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Itchweed vs Chance Sterling: Itch with a Sleeper and falls asleep while applying it, he wakes up at about the 7 count, Weed sets Chance up on a table & delivers The Pesticide Elbow through it for the win

After the match, Weeed grabs his weedwacker and shreds the Sterling's shirt!

When they return, we learn that Eddie and Lashley are being attended to and that match will go all night. But for now Apocalypto is starting!

Tag Team Apacalypto!

Falls Count Anywhere elimination

So far, we’ve got the Hardys, Rock N Roll Express, Helms Dynasty, and Crazzy Steve/Abyss.

Meanwhile Eddie and Lashley continue fighting.

Matt gives the Rock N Roll Express to fire at Decay and the Dynasty. Helms gets his guys in the truck to get out of here... but Matt appears on the bed of the truck to fight Lee. Jeff makes the ref get on his bike to follow them.

There are people standing at the gate looking to get in and it looks like Decay let them in.

Matt and Jeff fight the Dynasty on the side of the road!

The first team enters. Crazzy Steve legit snaps a guy’s neck for the pinfall.

Rockstar Spud is waiting for his partner when Harlem & Lancelot the Bravado Brothers arrive

Abyss and Steve continue to decimate every team coming through the gate at them. Though the Bravado Brothers are able to sneak by them while they beat the hell out of all the other teams. Oh I think Abyss crushed one of their skulls with a rock.

Spud’s big partner arrives... and it’s Hornswoggle! Abyss is too stunned to even do something and they walk by Decay.

Meanwhile, Trevor Lee is able to pin Matt next to Skargards until the boat breaks the pin! Now the Helms Dynasty is beating up a boat! But Jeff neutralizes Lee and Everett and Hardy tosses Helms in the water... and it’s 3 count Helms... with Lee and Everett as the other two! When he criticizes the other guys dancing, Everett and Lee superkick him.

The Bravado Bros sneak up behind the Dynasty and try for the roll up by they kick out.

Elsewhere, the Hardys are about to get into an outdoor ring with the Express. Oh and there’s a volcano right next to this ring of course.

While fighting the Bravados, the Dynasty enter the Dome of Deletion. The Bravados enter and they are ambushed by Everett and Lee

TNA comes back from break and Decay are fighting the Hardys and Eddie is fighting Lashley next to the volcano... which explodes!

Oh hell, the Hurricane is now here! Though I think he just flew away.

WCAM news is back. The anchor is worried he is going to die.

The Helms Dynasty join Decay to team up on the Hardys. Remember, if they don’t win, this entire ground will be wiped from existence.

In the ring, Abyss grabs Janice. Jeff is going to use the Roman candle on Abyss but Steve low blows him. But here comes VG 1 with fireworks of his own! It’s a fireworks battle between Abyss and VG1!

Abyss takes some fireworks to the face!

Elsewhere, the Dynasty has Hardy cornered about to hit him with the shovels... but Hurricane makes the save and he and Matt use the shovels on Lee and Everett. They then bury them.

Helms Dynasty is eliminated

Matt Hardy says “even the man with three Hs would be proud of how we buried this promising young talent!”

Hornswoggle tries to Spear Lashley, yeah that didn't work well at all (as far as I know the Lashley/Edwards match never had a definite ending that I remember)

Fireworks start a fire on the grounds in a Hardy symbol. The two final teams (Decay and the Hardys) battle there. Abyss gets Matt in the ring and goes for Janice while Steve and Jeff fight near the volcano.

Uh oh... Matt has Janice! And he cuts Abyss with it!

Meanwhile Jeff hits a Twist of Fate onto Steve who flies into the Volcano... and is shot into the ring. Matt covers him for the 1-2-3.

Decay is eliminated. The Hardys win!

While celebrating their win, Reby tells Matt she’s pregnant.

Mike Bennett vs Moose:

Round 1: Bennett counters The Game Breaker with a Superkick to the knee then a traditional Superkick, Moose looked to be going for the Hit-Stick but Bennett counters with a knee then a side Headlock as time expires

Bennett takes Round 1 with 2 judge decisions

Round 2: Moose with a Powerbomb then a Senton followed by a second rope Moonsault for a 2 count, Bennett again counters the Game Breaker with a pair of Superkicks, then hits an Ace Crusher for a 2 count, 3 Miracle Makers, Miracle in Progress blocked & Moose hits the Game Breaker but time runs out before the 3 count

Rockstar Spud comes out and says 2017 is going to be his year and he calls out the man who turned his back on him at Total Nonstop Deletion

Rockstar Spud vs Swoggle: Spud makes fun of Swoggle's height, Swoggle with a Spear then a German Suplex before finishing Spud with an Air Raid Crash

After the match, Spud gets back on the mic, flipping out that he lost. He rants about losing to a one year old boy and then to a man that looks like a one year old boy. He quits!

Backstage, Mike Bennett is pissed, looking for Moose. He finds him and tells him that what happened tonight was crap. He wants him one on one, anything goes tomorrow night on the PPV. Moose accepts

Eli Drake holds up signs: Me. Talking Next. Yeah! then brings in a table & hits the dummy button before leaving

They play a backstage interview where Helms says that he didn’t remember anything after going into the Lake of Reincarnation

The Decay (with new music, guess with Corgan gone they couldn't still use Nodbodies) vs The Helms Dynasty: Helms looks for a Hurri-Chokeslam but Abyss shrugs it off and Rosemary spits the Green Mist into Helms face, Everett looks to Springboard but Abyss with an Avalanche Chokeslam off the rope for the win

Post match, the lights go off and when they come back, DCC are standing behind them in the ring. They break beer bottles over the heads of Steve and Abyss

Maria is showing Allie, who is still her assistant, her win over Laurel Van Ness. Maria informs Allie to go put her boots and kneepads on to meet her in the ring because she has something special for her

Ethan Carter III vs Eddie Edwards vs Lashley: Eddie & Carter double team Lashley to try and take him out early, Ethan looked for a German Suplex but Lashley runs in & German Suplexes both of them, then he rips off the turnbuckle pads of the top & middle, they take Lashley out of the picture with a Double Suplex then delivers multiple Chops, Ethan goes for a German Suplex, but Edwards lands on his feet & hits a Blue Thunder Driver, but Lashley breaks it up, Dominator to Eddie, then goes to Carter, but ECIII catches him with an Ace Crusher, Tower of Doom in the corner, Ethan with the TK3 on Lashley but he kicks out, Edwards looks for the Chin Checker but Ethan counters into The Choke, but Lashley breaks them both in half with a Spear driving Carter into the exposed turnbuckles, Lashley to the floor then cuts Ethan in two again with another Spear, Eddie is back in the ring & hits a Tope Suicida on Lashley, he sends Lashley back into the ring, but Lashley breaks him in half with a Spear, Eddie rolls to the floor, Lashley back to the floor & sends Eddie back in & now Lashley's pissed, he grabs the title, the ref tries to stop him, but gets shoved down, then 'The American Wolf' Davey Richards makes his return and stops Lashley from using the title, Edwards hits Lashley with The Boston Knee Party to retain the TNA World Title

The Wolves celebrate to end the show