Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Apr 28, 2017 12:54:21 GMT -5
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. With me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we've got a good hour for the fans this week!"
Renee Young: "We sure do! We'll see the Trios Champions in action, as well as a Tag Team Championship match!"
Melissa Santos: "It's going to be muy caliente!"
Miceli: "But, first up, we'll see the debut of Brittany and Sarah, the 'Hardbody Blondes!' Let's go to the ring!"
Match One ~ "Hardbody Blondes"--Brittany & Sarah vs. "Oiran" Yuna Manase & Remei Asuka with "Madame" Yinling
This was a glorified squash match, as Sarah displayed her power and Brittany her athleticism. Asuka and Manase fought hard, but were no match for their opponents. Remei submitted to Sarah's ragdolling "Bearhug."
Winners = "Hardbody Blondes" by submission in 5:01
Miceli: "Now, that was an impressive debut for Brittany and Sarah! They toyed with Remei and Yuna, then crushed them for the finish!"
Young: "It doesn't get much more dominant than that!"
Santos: "They are beautiful and deadly! They'll fit in with the roster of Femme Fatales just fine!"
Miceli: "Fans, we'll take a short break. but we'll be back with more in just a moment!"
Miceli: "Fans, we're back! Let's go back to the ring to see the new Trios Champions, the Japanese protégés of Yuzuki Aikawa!"
Match Two ~ Matsui Jurina, Miyu Yamashita, & Reika Saiki vs. "Lass Kickers"--Becky Lynch & Jessie McKay, and "Exotic Goddess" Mandy Leon
The former members of "The Bullet Club" had trouble co-existing. Leon's vendetta with former teammates "The Dollhouse" has warped her. "Lass Kickers" have been experiencing infighting since they lost the Ladies Night Ultra Championship. The Japanese upstarts took advantage of the chaos and worked a smooth, athletic contest to secure victory. Jurina got the pinfall after her "Star Shooter Drop."
Winners = Jurina, Yamashita, & Saiki by pinfall in 8:13
After the match, Leon walked away disgusted, while Lynch and McKay got into a full-scale fistfight. Lynch got the better of it, leaving McKay to lick her wounds.
Miceli: "Well, I guess we can close the book on 'Lass Kickers.'"
Young: "Yep. Their differences have become too great to overcome."
Santos: "Lynch did a number on McKay! she left her laying!"
Miceli: "Fans, we'll be back with more after the break!"
Miceli: "We're back. Our cameras caught a confrontation a few minutes ago. Let's show that now."
A cutaway aired that showed a backstage confrontation between "The Apocalypse" and "Hardbody Blondes." Jessicka Havok told Brittany and Sarah that, "You're not gonna run over us like you did those two scrubs out there!" MsChif reiterated the point, "If you wanna be the best around here, you go through us!" Brittany and Sarah were not intimidated. Brittany yelled back, "We'll beat you up just like we beat everyone else up!" Sarah retorted, "Bring it on!" She then flexed her rather large biceps. The two teams had a stare down before officials broke up a potential fight.
Miceli: "We might have a future tag team match on our hands!"
Young: "I'd like to see that!"
Santos: "Me too! Those four would drop some bombs!"
Miceli: "Let's go back to the ring for the Tag Team Championship match!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ "Curvas Peligrosas (Dangerous Curves)"--Shani & La Hiedra with Goya Kong vs. Hikaru Shida & Syuri with "The Boss" Manami Toyota
"Joshi Mafia's" quest to garner all of the available championships in NWA: Femme Fatales continued in this match, where long-time friends and reunited partners Shida and Syuri challenged "Curvas Peligrosas." This was an exciting and fast-paced match, pitting Japanese strong style against lucha libre. Strong style was the order of the day, as Syuri and Shida took home the gold after a "Falcon Arrow/La Magistral" combo on Hiedra.
winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Tag team Champions = Hikaru Shida & Syuri by pinfall in 20:43
The triumphant duo posed with the title belts after the match:
Miceli: "I forgot how good those two are together! Phenomenal match and great win for Syuri and Shida!"
Young: "You'd never know it's been a couple of years since they teamed!"
Santos: "They are so good and they've added yet another title to the camp of 'Joshi Mafia!'"
After the match, Shida grabbed a microphone.
Hikaru Shida: "Kore wa Shuri to watashi ni totte ōkina shōridesu! Watashitachiha Tagu Chīmu Chanpiondesu! Shikashi, sore wa watashi ni 1tsu no mondai o nokosu. Watashi wa mada Terebi Chanpiondesu. Watashi wa sugu ni 2tsu no senshuken o motsu koto ga dekinai koto o shitte iru. Dakara, watashi wa sugu ni kono Terebi Taitoru o ushinau hitsuyō ga arimasu. Syuri to no chīmu-ka wa futatabi yume no jitsugendesu. Watashi wa kore o mitai to omou (This is a great victory for Syuri and I! We are the Tag Team Champions! But, that leaves me with one problem. I am still the Television Champion. I know that I cannot hold two championships at once. So, I must forfeit this TV Title immediately. Teaming with Syuri again is a dream come true. I want to see this through)."
Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa came to the ring.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "Watashi wa terebi senshuken no anata no kōfuku o ukeireru. Anata no shōrai no tagu chīmu chanpionshippu difensu de saikō no un ga arimasu (I accept your surrender of the Television Championship. Best of luck in your future Tag Team Championship defenses)."
Shida: "Shikashi, watashi wa hitotsu no jōken ga arimasu. Watashi wa kon'ya atarashī chanpion o kansurunaraba, terebichanpionshippu o ima kōfuku sa semasu. Soshite,`Joshi Mafia' no menbā ga shiai ni deru koto o negatte imasu. (But, I have one condition. I will surrender the Television Championship right now if you crown a new champion tonight. And, we want a member of 'Joshi Mafia' in the match)."
Aikawa: "I can make that happen."
Miceli: "Wow! What a turn of events we saw there!"
Young: "We're going to see a new TV Champion tonight!"
Santos: "That's a big deal! There will be a seamless transfer from one champion to the next!"
Miceli: "Fans, we'll be back with more word about the Television Championship after the break! Stay tuned!"
Miceli: "Laura Cruz has an update from around the NWA. Let's her what she has to say!"
Laura Cruz: "Hello, everyone! I'm 'Locker Room Lovely' Laura Cruz, here with all the latest news and gossip that matters to you! We are hot off the heels of Spring Stampede III, which saw nine tremendous matches go down! One of those matches featured a title defense by the reigning NWA world Tag Team Champions, 'The Broken Hardys.' Since their 'transformation,' 'Broken' Matt and Brother Nero have engaged in some bizarre behavior. Nevertheless, they have been more successful than ever. Their 'Expedition of Gold' has taken them around the world, where they have won multiple Tag Team Championships over the last several months. Their current obsession is with NWA: Show Time Tag team Champions 'The Revival,' whom they defeated this past Sunday. But, the Hardys have indicated that they may go after Show Time gold in a rematch with Dash and Dawson. In an even more interesting note, Matt and Nero have also indicated that they may look to expand what they call the 'Broken Universe.' Matt took to Twitter recently to say that he and Brother Nero are looking for 'lost and broken souls to join them in their worldwide quest.' What comes of this remains to be seen. What is for sure is that 'The Broken Hardys' remain unaffiliated to an NWA promotion, and rather happily so. That cannot sit well with the NWA Board of Governors, especially while the Hardys own the NWA World Tag Team Championship. Well, it looks like my time is up for now. Until next time, I'm 'Locker Room Lovely' Laura Cruz, and that's the scoop!"
Miceli: "So, 'The Broken Hardys' might be on the recruiting trail."
Young: "I don't know what to think about a 'Broken Universe.' Things could get very weird."
Santos: "You took the words right out of my mouth."
Miceli: "We'll take one more commercial break, then we'll be back with the TV Title decision! Stick around!"
Miceli: "We're back, and, amazingly, Commissioner Aikawa has come up with a game plan for the Television Championship match. She's in the ring now. Let's hear what she has to say!"
Aikawa: "I have decided that the Femme Fatales Television Championship will be contested in what I am calling a 'First Timers Battle Royal.' Nine women who have never won a singles title in this company will compete. To suffice Hikaru Shida's request that a member of 'Joshi Mafia' be in the match, Manami Toyota chose Kana. The rest were chosen at random. This was a blind draw based on every eligible woman who is present in the arena tonight. They all drew numbers. The women who drew numbers one through eight are in the match.
Match Four ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Television Championship ~ "First Timers Battle Royal" ~ Participants: Kana, Maya Yukihi, Toni Storm, Tessa Blanchard, Chelsea Diamond, Brooke Adams, Yoko Bito, MsChif, & Thea Trinidad
This match was fast-paced and frantic, as "Battle Royals" tend to be. The final four were Kana, Tessa Blanchard, Yoko Bito, and Chelsea Diamond. Blanchard and Diamond were eliminated at the same time when Chelsea hit a "Flying Body Press" on Blanchard. Initially, Tessa caught Diamond, but lost her balance and the two went careening over the top. Kana and Bito then did battle for all the marbles. They exchanged stiff kicks in center ring. Bito hit the "B Driver," but she could not muscle Kana over the top rope. Kana fought out of the scramble and hit a "Roundhouse Kick" to Bito's skull. She then cinched in the "Kana Lock." As Bito faded, she made one last gasp effort. She went headlong into the corner and ducked, sending Kana face first into the turnbuckle. Kana stumbled out into the middle of the rope. Yoko steadied herself, then charged. Kana ducked at the last possible second. She catapulted Bito over the top with a "Backdrop" to win the match and the championship.
Winner and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Television Champion = Kana in a total match time of 15:15
Miceli: "Kana has done it! Chalk another title up for 'Joshi Mafia!'"
Young: "They are making good on that promise to win them all this year!"
Santos: "Manami Toyota has got her girls on a winning streak!"
Kana stood triumphantly with the championship belt as the rest of "Joshi Mafia" came out, all displaying their championship hardware.
Miceli: "Yep! They've almost got a monopoly going! Fans, that's going to do it for this hour. Please join us again next Thursday on TNT for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"