"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 29 (Week 58)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli! With me are the most beautiful commentary team in the world, Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, what an event 'Ladies Night' turned out to be!"

Renee Young: "Says the legend who made a big splash in the tournament and kept the whole thing a secret from us!"

Melissa Santos: "Exactly! Why would you keep your girls in the dark?!"

Miceli: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Jordan Richards swore me to secrecy! He said, If Madusa is going to get back into the ring, it needed to be a big deal and he wanted a true reaction from the fans when I did show up, so he devised the whole surprise entry and the tear away dress deal! It was awesome, though! You have to admit! By the way, that dress was constructed just for the tournament, but I think I'll hang onto it. My husband will like it a lot, if ya know what I mean!"

Young: "Whoa! Watch out, now!"

Santos: "Uh oh! Let's keep it PG, Madusa!"

Miceli: "Fans, Awesome Kong came in as the number one seed and she did not disappoint, winning the tournament in a phenomenal final against number two seed Jessicka Havok, who took me out of the tourney. I believe Kong is scheduled to come to the ring and talk about her big win right now. Amanda Rodriguez is standing by."

Amanda Rodriguez: "At this time, I'd like to introduce the first ever NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Champion, Awesome Kong!"

"Joshi Mafia's" music hit to bring out the entire group. Kong had a huge smile on her face as the championship was gleaming on her shoulder.

Rodriguez: "First of all, congratulations on your championship victory!"

Awesome Kong: "Thanks, but no congrats are necessary. I was the number one seed and I am the top heavyweight wrestler in the world, male or female! If I didn't win the tournament, that would have been a huge disappointment."

Rodriguez: "Fair enough. You now own a piece of history as the very first woman to hold this championship. What does that mean to you?"

Kong: "My career has never been about accolades, but a list of victims. Jessicka Havok put up a good fight, but, at the end of the day, she joined another in the long line of foes I have vanquished. As far as making history goes, I've been doing that for years!"

Rodriguez: "What tone do you plan to set for the heavyweight division as its champion?"

Kong: "Tone?! I plan to set a tone of violence, same as always! I told you, little girl! It's all about the body count! I will dominate this division just like I have dominated everything and everyone else!"

Just then, "The Apocalypse's" music played to bring out that group. Havok had a microphone.

Jessicka Havok: "The way I see it, you didn't dominate me. I kicked out of your best shot and it took two more of those 'Implant Busters' in a row to pin me. In my book, we're equals and I deserve that title just as much as you do!"

Kong: "The bottom line is that you lost and I won. That's how it's going to be every time!"

Havok: "Why don't you put your money where your mouth is, Kong! You think you can beat me again with that belt on the line?! Prove it!"

Kong: "I can beat you any time, any place!"

Havok: "I've got my gear on now! I have no place else to be! Looks like you have your gear on! Let's do this!"

Kong: "You want me right now?! I don't think so! You need to earn a title match!"

Just then, GM AJ Lee's music hit and she came out to a rousing reception.

AJ Lee: "Well, I'd say that, by virtue of making the finals of the tournament and pushing you to the limit, Jessicka Havok has more than earned a championship opportunity. In fact, I'd say she's earned the first opportunity. And, since both of you are geared up and in the ring already, we're going to do this right now! Get me a referee out here!"

Miceli: "Yes! A title match right off the bat!"

Young: "A rematch of the tournament final right here, right now!"

Santos: "This is going to be a straight-up fight!"

Lee: "By the way, if 'Joshi Mafia' interferes, Havok wins the championship by default!"

"Joshi Mafia" went crazy in the ring.

Lee: "But, if 'The Apocalypse' interferes, Jessicka Havok won't get another Heavyweight Championship match as long as Awesome Kong holds the title!"

Miceli: "The boss lady is laying down the law! Let's get it on!"

Match One ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Championship ~ Awesome Kong with "Joshi Mafia"--"The Boss" Manami Toyota, "Godmother" Aja Kong, Kana, Io Shirai, Hikaru Shida, Mayu Iwatani, & ACT Yasukawa vs. "Death Machine" Jessicka Havok with "The Apocalypse"--"Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif & "Barbed Wire Beauty" LuFisto

This was the war everyone expected it to be and it surpassed their tournament final match, which was stellar in its own right. This time, Kong kicked out of the "Demon Drop" and the "Harlot Slayer." Havok survived an "Awesome Press" and an "Awesome Bomb." Kong got Havok on the top rope and looked for a "SuperPlex." Havok freed herself and somehow hit a "HavoKiller" from the top rope that shook the ring violently. Kong was unable to fight out before the three-count.

Winner and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales Heavyweight Champion = Jessicka Havok by pinfall in 28:16

Miceli: "That, ladies and gentlemen, is how the big girls get it done!"

Young: "These two have thrown everything but the kitchen sink at each other! Amazing match!"

Santos: "Havok did it! She brought down the unstoppable Awesome Kong! What a fight!"

Miceli: "They're one and one against each other. I need to see a 'rubber match!' Fans, we have to take a break. We'll be right back!"

As the episode came back from the break, the first match participants were still at ringside. Kong grabbed a microphone.

Kong: "I'll give it up. You took me to the limit. You won fair and square. But, I bet your girls don't have balls enough to put that trophy on the line against 'Queen Kongs' right now!"

MsChif: "We have balls as big as all outdoors! We'll take you on and carve you up!"

Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa came out to make things official.

Yuzuki Aikawa: "If 'The Apocalypse' wishes to defend the 'Ladies Night' Ultra Championship against 'Queen Kongs,' so be it! But, we will work with the same stipulations we had for the first match. And, Jessicka Havok cannot wrestle in this title defense because she cannot hold two championships at once. So, it will be LuFisto and MsChif representing 'The Apocalypse.' Ring the bell!"

Match Two ~ NWA: Femme Fatales "Ladies Night" Ultra Championship ~ "The Apocalypse"--"Your Soul's Tormentor" MsChif & "Barbed Wire Beauty" LuFisto with "Death Machine" Jessicka Havok vs. "Queen Kongs"--"Godmother" Aja Kong & Awesome Kong with "Joshi Mafia"--"The Boss" Manami Toyota, Kana, Io Shirai, Hikaru Shida, Mayu Iwatani, and ACT Yasukawa

This match was pretty much as smashmouth as the first one. The referee gave a little leniency due to the tag team aspect of the contest. LuFisto and MsChif clearly missed the size of Jessicka Havok, but they fought with tenacity. "Queen Kongs" represent the biggest ladies tandem on earth and utilized their size and strength advantage perfectly. The match ended with a double "Spinning Backfist" on MsChif, followed by a double "Chokeslam."

Winners and NEW NWA: Femme Fatales "Ladies Night" Ultra Champions = "Queen Kongs" by pinfall in 16:29

Miceli: "Two title matches and two new sets of champions! What an hour this has turned out to be!"

Young: "And, it's not over yet!"

Santos: "What more could we possibly have in store?!"

Miceli: "We'll be back in a moment!"

Miceli: "Fans, we're back! Let's go to the ring for this special exhibition match in our main event!"

Match Three ~ Special Champion vs. Champion Exhibition ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Champion Kairi Hojo vs. NWA: Femme Fatales Bantamweight Champion Makoto

This match never got past the three-minute mark. Stephanie McMahon and "Under Boss" Mio Shirai led an all-out assault on both champions, decimating them.

Winner = no contest in 2:47

Chelsea Diamond came to the rescue, but quickly was swallowed up in the action. "New WAVE" entered the fray with similar results. Finally, "Joshi Mafia's" Io Shirai, Hikaru Shida, Kana, Mayu Iwatani and ACT Yasukawa came out to even the odds. They finally cleared the ring and Io and Kairi ended up side-by-side. Io grabbed a microphone.

Io Shirai: "Mio, watashi wa raishū, kana, mayu, oyobi kairi watashi o tatakau tame ni anata to `BarettoKurabu' no 3 menbā ni chōsen shimasu (Mio, I challenge you and three members of 'The Bullet Club' to fight me, Kana, Mayu, and Kairi next week)!"

Mio Shirai: "Io wa, watashitachi wa anata o hakai shimasu (Io, we will destroy you)!"

Io Shirai: "Sensō ni iku tame ni junbi o (Prepare to go to war)!"

Miceli: "Are Io Shirai and Kairi Hojo, bitter enemies for the last year, going to fight on the same team against 'The Bullet Club' next week?!"

Young: "It looks like it! Kairi seems hesitant, but Io is offering her hand once again."

Santos: "Can Kairi trust Io?!"

Hojo finally shook Io's hand. The crowd exploded.

Miceli: "We've got an eight-woman tag next week in the main event! Femme Fatales vs. 'The Bullet Club!' Oh, baby!"

Young: Next week is going to be off the hook!"

Santos: "Set your DVR's, fans! You'll want to keep this one!"

Miceli: "You got that right! Fans, we're out of time for this week. Join us again next Thursday on TNT for that blockbuster eight-woman main event match on Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rocking' and rollin'!"