Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Jul 26, 2016 12:41:29 GMT -5
William Regal: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the finest sixty minutes of pro wrestling in the world, the Show Time Power Hour! I'm your host, William Regal. With me is hall of famer Michael Hayes! Michael, we have a big showdown on today's program between the members of 'Los Ingobernables!'"
Michael Hayes: "That's right, Jack! It's gonna be a real-life Mexican standoff! The stable has agreed that the losing team walks away from Show Time for good!"
Regal: "We are still attempting to ascertain the whereabouts of 'The Richards Collective!' The entire group apparently was taken captive by 'The Bullet Club' some time last week, and have not been seen since. 'The Bullet Club' took over the program last week with no repercussions. It was a total fiasco! Commissioner Scott Hall has taken over administrative duties for the company in the interim."
Hayes: "Only bad can come of that!"
Regal: "Indeed. Let's see what they have in store for the episode today. They gave us no indication and we were not supplied with an itinerary, but were only told to show up as normal."
Just then, "No Chance in Hell" played to bring out the McMahon family, Commissioner Scott Hall, and "The Bullet Club." Hall had a microphone.
Scott Hall: "Hey, yo! It looks like Jordan Richards has abandoned his post, which puts me in charge of everything here in NWA: Show Time! I can dig it! So, here's the deal. Since 'The Bullet Club' owns every championship this company has to offer, and since we have defended those titles proudly and successfully against all comers, I am giving every current champion the night off! What I'm gonna do is feature every member of this group who doesn't currently hold a title on today's program. First up is my pride and joy, the fruit of my loins, Cody Hall! As always, every match featuring a member of 'The Bullet Club' will be officiated by Summer Rae. Since we're the ones putting butts in seats, you fans should be treated to us the entire hour, except for that one match where one team has to leave the company. I'll let that one happen, too! Now, let's get this show on the road!"
Match One ~ Cody Hall with the McMahon family, Commissioner Scott Hall, "Under Boss" Bad Luck Fale, & Yellow Barbie vs. Brock Lunde ~ Referee Summer Rae
Hall went to work on Lunde before the bell rang. He manhandled Lunde for several minutes. Brock, who is still in the infancy of his training, showed signs of his hall of fame heritage (his father is Arn Anderson). He came back on Cody and actually mounted an offensive, before Cody cut him off the quickly went for the "Razor's Edge" to end the match.
Winner = Cody Hall by pinfall in 4:14
Regal: "Fans, that was quite predictable. As you can see, Commissioner Hall sent in an unprepared trainee against his son."
Hayes: "Talk about stacking the deck! Nepotism much?!"
Regal: "We'll be back after the break."
regal: "We're back from commercial and, I suppose it's time for the next match-up."
Match Two ~ Adam Cole and "Under Boss" Bad Luck Fale with the McMahon family, Commissioner Scott Hall, Maria Kanellis, & Yellow Barbie vs. Ross & Marshall Von Erich ~ Referee Summer Rae
Once again, a rookie team was thrown to the wolves. Ross and Marshall do have some experience in their native Texas, but not on the scale that they were on in this match. Fale and Cole beat them without mercy. They did manage a couple of "Double Dropkicks," but not a whole lot else for the bulk of the match. They would not give in, however, and kept kicking out of every pin attempt and fast count thrown at them. Cole finally got the victory with the "Florida Key" on Marshall.
Winners = Adam Cole & Bad Luck Fale by pinfall in 5:33
Regal: "Another predictable outcome for 'The Bullet Club.' That seems to be the theme this evening."
Hayes: "More like the worst record known to man skipping over and over on the player."
Regal: "We have to take another commercial break. When we return, I'm told the six-man tag team match, featuring members of 'Los Ingobernables,' will be next. Stay with us!"
Regal: "Fans, we're back. It's time to see which contingent of 'Los Ingobernables' will wrestle it's last match for the company. Will it be the lucha libre faction or the puroresu group? We're about find out!"
Match Three ~ Six-Man Tag Team Grudge match ~(the losing team must leave the company) ~ Rush, Marco Corleone, & La Sombra with La Mascara vs. Tetsuya Naito, "King of Darkness" EVIL, & BUSHI
This was an all-out war that took a decidedly lucha pace. Combatants were strewn all over the arena floor, as one by one, each competitor took his chance to bound over the top rope onto a pile of opponents. The referee was knocked unconscious momentarily. This is when the tide of the match turned for good. Out of nowhere, an unnamed assailant emerged wearing one of the metal skull-face masks that the group has become famous for.
He dropped La Masacara on the outside, then threw chairs to the Japanese contingent, which were used to incapacitate the lucha group. The assailant finally removed the mask and revealed himself to be:
Seiya Sanada, who is contracted to NWA: Dynasty Wrestling Federation. He left the ring and awoke the referee, who made the groggy three-count.
Winners = "Los Ingobernables de Japon" by pinfall in 15:29
Regal: "That's Seiya Sanada!"
Hayes: "What's he doing here?! He's under contract to another company!"
Regal: "I don't know, but he just helped the Japanese group win the match!"
Sanada re-entered the ring and was embraced by his countrymen.
Regal: "I guess he was in cahoots with them all along! Fans, we have to take a final commercial break! We'll be back in just a moment!"
Regal: "We're back and Idol Stevens is in the ring. It looks like Commissioner Scott Hall may have something to say."
Hall: "Well, we have time for one last match, so I'm gonna let Idol Stevens make quick work of one of these trainees."
A voice from the back uttered these words: "I don't think so!"
CEO Jordan Richards came walking out, looking bruised and beaten, to a rousing reaction.
Jordan Richards: "So, it's not enough that you people have tried to take over my company! Now, you tried to take over my life! You kept us all locked up for over a week, beating us every day! Our wives and kids had no idea where we were! The police have been looking for us and they finally found us holed up in the mountains somewhere! You guys should be in jail right now, every last one of you! But, guess what?! We're not going to press charges. We'll get our retribution the old fashioned way! We'll beat it out of you! And, it starts right now! Idol Stevens is going to have the last match of the night, but it won't be against a trainee! In fact, it's going to be in the match of his life, because I am giving him a shot at the biggest prize in the sport!"
The crowd exploded when Brock Lesnar's music hit. He came out to a massive ovation, seething and glaring toward the ring.
Richards: "Oh, and, by the way, since this is a World Title match, Summer Rae is not sanctioned to referee it! Get another official out here right now!"
Match Four ~ NWA World Heavyweight Championship ~ "The Beast" Brock Lesnar with "The Richards Collective" vs. Idol Stevens with the McMahon family, Commissioner Scott Hall, "Under Boss" Bad Luck Fale, & Yellow Barbie
"The Richards Collective" swarmed the ring and chased off "The Bullet Club" entourage. This match was a car-crash. Lesnar "German Suplexed" Stevens ten times in a row, then unleashed a titanic "F-5" for the win.
Winner and STILL NWA World Heavyweight Champion = Brock Lesnar by pinfall in 2:48
Regal: "That was as violent a beating as we've ever seen!"
Hayes: "I don't think it's over just yet either."
Lesnar continued to drop Stevens with "German Suplexes" as Richards took a microphone.
Richards: "Vince McMahon, enough is enough! You and 'The Bullet Club' have run roughshod for far too long! This will end, and it will end in a violent bloodbath! You have stepped WAY over the line! You took a so-called a 'business decision' and you made this thing very personal! You didn't just mess with our careers! You messed with our lives! Well, here it is! The line has been drawn in the sand! You gather up every henchmen you can find! You bring them all! In fact, you bring hell with you, Vince! Because, we're bringing the thunder and lightning from above! And, I promise, as God Himself is my witness, we will rain down on you with a vengeance you've never seen! This thing is not over! It's not over by a longshot! Forget a war! This is Armageddon!"
Regal: "Oh my! This is going to be an epic war! Fans, we're out of time! Please join us again next Tuesday for more of the Show Time Power Hour on TBS! For Michael Hayes, I'm William Regal. Ta ta for now!"