"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 18 (Week 36)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli. Alongside me are the co-hostesses with the moistest, Renee Young and Melissa Santos! Girls, we've got a big one for the fans today!"

Renee Young: "That we do, Madusa! As announced last week, 'Sadistic Tails,' the brand new Tag Team Champions, will defend against members of 'The Bullet Club' here today."

Melissa Santos: "They already own every men's championship in NWA: Show Time. Now, they're trying to start a monopoly here in Femme Fatales! I have pulled for 'Joshi Mafia' against anyone, but I may change my tune today!"

Miceli: "Fans, we have a jam packed episode today, so let's go to the ring!"

Match One ~ "The Glampires"--Paige & Holly Rocamora vs. "Mala Chicas Culo"--Ayako Hamada & Ivelisse Velez

This was the debut for Ivelisse, whose reputation for toughness preceded here. She refers to herself as the "baddest b**** in the building," with good reason. She showed both her toughness and her skill set against Paige and the equally dangerous Rocamora, who've adopted the darker "Glampire" personas and more sadistic attitudes. This match was a clinic in tag team wrestling and athletic expertise. It ended in a stalemate.

Winners = time limit draw in 15:00

Miceli: "Wow! What a match! That's the first draw we've seen on the program in months!"

Young: "Both of these teams have something to prove! I was very impressed with Ivelisse. She fits into 'Mala Chicas Culo' perfectly!"

Santos: "All four ladies had their chances to shine, but neither team could find the knockout blow. I have a feeling they may see each other again sometime down the road."

Miceli: "After the break, our new Japanese interviewer Chiho will speak with Bantamweight Champion Makoto. Stick around!"

Miceli: "We're back! Chiho is standing by with Makoto at this time."

Chiho: "I'm here with the Bantamweight Champion Makoto. Anata no jinsei wa anata ga Bantamu-kyū Chanpionshippu o kakutoku shitanode, don'na kanji ni natte imasu (What has your life been like since you won the Bantamweight Championship)?"

Makoto: "Sore wa senpūte kimashita. Watashi no sukejūru ga baizō shite iru. Watashi no shinkō ga 2-bai ni natte imasu. Media ga, watashi wa. Nihonde wa, watashi wa rokkusutā no yō ni natte iru iku doko demo shashin o nozonde imasu (It has been a whirlwind. My schedule has doubled. My traveling has doubled. The media wants pictures everywhere I go. In Japan, I have become like a rock star)!"

Chiho: "Anata wa anata no kyōsō suru saidai no chīmu o tsukuri, Bantamu-kyū no Tagu Natsu Sumire to Chīmu senshuken Tōnamento o nyūryoku shite iru. Desu ka anata wa sore ga yori chīsaku, yori kōsokuna kyōsō ni riten matawa furi ni naru to omoimasu (You are entering the Bantamweight Tag Team Championship Tournament with Sumire Natsu, making you the largest team to compete. Do you think that will be an advantage or disadvantage against the smaller, but faster competition)?"

Makoto: "Watashitachi wa tsuyoinode, watashi wa, wareware ga yūi-sei o motte iru to shinjite imasu. Anata wa, watashitachi no ryōhō ga, 132-pondo no omo-sa to iu riyū dake de, kyōsō wa watashitachi ga shite iru yori mo haruka ni kōsokudearu to iu imide wa arimasen, sanshō shite kudasai. Wareware wa ryōhō no neko no yō ni idō surunode, watashitachi no saizu wa, karera ni taishite watashitachi o tasuke ni narimasu (I believe we will have the advantage, because we are stronger. You see, just because we both weigh 132 pounds, does not mean the competition will be much faster than we are. We both move like cats, so our size will help us against them)."

Chiho: "Anata ga tōnamento ni katsu hitsuyō ga aru baai, anata wa ichido ni ryōhō no senshuken o mamoru koto ga dekiru nodarou ka (If you should win the tournament, will you be able to defend both championships at once)?"

Makoto: "Watashi wa sono shinario no kakawarazu, sudeni motte iru. Sore ga hassei shita baai, watashi wa hokorashige ni meiyo no ryōhō de taitoru o bōei shimasu (I have already though of that scenario. If it happens, I will proudly defend both titles with honor)."

Chiho: "Kōun wa anata no jikan o arigatōgozaimashita to (Good luck and thank you for your time)."

Makoto: "Dōmo arigatōgozaimashita (Thank you very much)."

Chiho: "Back to you, Madusa!"

Miceli: "It's a good thing we have subtitles, because, with so much international flavor, I'd never keep up with the interviews!"

Young: "English, I understand. Spanish, I know what Dora the Explorer has taught my nieces. Japanese? I'm pretty much clueless."

Santos: "Well, I have both of you covered when it comes to Spanish, but you're own your own with Japanese. Maybe Chiho gives lessons."

Miceli: "I know enough Japanese to get by, but I never could have conducted that in depth an interview. Welcome aboard, Chiho! Let's go back to the ring, where Nina Samuels is ready to announce our second match-up!"

Match Two ~ "Handicap" match ~ Lei'D Tapa with Sarona Snuka & Savelina vs. "Fifutishēdo"--Remei Asuka & Mizuho with "Mistress" Yinling

The "handicap" stipulation was requested specifically by Sarona Snuka to debut Lei'D Tapa, niece of The Barbarian. Tapa pretty much destroyed Asuka and Mizuho, who are no pushovers. Tapa is an impressive physical specimen, as are her stable mates. She overpowered the two and presented a fearsome presence in the ring. Remei and Mizuho staggered her one time with a "Double Dropkick" that would have made Ricky Morton and Robert Gibson proud. Outside that, they had no offense. Tapa finished the match off with a double "Samoan Drop" (on both ladies at the same time).

Winner = Lei'D Tapa by pinfall in 8:29

Sarona grabbed a microphone.

Sarona Snuka: "All the pieces are in place for our domination! 'Malietoas' are here to stay! We will destroy anyone in our path! We are the supreme fighting legacy! We will not be stopped!"

Miceli: "Lei'D Tapa came out here and made a strong statement, right off the bat!"

Young: "She is as scary as she is beautiful!"

Santos: "This group of islanders means business. I see nothing but success in their future."

Miceli: "We have to go to commercial, but the main event is next!"

Miceli: "We're back and it's time for the Tag Team Championship match we've been waiting for!"

Match Three ~ NWA: Femme Fatales Tag Team Championship ~ "Sadistic Tails"--Kana & Mio Shirai with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. "The Bullet Club"--Black Widow & Becky Lynch with Yellow Barbie

While making their way to the ring, the champions were blinded by chairshots to the back from Jessie McKay. Widow and Lynch quickly joined in the beat down. This all was before the bell could ring. "BC" threw the softened up champions into the ring and the referee ("Fast Count" Florez) finally was able to ring the bell. The challengers lit into Mio, who had taken the brunt of the pre-match assault. Toyota tried to recover on the outside, while Kana was slumped against the ropes in the corner. "BC" worked Mio over for what seemed like an eternity. Still, they could not keep Mio down for a pinfall. Mio eventually found an opening and got a tag to Kana. Kana leveled her opponents with kicks and knee strikes. She nailed Black Widow with her patented hip attack as well. You could tell Kana was hurt, but she forged on. She managed to cinch in the "Kana Lock" on Widow, as Mio fought with Becky on the outside. Widow seemed poised to tap out. Out of nowhere, "The Apocalypse" hit the ring to destroy everyone in sight, much like they had last week.

Winners = no contest in 19:33

MsChif screamed to the top of her lungs, as Jessicka Havok roared, "Welcome to the apocalypse!"

They stood triumphant in center ring holding up the Tag Team Championship belts as the broadcast went to commercial.

Miceli: "We're back from the break, and 'The Apocalypse' has ruined a tag team match for the second consecutive week. They are an impressive duo, but something has to be done about their interference!"

"Joshi Mafia" had come to ringside to assist their fallen friends and Awesome Kong grabbed a microphone.

Awesome Kong: "Hey, 'Apocalypse,' you aren't so big and bad when you're not sneak-attacking us! We're are not afraid of you! Why don't you take us on next week?!"

Havok: "Why don't we take you on right now?!"

A brawl broke out in the studio, as Havok and MsChif fought off the entire "Joshi Mafia." They more than held their own until Security separated the sides. Commissioners Yuzuki Aikawa and Fuka Kakimoto approached ringside.

Yuzuki Aikawa: "You two teams want to fight, I see. You may, but it will be on terms we (the Commissioners) dictate. Next week, 'Queen Kongs' will take on 'The Apocalypse' in a 'Texas Tornado' match!"

Miceli: "That is going to be huge!"

Young: "Can we go ahead and do it now?!"

Santos: "That one is going to be difficult to wait for!"

Miceli: "But, wait we must. Fans, we're out of time for this week. Join us over on TBS for the Show Time Power Hour this Tuesday. We'll be right back on TNT next Thursday for more Femme Fatales! For Renee Young and Melissa Santos, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"

The episode went off the air with Security still trying to separate the two sides.