Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Dec 8, 2017 8:46:19 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we have potentially the biggest main event ever signed on this program here tonight!"
Renee Young: "Last week, CEO Jordan Richards demanded that World Champion Bray Wyatt and Femme Fatales Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly take on Io Shirai and Brock Lesnar in an 'Intergender Tag Team' match tonight! It's going to be epic!"
Melissa Santos: "I can't wait to see that! We're literally making history on this program! For the first time ever, the men's NWA World Champion will wrestle in a Femme Fatales ring, and he'll be in there with the most dominant athlete of our generation! And, two of the top female wrestlers in the world will be in there too!"
Miceli: "That's enough to make the program great, but we'll also see our Bantamweight Champion Mio Shirai defend the title tonight after a successful tour of Japan. And, our first match will see Natalya Neidhart battle KillHer Bea in what should be a hard-fought match! Plus, Lilian Garcia will talk with Sexy Star, who has really gone through it over the last few weeks! So, let's go to...wait. We're getting word on our headsets that there is some commotion backstage!"
The scene shifted to the locker room area, where AJ Lee was bashing Mary Dobson and Ruby riot with a lead pipe. She could be heard screaming, "I don't need you! This is my partner now!" Security rushed to the scene and dragged AJ away, still kicking and screaming. Trainers attended to Dobson and Riot.
Miceli: "Wow! AJ has gone off the deep end, and that's not a long trip for her! Let's go to the ring before anything else pops off!"
Match One ~ Natalya Neidhart with Georgia Smith vs. KillHer Bea with "Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif
This was the fight we expected it to be. Bea uses a stiff and unorthodox offense, which is difficult to defend. Natalya is the only female graduate of the esteemed "Hart Dungeon," so she is as tough as nails and knows how to get "down and dirty" if need be. Bea controlled the pace throughout, but Neidhart was able to counter all of Bea's attacks. Eventually, Natalya got the upper hand and applied "The Sharpshooter." Bea's growled in pain, but would not submit. She tried to get to the ropes for a break, but Natalya wisely dragged her back to center ring and really sat down on the move. Sensing her partner was fading, MsChif jumped into the ring and kicked Natalya to cause the DQ.
Winner = Natalya Neidhart by disqualification in 10:23
Georgia Smith got involved to protect her cousin. A four-way brawl commenced until Nattie and Georgia prevailed. MsChif and Bea bailed. Bea kept trying to get back into the ring, but MsChif held her back, content to fight another day. She led Bea away as she smiled toward the ring.
Miceli: "Well, I'd say a new rivalry might have just developed. Fans, we need to take a break. We'll be back to hear from Sexy Star when we return! Stay with us!"
Miceli: "We're back. Over the last several weeks, Sexy Star quite a lot. She's been attacked and unmasked twice, having her mask taken and her face exposed both times. Last week, she was in a tag team match with best friend Taya. During the conclusion, Sexy had her foot on the rope to avoid a pin, but it was accidentally kicked off by Taya, which cost Sexy the match for her team. Lilian Garcia is standing by with Sexy Star for an interview. Lilian, take it away."
Lilian Garcia: "I'm here with Sexy Star, who has been the victim of a series of unfortunate events recently. Sexy, has sido atacado dos veces por un asaltante desconocido. Esa misma persona ha tomado tu amada máscara las dos veces. ¿Cuáles son tus pensamientos en este momento (Sexy, you have been attacked twice by an unknown assailant. That same person has taken your beloved mask both times. What are your thoughts right now)?"
Sexy Star: "¡Estoy molesto! ¡No solo me ha saltado por detrás un cobarde, sino quien quiera que fuera me quitó la máscara! ¡Esa es la última falta de respeto en la comunidad de lucha (I'm pissed off! Not only have I been jumped from behind by a coward, but whoever it was took my mask! That is the ultimate disrespect in the lucha community)!"
Garcia: "Entonces, ¿no tienes idea de quién está detrás de los ataques (So, you have no idea who is behind the attacks)?"
Star: "No, pero cuando descubro quién era, ¡llegará una golpiza (No, but when I find out who it was, a beating is coming)!"
Garcia: "La semana pasada, vimos un partido de equipo de etiqueta que los enfrenta a usted y Taya contra Charlotte y Becky Lynch. Becky te estaba buscando un alfiler, pero pones tu pie sobre las cuerdas. Taya estaba peleando con Charlotte en el delantal e inadvertidamente pateó tu pie de la cuerda, lo que le costó a tu equipo el combate. ¿Cómo se sintió (Last week, we saw a tag team match pitting you and Taya against Charlotte and Becky Lynch. Becky was attempting a pin on you, but you put your foot on the ropes. Taya was fighting with Charlotte on the apron and inadvertently kicked your foot off the rope, costing your team the match. How did that feel)?”
Star: “Estaba enojado al principio. Pero, Taya y yo hablamos por la espalda y la perdoné de inmediato. Los accidentes ocurren, especialmente en el fragor de la batalla (I was mad at first. But, Taya and I talked in the back and I forgave her immediately. Accidents happen, especially in the heat of battle).”
Just then, Taya ran in with Sarita and Katya.
Taya: “Sexy, we found out who’s been jumping you!”
Star: “¡¿Sí (Yes)?!”
Taya then leveled Sexy with a massive “Clothesline.” She then yelled, “It was me, perra! Get her!” Taya, Sarita, and Katya laid the boots to Sexy. Sarita and Katya grabbed her by the arms and held her up as Taya ripped off her mask. Taya then slapped Sexy across the face and grabbed her, squeezing her cheeks as she forced Sexy’s face toward the camera.
Taya: “Here is what an ugly loser looks like! No wonder she wears a mask! This one will go nicely with the collection I’ve got from her!” She then slammed Sexy to the floor.
Taya: “Come on girls! Let’s go!”
Garcia knelt down beside Sexy and yelled for the trainers.
Miceli: “What have we just seen?! Taya’s been attacking Sexy Star?! They’ve been best friends for years!”
Young: “It’s inexplicable! I can’t believe it!”
Santos: “To stab you best friend in the back, then to take her mask three different times, knowing what that means to a luchadora…I can’t get my head around it.”
Miceli: “Fans, let’s take another break while they tend to Sexy Star. We’ll be back.”
Miceli: “We’re back from commercial. Sexy Star left the training room under her own power. She then got in her rental car and left the arena. I can’t magine all the thoughts going through her mind right now.”
Young: “She’s got to be devastated!”
Santos: “She is feeling betrayed and destroyed right now. But, I can tell you from my perspective, that a Latina will hurt for a short time, but then her blood begins to boil. She’s gonna come at ‘Realeza Lucha’ and bring hell with her, girls! Wait and see!”
Miceli: “I believe it! Sexy Star has been a fighter all of her life! Fans, it’s time for our Banatamweight Championship match! Mio Shirai just completed a successful tour of Japan, where she defended the title mutliple times over the last few weeks! She’s back here in America and set to take on one of ‘The Booty Brigade,’ in Brandi Lauren!”
Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Championship ~ Mio Shirai with “The Boss” Manami Toyota vs. “New York Knockout” Brandi Lauren with Lana Austin
Mio is so precise and deadly with her strikes, it’s almost imposible to avoid them. Lauren held her own for a while, but Mio’s veteran prowess makes her quite possibly the most deadly Banatamweight Champion in company history. Mio eventually won with her “Egukeri.”
Winner and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Champion = Mio Shirai by pinfall in 14:03
Miceli: “Another impressive victory for Mio!”
Young: “She is so technically sound. She’s almost indefensable.”
Santos: “Mio Shirai is what a classic joshi competitor looks like.”
Miceli: “Yes, she is! We’re going to take another break. When we return, we’ll see Mio’s sister Io along with Brock Lesnar in the main event against Bray Wyatt and Priscilla Kelly. You better not change that channel!”
Miceli: “We’re back and it’s time for the biggest main event in the history of Femme Fatales! Let’s get it on!”
Match Three ~ “Intergender Tag Team” match ~ “The New Face of Fear”—Bray Wyatt (NWA World Champion) & Priscilla Kelly (NWA: Femme Fatales Women’s Champion) with “Spirit of Abigail” Maria Kanellis vs. “The Beast” Brock Lesnar & Io Shirai with “The Boss” Manami Toyota
It started out with the women, who have developed a storied feud. Kelly used her sultry style to try and throw Io off her game, but Io is arguably the best women’s wrestler on planet earth. She was not intimidated. In fact, she tore into Kelly. Eventually, the men got involved and that is where the real heavy hitting commenced. Lesnar uncorked five “German Suplexes” on Wyatt during the match. The action went back and forth for what seemed like an eternity. Even the seconds got into the action, as Maria tried to interfere and was thwarted by Toyota, who flattened the deranged Maria. When it all broke down at the end, Brock had Bray in position for an “F-5.” Kelly tried to leap off the top to stop him, but was caught. Lesnar then threw Kelly on top of Wyatt and hit the “F-5” on both. Brock then smiled and tagged Io, who was chomping at the bit. Io ran in, scaled the ropes, and hit her vaunted “Moonsault” to take Kelly out.
Winners = Brock Lesnar and Io Shirai by pinfall in 30:44
Miceli: “What a match and what a finish! A doublé ‘F-5’ into a ‘Moonsault?!’ Did anyone ever think the’d see that combination on this program?! Wow! Fans, I hate to say it, but we’re all out of time for this week. Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I’m Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin’ and rollin’!”
The program ended with Lesnar and Shirai standing tall.
Renee Young: "Last week, CEO Jordan Richards demanded that World Champion Bray Wyatt and Femme Fatales Women's Champion Priscilla Kelly take on Io Shirai and Brock Lesnar in an 'Intergender Tag Team' match tonight! It's going to be epic!"
Melissa Santos: "I can't wait to see that! We're literally making history on this program! For the first time ever, the men's NWA World Champion will wrestle in a Femme Fatales ring, and he'll be in there with the most dominant athlete of our generation! And, two of the top female wrestlers in the world will be in there too!"
Miceli: "That's enough to make the program great, but we'll also see our Bantamweight Champion Mio Shirai defend the title tonight after a successful tour of Japan. And, our first match will see Natalya Neidhart battle KillHer Bea in what should be a hard-fought match! Plus, Lilian Garcia will talk with Sexy Star, who has really gone through it over the last few weeks! So, let's go to...wait. We're getting word on our headsets that there is some commotion backstage!"
The scene shifted to the locker room area, where AJ Lee was bashing Mary Dobson and Ruby riot with a lead pipe. She could be heard screaming, "I don't need you! This is my partner now!" Security rushed to the scene and dragged AJ away, still kicking and screaming. Trainers attended to Dobson and Riot.
Miceli: "Wow! AJ has gone off the deep end, and that's not a long trip for her! Let's go to the ring before anything else pops off!"
Match One ~ Natalya Neidhart with Georgia Smith vs. KillHer Bea with "Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif
This was the fight we expected it to be. Bea uses a stiff and unorthodox offense, which is difficult to defend. Natalya is the only female graduate of the esteemed "Hart Dungeon," so she is as tough as nails and knows how to get "down and dirty" if need be. Bea controlled the pace throughout, but Neidhart was able to counter all of Bea's attacks. Eventually, Natalya got the upper hand and applied "The Sharpshooter." Bea's growled in pain, but would not submit. She tried to get to the ropes for a break, but Natalya wisely dragged her back to center ring and really sat down on the move. Sensing her partner was fading, MsChif jumped into the ring and kicked Natalya to cause the DQ.
Winner = Natalya Neidhart by disqualification in 10:23
Georgia Smith got involved to protect her cousin. A four-way brawl commenced until Nattie and Georgia prevailed. MsChif and Bea bailed. Bea kept trying to get back into the ring, but MsChif held her back, content to fight another day. She led Bea away as she smiled toward the ring.
Miceli: "Well, I'd say a new rivalry might have just developed. Fans, we need to take a break. We'll be back to hear from Sexy Star when we return! Stay with us!"
Miceli: "We're back. Over the last several weeks, Sexy Star quite a lot. She's been attacked and unmasked twice, having her mask taken and her face exposed both times. Last week, she was in a tag team match with best friend Taya. During the conclusion, Sexy had her foot on the rope to avoid a pin, but it was accidentally kicked off by Taya, which cost Sexy the match for her team. Lilian Garcia is standing by with Sexy Star for an interview. Lilian, take it away."
Lilian Garcia: "I'm here with Sexy Star, who has been the victim of a series of unfortunate events recently. Sexy, has sido atacado dos veces por un asaltante desconocido. Esa misma persona ha tomado tu amada máscara las dos veces. ¿Cuáles son tus pensamientos en este momento (Sexy, you have been attacked twice by an unknown assailant. That same person has taken your beloved mask both times. What are your thoughts right now)?"
Sexy Star: "¡Estoy molesto! ¡No solo me ha saltado por detrás un cobarde, sino quien quiera que fuera me quitó la máscara! ¡Esa es la última falta de respeto en la comunidad de lucha (I'm pissed off! Not only have I been jumped from behind by a coward, but whoever it was took my mask! That is the ultimate disrespect in the lucha community)!"
Garcia: "Entonces, ¿no tienes idea de quién está detrás de los ataques (So, you have no idea who is behind the attacks)?"
Star: "No, pero cuando descubro quién era, ¡llegará una golpiza (No, but when I find out who it was, a beating is coming)!"
Garcia: "La semana pasada, vimos un partido de equipo de etiqueta que los enfrenta a usted y Taya contra Charlotte y Becky Lynch. Becky te estaba buscando un alfiler, pero pones tu pie sobre las cuerdas. Taya estaba peleando con Charlotte en el delantal e inadvertidamente pateó tu pie de la cuerda, lo que le costó a tu equipo el combate. ¿Cómo se sintió (Last week, we saw a tag team match pitting you and Taya against Charlotte and Becky Lynch. Becky was attempting a pin on you, but you put your foot on the ropes. Taya was fighting with Charlotte on the apron and inadvertently kicked your foot off the rope, costing your team the match. How did that feel)?”
Star: “Estaba enojado al principio. Pero, Taya y yo hablamos por la espalda y la perdoné de inmediato. Los accidentes ocurren, especialmente en el fragor de la batalla (I was mad at first. But, Taya and I talked in the back and I forgave her immediately. Accidents happen, especially in the heat of battle).”
Just then, Taya ran in with Sarita and Katya.
Taya: “Sexy, we found out who’s been jumping you!”
Star: “¡¿Sí (Yes)?!”
Taya then leveled Sexy with a massive “Clothesline.” She then yelled, “It was me, perra! Get her!” Taya, Sarita, and Katya laid the boots to Sexy. Sarita and Katya grabbed her by the arms and held her up as Taya ripped off her mask. Taya then slapped Sexy across the face and grabbed her, squeezing her cheeks as she forced Sexy’s face toward the camera.
Taya: “Here is what an ugly loser looks like! No wonder she wears a mask! This one will go nicely with the collection I’ve got from her!” She then slammed Sexy to the floor.
Taya: “Come on girls! Let’s go!”
Garcia knelt down beside Sexy and yelled for the trainers.
Miceli: “What have we just seen?! Taya’s been attacking Sexy Star?! They’ve been best friends for years!”
Young: “It’s inexplicable! I can’t believe it!”
Santos: “To stab you best friend in the back, then to take her mask three different times, knowing what that means to a luchadora…I can’t get my head around it.”
Miceli: “Fans, let’s take another break while they tend to Sexy Star. We’ll be back.”
Miceli: “We’re back from commercial. Sexy Star left the training room under her own power. She then got in her rental car and left the arena. I can’t magine all the thoughts going through her mind right now.”
Young: “She’s got to be devastated!”
Santos: “She is feeling betrayed and destroyed right now. But, I can tell you from my perspective, that a Latina will hurt for a short time, but then her blood begins to boil. She’s gonna come at ‘Realeza Lucha’ and bring hell with her, girls! Wait and see!”
Miceli: “I believe it! Sexy Star has been a fighter all of her life! Fans, it’s time for our Banatamweight Championship match! Mio Shirai just completed a successful tour of Japan, where she defended the title mutliple times over the last few weeks! She’s back here in America and set to take on one of ‘The Booty Brigade,’ in Brandi Lauren!”
Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Championship ~ Mio Shirai with “The Boss” Manami Toyota vs. “New York Knockout” Brandi Lauren with Lana Austin
Mio is so precise and deadly with her strikes, it’s almost imposible to avoid them. Lauren held her own for a while, but Mio’s veteran prowess makes her quite possibly the most deadly Banatamweight Champion in company history. Mio eventually won with her “Egukeri.”
Winner and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Champion = Mio Shirai by pinfall in 14:03
Miceli: “Another impressive victory for Mio!”
Young: “She is so technically sound. She’s almost indefensable.”
Santos: “Mio Shirai is what a classic joshi competitor looks like.”
Miceli: “Yes, she is! We’re going to take another break. When we return, we’ll see Mio’s sister Io along with Brock Lesnar in the main event against Bray Wyatt and Priscilla Kelly. You better not change that channel!”
Miceli: “We’re back and it’s time for the biggest main event in the history of Femme Fatales! Let’s get it on!”
Match Three ~ “Intergender Tag Team” match ~ “The New Face of Fear”—Bray Wyatt (NWA World Champion) & Priscilla Kelly (NWA: Femme Fatales Women’s Champion) with “Spirit of Abigail” Maria Kanellis vs. “The Beast” Brock Lesnar & Io Shirai with “The Boss” Manami Toyota
It started out with the women, who have developed a storied feud. Kelly used her sultry style to try and throw Io off her game, but Io is arguably the best women’s wrestler on planet earth. She was not intimidated. In fact, she tore into Kelly. Eventually, the men got involved and that is where the real heavy hitting commenced. Lesnar uncorked five “German Suplexes” on Wyatt during the match. The action went back and forth for what seemed like an eternity. Even the seconds got into the action, as Maria tried to interfere and was thwarted by Toyota, who flattened the deranged Maria. When it all broke down at the end, Brock had Bray in position for an “F-5.” Kelly tried to leap off the top to stop him, but was caught. Lesnar then threw Kelly on top of Wyatt and hit the “F-5” on both. Brock then smiled and tagged Io, who was chomping at the bit. Io ran in, scaled the ropes, and hit her vaunted “Moonsault” to take Kelly out.
Winners = Brock Lesnar and Io Shirai by pinfall in 30:44
Miceli: “What a match and what a finish! A doublé ‘F-5’ into a ‘Moonsault?!’ Did anyone ever think the’d see that combination on this program?! Wow! Fans, I hate to say it, but we’re all out of time for this week. Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I’m Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin’ and rollin’!”
The program ended with Lesnar and Shirai standing tall.
