"Femme Fatales" TV Taping Number 18 (Week 35)

Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, medusa Miceli! With me, as always, is my Latina lovely, Melissa Santos! But, I have the privilege of introducing our new co-hostess, the blonde bombshell herself, Renee Young!"

Renee Young: "I am so honored to be here and to be a part of the absolute best roster of female talent anywhere on God's green earth! Ladies, this is going to be fun!"

Melissa Santos: "Things just got even more interesting!"

Miceli: "Yes they have. Before we go any further, we want to wish our former broadcast colleague, Noel Harlow, well, as she has decided to go home and be a wife and mom. Rock it, girl! Now, we are only two days away from Clash of the Champions: Uncensored, which will air live on TBS this coming Saturday night! I can't wait for that huge 'War Games' main event! It's going to be off the hook! Femme Fatales will be represented as well. Awesome Kong will be vying for the NWA World Women's Title in a 'Six-Pack Challenge' match. It's going to be an epic broadcast on Saturday! Tonight promises to be great as well! We will see the debuts of some newly signed talent. We also have an announcement from our Commissioners. Let's get to it!"

Match One ~ Brooke Adams with "The Dollhouse"--Santana Garrett & "Exotic Goddess" Mandy Leon vs. Hiromi Mimura

The new leader of "The Dollhouse" took on one of the newest members of the Bantamweight class. Mimura flew around the ring in impressive fashion, hitting three straight "Hurricanranas" on the three-time former Women's World Champion. Adams struggled to keep up, but her pals on the floor distracted Mimura to give Adams the advantage. Brooke went to work with precision, taking one of Mimura's legs out and working it over in an effort to ground her. Brooke eventually hit the "Butterface Extreme" to pick up the victory.

Winner = Brooke Adams by pinfall in 7:14

Adams took a microphone.

Brooke Adams: "My friend Eve Torres called me and said that Jordan Richards had a contract waiting for me. Eve said she was moving to Show Time for good and 'The Dollhouse' would need a new leader. It was a no-brainer for me to join these lovely ladies to form a new and improved 'Dollhouse.' All I can say is that Femme Fatales just got a lot more..." (while Adams was pointing to her backside, she mouthed the word "a**tastic")

Miceli: "Well, I guess Brooke Adams and the new 'Dollhouse' have made their presence felt."

Young: "Yes, and Brooke does have a point. I'll have to admit, she has booty for days!"

Santos: "She has talent to back up her talk, too. What a nice replacement for Eve Torres!"

Miceli: "When we return, we'll see another debuting star! Stick around!"

Miceli: "Fans, we're back! Before we go to the ring, our new Interviewer Amanda Rodriguez is standing by with 'Belleza Escondido.'"

Amanda Rodriguez: "I'm here with the members of 'Belleza Escondido,' led by the Femme Fatales Television Champion, Sexy Flor. Sexy,  que pidió esta vez . ¿Qué tiene que (You asked for this time. What do you have to say?)"

Sexy Flor: "Como nos deshicimos de la India Sioux , La Jarochita , y Reina Dorada , queríamos añadir otro miembro al grupo que comparte nuestra visión. Por favor, espera Vanely (Since we got rid of India Sioux, La Jarochita, and Reina Dorada, we wanted to add another member to the group who shares our vision. Please welcome Vanely)!"

Vanely walked in and hugged Sexy Flor.

Rodriguez: "Vanely, ¿cómo se siente acerca de estar en 'Belleza Escondido' (how do you feel about being in 'Belleza Escondido')?"

Vanely: "¡Me siento fantastico! Cuando Sexy Flor llamó y le hizo la oferta , no dudé !Mis viejos amigos regresaron a México en desgracia , pero me han dado otra oportunidad de brillar (I feel fantastic! When Sexy Flor called and made the offer, I did not hesitate! My old friends went back to Mexico in disgrace, but I have been given another chance to shine)!"

Rodriguez: "Las señoras, muchas gracias (Ladies, thank you very much)! Madusa, back to you!"

Miceli: "Thanks, Amanda! Ooh, I love it when they speak Spanish!"

Young: "Grrrr!" (sultry growl)

Santos: "Español es atractivo (Spanish is sexy)!"

Miceli: "I don't know what you said, but I liked it! Fans, let's go to the ring!"

Match Two ~ Starfire & Jaycee vs. Saori Anou & Kaho Kobayashi

This was a high-flying, fast paced, lucha-puro classic. These four women were flying around the ring like their lives depended on it. They  are great representatives of what the Bantamweight class is capable of. This match was brought to a screeching halt, however, by a couple of unexpected intruders.

Winners = no contest in 13:46

"The Apocalypse" (MsChif & Jessicka Havok) hit the ring out of nowhere and destroyed all four competitors. Havok snatched a microphone.

Jessicka Havok: "We are the new force of destruction! Welcome to the carnage!"

MsChif: "The apocalypse is upon you!" (guttural scream)

Miceli: "Wow! Those are two bad females with evil intentions!"

Young: "They both have a reputation of inflicting violence and torture wherever they have been."

Santos: "They command as fearsome a presence as any of their male counterparts."

Miceli: "We'll be back in just a moment."

Miceli: "Fans, we're back from commercial and 'The Bullet Club' are in the ring with Amanda Rodriguez. They've hijacked the ring!"

Rodriguez: "Members of 'The Bullet Club' cornered me backstage and demanded that their interview take place inside the ring. They have something to say!"

Black Widow: "We want all the belts in this company!"

Becky Lynch: "'Joshi Mafia' thinks they're tough stuff. They walk around here like they own the place. Well, we're taking over!"

Rodriguez: "Having watched last week's episode, I can say that you made a strong statement against 'Sadistic Tails' when you attacked them after their Tag Team Championship victory. But, do you really want to make an enemy of 'Joshi Mafia?'"

Jessie McKay: "We have no enemies; only obstacles! 'Joshi Mafia' is a speed bump in our road to the gold!"

Widow: "'Joshi Mafia' is afraid to face us. But, we challenge them for those belts right now!"

"Joshi Mafia" came to the ring with the Women's Championship and Tag Team Championships en tow. Awesome Kong had a microphone.

Awesome Kong: "Do you honestly think that you challenging us in the ring even registers on our radar? Ha! Hardly! 'Joshi Mafia' has a long list of title contenders and you little girls are at the bottom of it! We thought about not even dignifying that request, but it since you put your hands on Kana and Mio, we decided to give you our attention. Make no mistake about it. We will have our revenge against you. You don't try to take out 'Joshi Mafia' and live to tell about it! But, it's gonna be on our terms!"

Widow: "Cowards! We put the beat down on your girls last week and now you're running scared!"

Kong: "Understand one thing! 'Joshi Mafia' runs Femme Fatales! You think that, just because you wear matching shirts and play 'patty cake' with each other, that you can call the shots around here?! You think that, because you have a few members, that makes you a gang?! We're the original gang, sweethearts. When the time is right, we'll drop you like a bad habit!"