"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 35 (Week 69)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. with me are Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we are still reeling from Chelsea Diamond's betrayal of friend Kairi Hojo last week. I still can't believe it!"

Renee Young: "I was like a kick in the stomach. It knocked the wind out of everyone's sails. And, to see Chelsea align herself with Hana Kimura was surreal as well."

Melissa Santos: "Especially when you consider all the issues that Chelsea and Kairi had over the years in Japan with Hana's mom Kyoko Kimura. It doesn't make any sense."

Miceli: "None of this makes sense. 'Candy Crush' has been together for years and those girls did everything together. They shared apartments, hotels, they travelled together. I just don't get why Chelsea flipped the switch like she did. Kairi is devastated, as you might imagine."

Just then, Chelsea Diamond and Hana Kimura came to ringside and went directly over to the announce booth.

Chelsea Diamond: "So, I was watching on the monitor in the back, and I couldn't help but overhear you people bashing me. Say that stuff to my face!"

Miceli: Chelsea, this is not the time or place to be confronting us. We have a show to do. besides, we didn't say anything that wasn't true. You betrayed your best friend!"

Diamond: "Nonsense! Kairi Hojo is the one who betrayed me! We were 'Candy Crush!' Then, she goes off and wins the Women's Championship, and everyone starts saying that she's better than me! Please! She was privileged to be teaming with me all these years! I carried her!"

Miceli: "You're entitled to your opinion, but please let us get back to this episode."

Diamond: "Before this episode is over, we're going to take over. Oh yeah, Hana has a little present for you. You're welcome."

Hana Kimura laid these two plush dolls on the announce table and she and Chelsea walked away:

Miceli: "I don't know what this is supposed to mean, but these sure do look like a couple of women I know."

Young: "Who do you think it is, Madusa?"

Miceli: "These two little dolls look just like 'Twizted Sisterz,' Thunder Rosa and Holidead."

Santos: "Of course?! I see it now! Rosa used to work here. And, Holidead is one weird and dangerous lady! Are they coming to Femme Fatales?!"

Miceli: "I don't know what's going on, but it could be bad if they do. Fans, we have a great episode lined up tonight. 'Belleza Escondida' is featured this week. In the main event, Io and Mio Shirai will defend the Tag Team Championship against the challenge of La Hiedra and Lluvia. Also, Jessicka Havok will take on Shani for the Heavyweight Championship. Let's go to the ring for our first match!"

Match One ~ "Kunoichi Blade"--"Chimei-tekina Hana (Deadly Flower)" Black Lotus & "Kirā Kabuki (Kabuki Killer)" Sakura vs. "International Bad Girls Club"--Tenille Averil & "Cactus Jill" Noelle Foley with Apple Miyuki

This was a surprisingly technical match-up, considering that both teams are villainous. They took it to each other. Foley is the least experienced of the bunch, but she made up for her lack of knowledge with her dad's devil-may-care style. Foley gives no regard to her personal well-being, just like her legendary father Mick Foley. Lotus and Sakura are deadly in the ring. Sakura especially has developed quite a vicious streak in recent months, as her grasp with reality seems to be leaving her. Averil looked at her athletic best, using several European submissions to ground her foes. The end came when Foley missed a "Suicide Dive." She was then folded in half by a "Sake Bomb."

Winners = "Kunoichi Blade" by pinfall in 9:26

Miceli: "Black Lotus and Sakura remain in the Tag Team Title picture with a big win tonight!"

Young: "The Bad Girls Club" was game, but Noelle Foley showed her inexperience on the last exchange."

Santos: "I'm impressed with her ability so soon after graduating the 'Show Time Dojo.' But, Lotus and Sakura can exploit a mistake as well as anybody."

Miceli: "Fans, we'll be right back!"

Miceli: "We're back. Chiho Nishimori sat down today with Kairi Hojo in her Charlotte townhome. let's take you to that interview."

Chiho Nishimori: "I am here with NWA: Femme Fatales Women's Champion Kairi Hojo. Kairi, Senshū, shin'yū no Cherushī Daiyamondo ga mein ibento no nochi ni anata o kōgeki shimashita. Kanojo wa anata ni se o muke, Kimura Hanaki-san to chikara o awasemashita. Anata wa ima anata no kanjō o meikaku ni hyōgen dekimasu ka (Kairi, last week your best friend Chelsea Diamond attacked you after your main event match. She turned her back on you and joined forces with Hana Kimura. Can you articulate your emotions right now)?"

Kairi Hojo: "Watashi wa ima, watashi no kokoronouchi ni kōzui no kanjō o motte imasu. Kanashīdesu. Watashi wa kowarete imasu. Ikatteiru. Watashi wa rikai shitai. Naze Cherushī wa son'na koto o suru nodarou? Naze watashi no shin'yū wa, korera subete no toshi no ato, kanojo o watashi ni modosu nodarou ka (I have a flood of emotions in my heart right now. I am sad. I am broken. I am angry. I want understanding. Why would Chelsea do such a thing? Why would my best friend turn her back on me, after all of these years)?"

Nishimori: "Watashitachi wa mina, rikai o motomete imasu. Kairi, anata wa dō yatte pīsu o hiroi, kongo mo tsudzukemasu ka? Anata wa kekkyoku, watashitachi no Chanpiondesu (We all are seeking understanding. Kairi, how do you pick up the pieces and keep going forward? You are our Champion, after all)."

Hojo: "Watashi wa tsudzukenakereba naranai. Fan wa Chanpion ni ataisuru. Watashi wa sorera o shitsubō sa semasen. Watashi wa Famu Fatarus Taitoru o mamori tsudzuke, Haiji Lovelace ni Sekai Taitoru no tame no kanojo no jinsei no tatakai o ataemasu. Cherushī mo kanojo no kettei ni kotaemasu (I have to go on. The fans deserve a Champion. I will not let them down. I will continue to defend the Femme Fatales Title and I will give Heidi Lovelace the fight of her life for the World Title. Chelsea will answer for her decision as well)."

Nishimori: "Watashitachi wa anata no jinsei no saidai no matchi ni chikai kono osoroshī jikan o sugite ikanakereba naranai koto o mōshiwakenaku omotte imasu. Sekai zentai ga ōen shite iru koto o shitte kudasai. Watashitachi wa anata o shinjite ori, Starrcade de kin o te ni toru koto o kakushin shite imasu (We are sorry that you have to go through this horrible time this close to the biggest match of your life. Know that the entire world is cheering for you. We believe in you and we are confident that you will take home the gold at Starrcade)."

Hojo: "Watashitachi o korosanai mono wa watashitachi o yori tsuyoku shimasu. Kairi Hōjō ga korekara tachiagari, kore made ijō ni yoku naru! Sekaijū no minasama no go shien o ete, watashi wa shōri shimasu (That which does not kill us only makes us stronger. Kairi Hojo will rise from this and be better than ever! With the support of you all around the world, I will triumph)!"

Nishimori: "Konkai wa arigatō (Thank you for this time)."

Hojo: "Tashikani (Indeed)."

Miceli: "You can tell that Kairi is hurting, but her heart and attitude is pure. I believe she is gonna take the World Title Next week at Starrcade!"

Young: Kairi is a true heroine, in every sense of the word!"

Santos: "She is hurting now, but Chelsea Diamond is still on her radar! Kairi is going to get a piece of Chelsea's behind before too long!"

Miceli: "I guarantee it! Fans, let's go back to the ring for the Heavyweight Championship match!"

Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Championship ~ "Death Machine" Jessicka Havok vs. Lady Shani

Shani has yet to challenge for the Heavyweight Championship, but she recently bulked up to 150 lbs. to do so. Havok tips the sclaes at nearly 200 lbs. and muscle and bad intentions. Shani kept her off balance with her lucha skill, but Havok was not to be denied. She finished it with a "Harlot Slayer" after a truly hardfought bout.

Winner and STILL NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Champion = Jessick Havok by pinfall in 15:37

Miceli: "Jessicka Havok is a full-speed locomotive. I don't know if anyone can knock her off the tracks!"

Young: "They call her 'Death Machine' for good reason!"

Santos: "I applaud the effort of Shani to gain weight and challenge for the title, but Havok will hold onto it for a long time to come."

Miceli: "Fans, we'll be back with our main event after this!"

Miceli: "Back from the break! Before we go to the main event, Amanda Rodriguez is standing by with the challengers, who like Shani, are representing 'Belleza Escondida.'"

Amanda Rodriguez: "I am here with sisters Lluvia and La Hiedra, who are about to challenge the Shirai sisters for the Tag Team Championship. Io y Mio Shirai son un dúo formidable. Ellos, como tú, son hermanas. ¿Eso le da una ventaja sobre los equipos no relacionados entre sí (Io and Mio Shirai are a formidable duo. They, like you, are sisters. Does that give you an advantage over teams not related to one another)?"

Lluvia: "Ser hermanas dentro y fuera del ring nos hace diez veces mejores que otros equipos. Io y Mio comparten este vínculo, sí. Serán difíciles de vencer. Pero La Hiedra y yo somos hermosos y peligrosos. Traeremos a casa los cinturones (Being sisters inside and outside the ring makes us ten times better than other teams. Io and Mio share this bond, yes. They will be tough to beat. But, La Hiedra and I are beautiful and dangerous. We will bring home the belts)."

La Hiedra: "Pueden ser hermanas, pero nuestro vínculo es aún más fuerte que el suyo. Nunca nos hemos dado la espalda. Io y Mio están ahora volviendo a estar juntos. Esa es una debilidad que vamos a explotar (They may be sisters, but our bond is even stronger than theirs. We have never turned our backs on each other. Io and Mio are just now getting back together. That is a weakness we will exploit)."

Rodriguez: "También habrá una diferencia de estilos en este partido. Usted y Lluvia son libre de la lucha a través ya través, mientras que las hermanas de Shirai son estilo fuerte joshi puroresu. ¿Eso presentará algún problema (There also will be a difference of styles in this match. You and Lluvia are lucha libre through and through, while the Shirai sisters are strong style joshi puroresu. Will that present any problems)?"

La Hiedra: "Podemos adaptarnos a cualquier estilo en el anillo. Si quieren ir estilo fuerte, lo haremos mejor de lo que hacen (We can adapt to any style in the ring. If they want to go strong style, we will do it better than they do)!"

Rodriguez: "Suena como si estuvieras listo para ir (It sounds like you are ready to go)."

Lluvia: "Nacimos listos (We were born ready)!"

Rodriguez: "There you have it. Back to you, Madusa."

Miceli: "Let's get this thing started!"

Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ Io & Mio Shirai with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. "Belleza Escondida (Hidden Beauty)"--Lluvia & La Hierdra 

This was a fantastic match until twelve minutes in. It broke down after the interference of "Twizted Sisterz," Thunder Rosa and Holidead, who laid out both teams.

Winners = no contest in 12:43 (Io & Nio Shirai retain the titles)

'Joshi Mafia' (except for ACT Yasukawa, who was absent) attempted to make the save, but were blindsided by Chelsea Diamond and Hana Kimura, who blasted them all with steel chairs. Aja Kong was hit in the head with a cinder block, as was Awesome Kong. Kendo sticks were used to whip everyone else in the ring. "Belleza Escondida" members Sexy Flor and Zeuxis tried to help, but were laid out as well. Chelsea Diamond took a microphone.

Diamond: "I told you we were taking over! Thunder Rosa is back! And, she brought along her partner Holidead! We're taking 'Joshi Mafia's' spot as the top group in Femme Fatales, and it starts tonight!"

General Manager AJ Lee came to ringside with a microphone.

AJ Lee: "Whoa, whoa, whoa! No one comes out here and hijacks my show! So, Chelsea, you have gotten three other friends together and you think you're taking over?! Well, if you want to be the best, you have to beat the best to prove it! So, I am making a match for Starrcade right now. The four of you can take on four of 'Joshi Mafia' in a Street Fight!"

Diamond: "Make it a five-on-five and you're on!"

Lee: "Five-on-five?! Have you taken one too many shots to the head?! Where are you going to come up with a fifth member?!"

Diamond: "We've got it covered! Book the match and we'll see you in Dallas!"

Lee: "I'll have the contract drawn up tomorrow!"

Miceli: "Wow! That developed quickly! One week before Starrcade, a big ten-woman tag team match has just been signed by AJ Lee!"

Young: "Yes, but who will Chelsea's fifth teammate be?!"

Santos: "With the way things are going right now, it could be anyone!"

Miceli: "I guess folks will have to order the pay-per-view next Thursday to find out! Fans, Starrcade will be explosive! Our show will be pre-empted, of course. But we will air a special Femme Fatales, which will take a special look at the matches involving our women. It will air at 7:00 PM EST, one hour before Starrcade begins. We'll see you on TNT at our special time next Thursday! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli! Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"

The episode went off the air with Chelsea, Hana, Thunder Rosa, and Holidead standing tall in the ring as their victims recovered.