranks to take the lead after Kris wolf's departure. I expect an even greater edge with Kagetsu in the fold! Shifting gears to our next match-up, we saw at the top of the program 'The Asylum' come out and issue an open challenge for the Ladies Night Ultra Championship. They got more than they bargained for when 'Fly Kicks' debuted and accepted the challenge. Commissioner Aikawa didn't take too kindly to Riot and Dobson's words, so she included the stipulation that says, if 'The Asylum' loses, they're fired! I believe both teams are ready, at least Dakota Kai and Nixon Newell are. This photo was just posted on Kai's Instagram account:
Miceli: "Let's go to the ring!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Championship ~ If "The Asylum" loses, they are terminated from NWA: Femme Fatales ~ "The Asylum" ("Crazy" Mary Dobson & Ruby Riot) vs. "Fly Kicks" (Dakota Kai & Nixon Newell)
The challengers came running to the ring, playing to the crowd the whole way.
Kai and Newell overwhelmed their ill-prepared opponents with the offense they have become known for: various and a sundry kicks from all angles. Ruby ate stereo "Super Kicks." Dobson absorbed a "Double Dropkick." What offense "The Asylum" got in was sparing, at best. It was clear that "Fly Kicks" were on a mission. Not only were they exacting revenge on Riot and Dobson for an injury they perpetrated on Newell a few years ago, they were looking to impress the fans in their debut. They accomplished both. After javelining Riot over the tope rope to the floor, Kai and Newell went for the kill. Dakota nailed a "Kaio-Kick," then the "Facewash Corner Kick" to Dobson. Mary crawled to center ring, where she was met with "The Shiniest Wizard" from Newell, who made sure her large knee brace connected with Mary's skull. The pin was academic at that point.
Winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Ladies Night Ultra Champions = "Fly Kicks" by pinfall in 7:11
Miceli: "They've done it! Nixon Newell and Dakota Kai just decimated 'The Asylum' and won the Ladies Night Ultra Championship!"
Young: "What a beat down! And, as a result, Ruby Riot and 'Crazy' Mary Dobson are gone!"
Santos: "We have the highest of highs and the lowest of lows in the ring at the same time!"
"Fly Kicks" took to the crowd to celebrate. They walked through a sea of fans, holding the championship gold up for all to see. Meanwhile, Riot and Dobson sat inside the ring dejected. Fans began to sing, "Na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye!," as Commissioner Aikawa tore up their contracts and instructed Security Officers to escort them out of the building.
Miceli: "What a scene! 'The Asylum' had an impressive run in this company, but it's over now! They've been replaced by the newest sensation, 'Fly Kicks!' Fans, we'll take a quick break and be back with our main event! Stay with us!"
Miceli: "We're back! Well, we've seen one title change mere minutes ago! Can we go two-for-two?! Let me set the stage. Priscilla Kelly and Maho Kurone challenged Mercedes KV and Bayley Rose for the Tag Team Championship last week and had them won before interference from Becky Lynch cost them the match. Kelly took to social media this week and goaded Lynch into defending the Television Championship against her tonight! This should be a good one!"
Match Four ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Television Championship ~ "Lass Kicker" Becky Lynch with Charlotte Flair vs. Priscilla Kelly with "Zombie Girl" Maho Kurone
Lynch tried to use her typical game plan of softening up the arm for her "DisArm Her" submission. Kelly fought it off and tried to get her "Dragon Sleeper" (dubbed "The Long Kiss Goodnight") locked in. Lynch took the advantage after running Kelly's shoulder into the steel corner post. Becky worked the appendage over like a technician. Kelly was essentially a one-armed woman for most of the match. Lynch finally got "DisArm Her" locked in and wrenched back. Kelly fought her way to the ropes, breaking the hold. She was in much pain, however. It seemed only a matter of time before she was beaten. Becky went for a "Backdrop," but Kelly "Leapfrogged" her. When Lynch stood up straight, Kelly clamped in "The Long Kiss Goodnight." Becky flailed her arms as she tried to escape. Charlotte looked to jump in. Before she could get up into the ring, Kerone ran around the ring and sunk her teeth into Flair's derriere. The crowd howled as Charlotte screamed in pain. Lynch eventually fought out of the hold by banging her fist repeatedly against Kelly's injured arm. Kelly got up and staggered into the corner, clutching her limp left arm. Lynch ran over and attempted her "Springboard Thrust Kick." Kelly ducked it and took Lynch down. She rolled Becky up. At the two-count, Lynch looked to kick out, but Priscilla dug her heel into the middle turnbuckle. The referee's positioning did not allow her to see this and she continued to count.
Winner and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Television Champion = Priscilla Kelly by pinfall in 19:57
Miceli: "What a back-and-forth match! Priscilla Kelly has dethroned one of 'The Horsewomen!'"
Young: "She used the ropes as a tag team partner and stole this one! But, she's the new Television Champion!"
Santos: "With a bit of trickeration and her minion keeping Charlotte Flair at bay, Priscilla Kelly has struck gold once again!"
Lynch and Charlotte vehemently protested the result, but the referee maintained she did not see the unfair advantage Kelly took for herself. Lynch threw a fit inside the ring.
Miceli: "I can't believe the amount of action we've crammed into one hour, but that's what you get each week on this program! Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"