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Melissa Santos: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Show Time Femme Fatales! I'm Melissa Santos, here with Noel Harlow. Our normal hostess, Madusa Miceli, is conspicuous by her absence, although I have been assured that she is in the building today."
Noel Harlow: "Yes. We got here for the taping and were told that it would be a two-woman episode on commentary today. Let's roll with it!"
Santos: "As you know, last week, Madusa left the broadcast early to attend to her good friend Bull Nakano, who was accosted backstage by 'Joshi Mafia.' I wonder if that has anything to do with her not being in the booth today. It all remains to be seen. Nevertheless, we have a great hour lined up!"
Just then, "Joshi no Densetsu" came to ringside with Madusa Miceli en tow. Madusa had a microphone.
Madusa Miceli: "I guess you folks are wondering why I'm not in the commentary booth today. Well, it's because I have been hanging with my firends, 'Joshi no Densetsu,' since last week. Bull Nakano was savagely attacked by 'Joshi Mafia' and left bloodied and battered. As you can see, she is still alive and well, which is good news to all of us. What's bad news to 'Joshi Mafia' is that she's highly upset and ready to fight! In fact, every one of these ladies is geared up to kick some tail! When they beat up my good friend Bull, I couldn't take anymore of the bullying. So, I went to Commissioner Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto and asked for a favor. I requested a match on behalf of all of these ladies against 'Joshi Mafia.' That request was granted and you will see that battle take place in the main event tonight! All of 'Joshi Mafia,' except for their newest member Mayu Iwatani, will be in the ring with these ladies! Now, if you do the math, you'd see that there are seven of them (without Iwatani) to take on six of the legends. That brings me to my next announcement. 'Joshi no Densetsu' has decided to give honorary membership into their group to one lucky lady, for one night only. That lucky lady is...ME! I'll be teaming up with them for one night only to dish out a little punishment to 'Joshi Mafia!'"
The crowd went wild.
Santos: "Oh my Lord!"
Harlow: "It's clobbering time!"
Santos: "It's Madusa time!"
"Joshi Mafia" made their entrance to deafening boos. Awesome Kong, their English-translating spokeswoman, had a microphone.
Awesome Kong: "So, Madusa decided to jump on the old ladies bandwagon?! You want to get beat up one last time in your career? Be our guest. What we started last week, I guarantee you we will finish here tonight!
Bull Nakano: "No! You will die tonight!"
Kong: "Ha! Yeah, right! You geriatric prunes will be lucky if we don't break all of your hips! And, why is Mayu sitting out this match?! She's one of us now!"
Miceli: "Because the Commissioners have booked her in a Bantamweight Title defense tonight against Kris Wolf, Kaho Kobayashi, and Makoto in a 'Fatal Four-Way' match!"
Awesome Kong: "'The Boss' says that is unacceptable to put Mayu in a match with no notice! We refuse!"
Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Fuka Kakimoto came to ringside.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "The match is signed. If Mayu Iwatani does not participate, she forfeits the title and the match will crown a new champion."
Awesome Kong: "This is one big conspiracy! Someone is getting hurt tonight!"
Santos: "This is going to be a stacked program, with four matches signed. 'The Jumonji Sisters' were already scheduled to make a title defense tonight, along with the Bantamweight Championship and another match. Now, we have the big 14-woman tag team main event! Can it get any bigger?!"
Harlow: "I don't know, but my head may explode if it does!"
Santos: "We'll be back with our first match after a quick break!"
Santos: "We're back! Let's go to the ring!"
Match One ~ Paige with Saraya Knight vs. Becky Lynch with Yellow Barbie
This was a hard-hitting affair, as both women have a European catch wrestling upbringing. Becky was looking for a submission, while Paige utilized a smash mouth approach. Paige caught Becky in her patented "RamPaige," but did not make the pin due to a blatant distraction from Yellow Barbie. This allowed Becky to recover and attack from behind, locking in "Dis-Arm Her." Paige fought it off valiantly, but she could not make the ropes and was forced to submit.
Winner = Becky Lynch by submission in 6:39
Becky and the rest of "The Bullet Club" laid out Paige and Saraya Knight before leaving ringside defiantly.
Santos: "This 'Bullet Club' is beginning to run roughshod throughout NWA: Show Time. We're seeing this in the men's and women's divisions."
Harlow: "They have an impressive roster building up. that does not bode well for our company, and we still don't know who is bankrolling them."
Santos: "The Tag Team Championships will be decided next. Let's go back to the ring!"
Match Two ~ NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship ~ "The Jumonji Sisters"--Sachiko & Chisako vs. "Belleza Escondido"--Lluvia & Shani with Sexy Flor
The Champions had a score to settle in this one with "Belleza Escondido," who attacked them a few weeks back. They took out their frustrations on the lucha stars, nailing them with multiple kick combinations and tandem offense. Flor, the new Femme Fatales Champion, interfered whenever the referee's attention was diverted, keeping the bout "even." Still, the Jumonjis had the match won after the "Jumonji Drop" on Lluvia. Flor hopped in the ring and caused the disqualification.
Winners and STILL NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Champions = "The Jumonji Sisters" by disqualification in 9:09
As "Belleza Escondido" laid the boots to the "Jumonji Sisters," the other members of the group came out to stop the beating. There was a heated confrontation between Sexy Flor and La Jarochita.
Santos: "Now, that is what I call a civil war!"
Harlow: "Trouble in paradise, it would seem."
Santos: "Fans, we'll be right back with the Bantamweight Championship match! Don't go away!"
Santos: "It's now time for Mayu Iwatani to defend her Bantamweight crown."
Match Three ~ NWA: Show Time Bantamweight Championship ~ "Fatal Four-Way" ~ Mayu Iwatani with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. Kris Wolf vs. Kaho Kobayashi vs. Makoto
Iwatani was at a distinct disadvantage in this match-up, due to the volatile nature of the stipulation. The first pinfall or submission would win the match, so Iwatani need not factor into the decision to lose the championship. Kobayashi dominated the match, but did not get the win. She snapped off a top-rope "Hurricanrana" on Wolf, but was dumped out of the ring by Iwatani, who then kicked in the face by Makoto. Makoto then hit the "Arabesque" on Wolf for the championship.
Winner and NEW NWA: Show Time Bantamweight Champion = Makoto by pinfall in 13:54
Toyota was livid and berated the referee. Makoto celebrated with the championship and escaped into the crowd as "Joshi Mafia" stalked her.
Santos: "What a match and an opportune pin for Makoto, who took advantage of some misdirection in tossing the champion out of the ring and pouncing on an injured opponent!"
Harlow: "Sometimes, it's better to be lucky than good. In Makoto's case, she's both, on top of being beautiful!"
Santos: "Fans, we still have the main event to go. Please stick around!"
Santos: "This is the moment we've been waiting for. This moment is years in the making. Most of us thought we'd never see Madusa Miceli in the ring again. Tonight, for one night only, we'll see if she can turn back the clock! Noel, I can't wait!"
Harlow: "Neither can I! I, like every other female wrestling fan, idolized Madusa growing up! She's an icon and a hall of famer!"
Santos: "Without further adieu, let's get to it!"
Match Four ~ "Joshi Mafia"--"Godmother" Aja Kong, Awesome Kong, Kana, Io Shirai, Mio Shirai, Hikaru Shida, & ACT Yasukawa vs. "Joshi no Densetsu"--Bull Nakano, Madusa Miceli, Meiko Satomura, Takako Inoue, Kyoko Inoue, Carlos Amano, & Toshiyo Yamada
This was the all-out war we all expected. All fourteen ladies beat each other from pillar to post. Referee Nikkon Lee was extremely relaxed with rules enforcement. Even she knew what was at stake. The match finally ended in a double-disqualification, as Lee could not control the action.
Winners = double disqualification in 15:23
Santos: "That match needs to happen again! I haven't seen enough!"
Harlow: "These women could go on all night, and I could watch it all night!"
Santos: "As we all could. Unfortunately, we're out of time. Please join TBS every Tuesday for the Show Time Power Hour and back here on TNT every Thursday for Show Time Femme Fatales. For Noel Harlow, I'm Melissa Santos, saying, so long for now!"
Noel Harlow: "Yes. We got here for the taping and were told that it would be a two-woman episode on commentary today. Let's roll with it!"
Santos: "As you know, last week, Madusa left the broadcast early to attend to her good friend Bull Nakano, who was accosted backstage by 'Joshi Mafia.' I wonder if that has anything to do with her not being in the booth today. It all remains to be seen. Nevertheless, we have a great hour lined up!"
Just then, "Joshi no Densetsu" came to ringside with Madusa Miceli en tow. Madusa had a microphone.
Madusa Miceli: "I guess you folks are wondering why I'm not in the commentary booth today. Well, it's because I have been hanging with my firends, 'Joshi no Densetsu,' since last week. Bull Nakano was savagely attacked by 'Joshi Mafia' and left bloodied and battered. As you can see, she is still alive and well, which is good news to all of us. What's bad news to 'Joshi Mafia' is that she's highly upset and ready to fight! In fact, every one of these ladies is geared up to kick some tail! When they beat up my good friend Bull, I couldn't take anymore of the bullying. So, I went to Commissioner Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto and asked for a favor. I requested a match on behalf of all of these ladies against 'Joshi Mafia.' That request was granted and you will see that battle take place in the main event tonight! All of 'Joshi Mafia,' except for their newest member Mayu Iwatani, will be in the ring with these ladies! Now, if you do the math, you'd see that there are seven of them (without Iwatani) to take on six of the legends. That brings me to my next announcement. 'Joshi no Densetsu' has decided to give honorary membership into their group to one lucky lady, for one night only. That lucky lady is...ME! I'll be teaming up with them for one night only to dish out a little punishment to 'Joshi Mafia!'"
The crowd went wild.
Santos: "Oh my Lord!"
Harlow: "It's clobbering time!"
Santos: "It's Madusa time!"
"Joshi Mafia" made their entrance to deafening boos. Awesome Kong, their English-translating spokeswoman, had a microphone.
Awesome Kong: "So, Madusa decided to jump on the old ladies bandwagon?! You want to get beat up one last time in your career? Be our guest. What we started last week, I guarantee you we will finish here tonight!
Bull Nakano: "No! You will die tonight!"
Kong: "Ha! Yeah, right! You geriatric prunes will be lucky if we don't break all of your hips! And, why is Mayu sitting out this match?! She's one of us now!"
Miceli: "Because the Commissioners have booked her in a Bantamweight Title defense tonight against Kris Wolf, Kaho Kobayashi, and Makoto in a 'Fatal Four-Way' match!"
Awesome Kong: "'The Boss' says that is unacceptable to put Mayu in a match with no notice! We refuse!"
Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Fuka Kakimoto came to ringside.
Yuzuki Aikawa: "The match is signed. If Mayu Iwatani does not participate, she forfeits the title and the match will crown a new champion."
Awesome Kong: "This is one big conspiracy! Someone is getting hurt tonight!"
Santos: "This is going to be a stacked program, with four matches signed. 'The Jumonji Sisters' were already scheduled to make a title defense tonight, along with the Bantamweight Championship and another match. Now, we have the big 14-woman tag team main event! Can it get any bigger?!"
Harlow: "I don't know, but my head may explode if it does!"
Santos: "We'll be back with our first match after a quick break!"
Santos: "We're back! Let's go to the ring!"
Match One ~ Paige with Saraya Knight vs. Becky Lynch with Yellow Barbie
This was a hard-hitting affair, as both women have a European catch wrestling upbringing. Becky was looking for a submission, while Paige utilized a smash mouth approach. Paige caught Becky in her patented "RamPaige," but did not make the pin due to a blatant distraction from Yellow Barbie. This allowed Becky to recover and attack from behind, locking in "Dis-Arm Her." Paige fought it off valiantly, but she could not make the ropes and was forced to submit.
Winner = Becky Lynch by submission in 6:39
Becky and the rest of "The Bullet Club" laid out Paige and Saraya Knight before leaving ringside defiantly.
Santos: "This 'Bullet Club' is beginning to run roughshod throughout NWA: Show Time. We're seeing this in the men's and women's divisions."
Harlow: "They have an impressive roster building up. that does not bode well for our company, and we still don't know who is bankrolling them."
Santos: "The Tag Team Championships will be decided next. Let's go back to the ring!"
Match Two ~ NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship ~ "The Jumonji Sisters"--Sachiko & Chisako vs. "Belleza Escondido"--Lluvia & Shani with Sexy Flor
The Champions had a score to settle in this one with "Belleza Escondido," who attacked them a few weeks back. They took out their frustrations on the lucha stars, nailing them with multiple kick combinations and tandem offense. Flor, the new Femme Fatales Champion, interfered whenever the referee's attention was diverted, keeping the bout "even." Still, the Jumonjis had the match won after the "Jumonji Drop" on Lluvia. Flor hopped in the ring and caused the disqualification.
Winners and STILL NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Champions = "The Jumonji Sisters" by disqualification in 9:09
As "Belleza Escondido" laid the boots to the "Jumonji Sisters," the other members of the group came out to stop the beating. There was a heated confrontation between Sexy Flor and La Jarochita.
Santos: "Now, that is what I call a civil war!"
Harlow: "Trouble in paradise, it would seem."
Santos: "Fans, we'll be right back with the Bantamweight Championship match! Don't go away!"
Santos: "It's now time for Mayu Iwatani to defend her Bantamweight crown."
Match Three ~ NWA: Show Time Bantamweight Championship ~ "Fatal Four-Way" ~ Mayu Iwatani with "The Boss" Manami Toyota vs. Kris Wolf vs. Kaho Kobayashi vs. Makoto
Iwatani was at a distinct disadvantage in this match-up, due to the volatile nature of the stipulation. The first pinfall or submission would win the match, so Iwatani need not factor into the decision to lose the championship. Kobayashi dominated the match, but did not get the win. She snapped off a top-rope "Hurricanrana" on Wolf, but was dumped out of the ring by Iwatani, who then kicked in the face by Makoto. Makoto then hit the "Arabesque" on Wolf for the championship.
Winner and NEW NWA: Show Time Bantamweight Champion = Makoto by pinfall in 13:54
Toyota was livid and berated the referee. Makoto celebrated with the championship and escaped into the crowd as "Joshi Mafia" stalked her.
Santos: "What a match and an opportune pin for Makoto, who took advantage of some misdirection in tossing the champion out of the ring and pouncing on an injured opponent!"
Harlow: "Sometimes, it's better to be lucky than good. In Makoto's case, she's both, on top of being beautiful!"
Santos: "Fans, we still have the main event to go. Please stick around!"
Santos: "This is the moment we've been waiting for. This moment is years in the making. Most of us thought we'd never see Madusa Miceli in the ring again. Tonight, for one night only, we'll see if she can turn back the clock! Noel, I can't wait!"
Harlow: "Neither can I! I, like every other female wrestling fan, idolized Madusa growing up! She's an icon and a hall of famer!"
Santos: "Without further adieu, let's get to it!"
Match Four ~ "Joshi Mafia"--"Godmother" Aja Kong, Awesome Kong, Kana, Io Shirai, Mio Shirai, Hikaru Shida, & ACT Yasukawa vs. "Joshi no Densetsu"--Bull Nakano, Madusa Miceli, Meiko Satomura, Takako Inoue, Kyoko Inoue, Carlos Amano, & Toshiyo Yamada
This was the all-out war we all expected. All fourteen ladies beat each other from pillar to post. Referee Nikkon Lee was extremely relaxed with rules enforcement. Even she knew what was at stake. The match finally ended in a double-disqualification, as Lee could not control the action.
Winners = double disqualification in 15:23
Santos: "That match needs to happen again! I haven't seen enough!"
Harlow: "These women could go on all night, and I could watch it all night!"
Santos: "As we all could. Unfortunately, we're out of time. Please join TBS every Tuesday for the Show Time Power Hour and back here on TNT every Thursday for Show Time Femme Fatales. For Noel Harlow, I'm Melissa Santos, saying, so long for now!"