Lucha Underground Season 4 Discussion

Season 4, Episode 11: Last Man or Machine Standing

Melissa Santos was getting ready for the show with makeup utensils. She looked sad. Enter El Dragon Azteca Jr. He asked her how she's been holding up, she says that she's great. He says that he gets it, in front of The Believers she has to put on a happy face, but with Dragon she can be honest, she misses him. She admits it & says she misses him more everyday. Dragon helps Mellssa put the half of the immortality necklace that Catrina gave her on & tells her that just means Fenix is alive and well in her heart. The more she's grieved, the more she loved. She gave Fenix's life meaning & Dragon says he was so lucky to have her. Melissa says she's lucky to have Dragon, he's a great friend. Dragon says it's showtime

Famous B was sitting ringside in a wheelchair. His presence would be no coincidence.

Vampiro was sweatily eating pumpkin seeds. Matt Striker snatched those seeds to chow down and also share with the Believers

From the looks of things The Haunted House Match is going to be like Lethal Lockdown with Halloween style weapons hanging on the cage

Melissa does the introductions, but doesn't introduce Catrina, Cat takes issue with this and grabs the mic from Melissa, Cat says she knows Melissa isn't that smart, calling her sweetheart, but she forgot to introduce Cat, so now do it the correct way bitch & shoves the mic into Melissa's chest

Melissa stands up & gets right in Cat's face & simply says No!

Catrina delivers a knee to Melissa's crotch then puts her head first into the cage multiple times, Cat grabs a vase and puts it on the floor then picks Melissa up by the hair & gives her The Lick of Death and slams her face into the vase shattering half of it then slammed the other half into the back of Melissa's head

Ringside attendant checks on Melissa

Famous B thanks everyone for calling & wishing him a speedy recovery. It only took 7 screws & 32 surgeries, but he'll be good as new soon. Since Melissa isn't here, he will introduce the next match & unlike Melissa he'll never leave The Believers again then says oh shit when he sees whose match he's going to introduce

Jake Strong vs Aerostar:

Star with a Crucifix Pin for a 2 count, Dropkick off the second rope for a 2 count, up top, but Strong throws him off the top, Ankle Lock & Star taps out

Drago comes out before Jake can break Star's ankle, Drago backs up Strong with some nunchakus

Last Man or Machine Standing for the Lucha Underground Championship
Cage vs Pentagon Dark:

Cage tries to rip off Pentagon's mask, Cage breaks a glass bottle & digs the broken bottle into Pentagon's head, Cage brings in a table, Superkick blocked, but Pentagon with a Death Valley Bomb thought the table in the corner, Cage back up at 4, Pentagon dents a chair on Cage's skull, then places it ontop of Cage's ribs, Pentagon up top, Lanza, Cage with a Bucklebomb into the steel rail on the floor, Pentagon dents a trashcan with Cage's skull, Cage with a Second Rope Superplex from the ring to the floor through a table, Cage is up at 5, Pentagon starts to stir so Cage goes after him, Cage sets up another table, Pentagon with a chair to the skull on the apron, Death Valley Bomb off the apron through the table, Pentagon at 7, Cage at 9, Tornado Claw, Drill Claw & Cage goes for another table, Cage has a cinder block, Pentagon with a trashcan lid to the head, up top, but Cage meets him, Pentagon with an Avalanche Destructor de Mexicano through a table, Pentagon sets up numerous chairs, Pentagon with a kick to the nuts, Fear Factor through 6 chairs, and puts a chair on Cage's left arm then uses another to slam into it, The Sacrifice breaks the left arm & then the right arm, Pentagon has broken both of Cage's arms then Curb Stomps Cage through a cinder block to keep him down & retain the title

Pentagon celebrates as the show ends

Famous B is still handling the ring announcing

Jake Strong vs Drago:

Drago comes out with his whirling nunchaku

Strong with a Chop Block then goes after the leg, Elbow Drop to the knee, Drago goes for a Diving Crossbody, but Jake catches him, Drago turns it into a Tilt-a-Whirl DDT, Single Leg Dropkick for a 2 count, Jake sends Drago into the guardrail, Strong Bomb then the Ankle Lock & Drago taps out

Strong grabs the nunchaku & wraps them around Drago's ankle, back to the Ankle Lock, as he looks to snap it, but Aerostar makes the save & drags Drago to safety

Jack Evans was crawling on the floor backstage. The Worldwide Underground saw this. PJ Black took this as Jack not being able to attend the wedding. Ricky Mundo wanted to take Jack’s place since he didn’t want to carry around stupid rings. Johnny yelled told Ricky rings weren't stupid and to shut up & do the job he asked Ricky to do. Joey calmed down Johnny. Johnny said he was glad to have two of his best friends with him and he did the Bill and Ted air guitars with Joey and PJ This made Ricky sad. After the trio left the doll told Ricky to do the job that she wanted. Ricky then did his murderer smile as some God of War style music played…

Famous B introduced himself as the “Minister of Love”. Famous B then went into an advertisement where he said he will have Dr. Wagner and El Texano Jr. attend your weddings for a small extra fame. Johnny Mundo and his groomsmen made the entrance first. PJ Black was labeled the “Bestish Man” while Joey Wrestling was the “Bestest Man”. Vampiro didn’t like the lime green theme everyone wore, Striker said they were just 'Breaking it Down!' (asuming that's a shot at DX). Taya Valkyrie’s Bridesmaid was Cheerleader Melissa. Taya’s Maid of Honor was Beautiful Brenda. Matt Striker sent it to commercial…

Ricky Mundo and his creepy doll entered the basement and took bolt cutters to unleash Matanza from his cell as the doll tells him to give Johnny & Taya a wedding gift that they'll never forget. He still hesitates as the doll tells him to do it & calls him a coward, he does then gets the hell out of there before Matanza storms out from his lair

Episode 13: The Circle of Life

In the shrine of Mil Muertes. Catrina asked Mil doesn't he get? she was done with him. Catrina said she has her life back again & she's been wasting it in this temple with him. They ruled the underworld together, but she never really loved Mil. The man she truly loved gave her freedom & she's not throwing it away. She gives him something to remember her by & hands him his power stone. Melissa Santos confronted Catrina in the shrine and asked where she thought she was going, bitch. A cinematic martial arts scene ensued. Mil was just chilling staring at his power stone.

The two women brawled to a different part of the building. Catrina goozles Santos then tossed Melissa’s head into the glass window, but Melissa fought back with a Headbutt. Cat laid in some good body blows on Melissa, but Melissa came back evading the punches & then grabbing her arm to toss Catrina into the glass. Catrina tossed a chain at Melissa and missed, and Melissa’s face sold “who throws a chain? Honestly?”. Melissa gut punched Catrina back and there was a back and forth. Catrina retreated upstairs when she was losing the fight. The two women brawled to an attic with Melissa continuing to have the upper hand slamming Cat into a pipe. Both women took each other out with axe kicks.

Catrina surprised Melissa with a boot from the grounded position. Melissa threw water at Catrina. Catrina used her own jujitsu to get Melissa in the Juji-Gatame so she can taunt her about how much Fenix never really loved Melissa & his heart burned for Cat, he gave her a thousand of his lives so she could live again. Melissa said she agrees that Fenix died for Catrina but Catrina will die for Melissa. The brawled carried over to some sort of roof top area scaffolding. The jackets came off. Melissa with a Front Guillotine Choke, more body blows occurred by both women. Catrina got the choke in on Melissa as she took the half-immortality Medallion to try to asphyxiate Melissa. Melissa fought out with punches to the face and got the Judo throw on Catrina. Catrina was hanging for dear life at the edge of the roof. Mil Muertes told Melissa to move and leave and then told Catrina “something to remember ME by”. Mil gave her the power stone and had her fall off the roof. Catrina fell to the ground.

Melissa and Aerostar stood over the “Dead” body of Catrina. Melissa said she didn’t kill her. Aerostar said he knows and he needs Melissa’s help and she must give him the half of the Aztec immortality medallion & he'll give her back what her heart most desires. Aerostar used the Mafuba to suck the stolen energy out of Catrina. Aerostar said “I’ll be right back”…

(Got to get back, back to the past) Ten weeks earlier where Catrina sucked the 1000 lives out of Fenix. Aerostar then opened up his Matrix of Leadership to light their darkest hour, filling Fenix's dark body with light and restoring the lives that Catrina had stolen from him. Aerostar then told Fenix to come with him as the two return to presend day

Aerostar walked to Melissa Santos and right behind him was Fenix. Fenix and Melissa hugged. Aerostar told Melissa that since Fenix has been taken out of time that it will take a while for him to be the same again. Melissa said they have all the time in the world and she told Aerostar “gracias”. Melissa handed Aerostar the half immortality medallion and then Aerostar blasted off again into the time stream again still working on stopping the dark future from happneing. The scene ended with a close-up of Fenix’s irises which showed that when Aerostar used the Mafuba to retrieve Fenix's souls he also got some of Catrina's evil energy which was forming around his pupils

(All that before Vamp & Striker even checks in for the week)