NWA: HAWK In the Most Convenient Definitions 1/30/2016
Jan 31, 2016 12:26:41 GMT -5
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Scene opens on a rabid crowd in the Arena-Auditorium in Laramie Wyoming.
Heyman: Hello ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to HAWK In the Most Convenient Definitions. I am Paul Heyman joined by Corey Graves and Daffney Unger. Guys this promises to be an amazing show to start off the year.
Graves: You got that right we end the year in style at Simplest Terms and we are jumping off of that.
Daffney: Let’s not waste time talking. Donst and Lee are in the ring let’s wrestle!
NWA North American Tag Team Championship
The Poor Horsemen Vs The New Age Head Shrinkers
The match was stiff and hard hitting. The head shrinkers used the thick heards to keep Donst and Lee down. Lee was able to mount spark comebacks with leaping stomps and knee drops. Donst was able to connect with various clotheslines and plexes. Donst hit a Donstitution on Lance while Lee hit a diving knee drop on Sean on the outside. Donst would pick on the three count
Winners and Still NWA North American Tag Team Champions The Poor Horsemen
Graves: The Horsemen retain. They want to be in the hunt for the King’s Court Again.
Daffney: Well they’ll have to wait in line.
Heyman: Yeah but we can go more on that later. Now for those of you who saw last month’s show noticed that there were no interviews. That was not the choice of management it was a complication with our filming equipment so let’s bring you up to speed. First the Wyatt family. During the last show Bray Wyatt vacated his third of the King’s Court title and gave it to Hallowicked. He placed Dave Finlay as the leader of the trio so he could focus on his monster Val Kabious. Val would attack Generico, Sol, and Pulga. The opponents Bassos and Jacko Lantern met with the Wyatt Family in the back and laid forth a challenge. If Chris and Matt can beat Hallowicked and Frightmare they will be granted a shot at the King’s Court title.
Graves: That will have to wait the Wyatt family has their sights on the Young Guns title in this next match. For #1 contendership they are sending their Monster Val Kabious in action.
Daffney: But he has a mountain against him. Sasha Banks and Alexa stand in his way.
Heyman: As does Dragon Lee II, Mistico II, Rich Swann, Andrew Everett, Chase Owens, La Pulga, and Lucky Kid.
Daffney: All they need is Alexa and Sasha Paulie.
Graves: Over the top rumble starts now!
#1 Contender HAWK Young Guns Championship
10 Person Rumble
Dragon Lee, Rich Swann, Mistico II, Andrew Everett, Chase Owens, Val Kabious, Alexa Bliss, Sasha Banks, La Pulga, Lucky Kid
All ten started in the ring. While nine went for speed and agility Kabious used sheer brutality and ferocity. Mistico, Lee, an Pulga tried to triple team Kabious but got eliminated instead. Kabious would focus on Owens while Sasha and Alexa used feminine wiles to tricky Lucky and eliminate him. Everett and Swann would not be so easily tricked. Sasha and Alexa were eliminated by a double teaming from Everett and Swann. Everett was then swiftly eliminated by Swann. After beating Owens viciously Kabious tossed Owens to the floor. Swann was the last to be eliminated after a Kabious Driver and being thrown over the top rope.
Winner and #1 Contender to the HAWK Young Guns Championship Val Kabious
Daffney: No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heyman: Well ladies and gentlemen the Wyatt family takes its new step to full HAWK title domination.
Daffney: Except for the All Queen Division. They don’t have a Queen.
Graves: Yet.
The Wyatt Family joins Kabious in the ring. Lantern and the Bassos rush in. All five of the Wyatt look at the Three Aussies. Heyman grabs a mic.
Heyman: Hey you eight in the ring. There will be a time and place for this. But not now. Bray, Val, Dave, and Jacko get out of the ring and let your teams battle it out.
The four left the ring.
Bassos Vs Wyatt Nightmares (Hallowicked/Frightmare)
The match itself was hard fought by both sides. Wicked and Frightmare have adopted more of a stiff style than either man had before. The Bassos were able to hold their own effectively with a variety of double team moves. In the End the Bassos out smarted the Nightmares when Chris dodged the yakuza Kick from Wicked that took Frightmare out. Wicked was dropped with a Hall Of Giants DDT Combo that got Matt the Three count.
Winners Bassos
Bray, Dave, and Val rushed the ring. Chris and Matt exit the ring quickly.
Graves: Well that gives us King’s Court for February.
Heyman: But will it Lantern team with the Bassos or will they stand alone?
Daffney: Oh this is enough. Let’s head to the back we have a invader here tonight let’s talk to him.
Scene cuts to the back where Eddie Kingston is standing in front of an NWA logo.
Kingston: So I was sitting in Wild West Wrestling. I was just waiting for chances to beat someone up. Then the NWA “BoG” calls me up. They ask me if I want to fight for the NWA North American Championship. I asked who was the current champ? They told me Raymond Rowe. I got excited. Rowe you are like me, you like to hurt people. I saw the match you had with Briscoe it was brutal. But SON you are entering a whole new world. Because you’re going against me. When I step into the ring I bring pain. I bring anger. I bring the end of your reign. I wish this could also be for your HAWK Heavyweight title so I could spit on it and throw it down after the match. But I’ll settle taking that NWA title away from you. Prepare for battle Rowe. Tonight I end you.
NWA North American Heavyweight Championship
Raymond Rowe (c) Vs Eddie Kingston
Physicality does not begin to describe this match. Rowe and Kingston were brutal with their variety of plexes and stiff shots. Each man tried to end the match with a power move, Sliding D or vicious suplex, but neither could get the fall. Finally Kingston broke out of the Death Rowe and connected with a Backfist to the Future! Kingston would pick up a three after it.
Winner and NEW NWA North American Champion Eddie Kingston
Kingston pulls the title from the ref and leaves the ring.
Graves: Well ladies and Gentlemen HAWK has lost NWA North American title.
As Rowe gets to his feet he is leveled with RAINMAKER from Kazuchicka Okada. Okada puts Rowe into the Red Ink! Jay Briscoe runs to the ring and connects with a boot to the face. Jay drops Okada with the Jay Driller. Lantern rushes in and connects with a Smashing Pumpkins on Jay. Lantern tries to do the same to Rowe but Rowe reverses and drops him with a Death Rowe. Rowe stumbles backwards and keeps himself up with the ropes. Rowe grabs his High King title then leaves the ring.
Heyman: Sheer brutality in the ring.
Daffney: Yeah yean let’s get this mess cleaned up and get to the match I want. The All Queen championship!
Graves: You are really into this match.
Daffney: Of course this is my division.
All three men slowly leave the ring.
HAWK All Queens Championship
Rabbit Miu (c) Vs Addy Starr
Miu and Starr took very different approaches here. Starr took more to striking and submission while Miu controlled the air. The fans were behind the match cheering for both. The end came when Miu connected with a diving clothesline pin elbow combination! Miu covered for the three.
Winner and Still HAWK All Queens Champion Rabbit Miu
Miu is handed her title and she holds it high. Daichi Hashimoto walks out the ring then stands in the ring and looks at Miu.
Heyman: What does Daichi have on his mind here?
Graves: I think pain is coming.
Daffney just stares in the ring. Daichi extends his hand. Miu extends her hand out and shakes Daichi’s. Daichi then raises Miu’s hand in victory. Heyman and Graves are left speechless as Daffney claps. Mary Dobson comes out to the ring.
HAWK Young Guns Championship
Daichi Hashimoto (c) Vs Mary Dobson
Daichi was vicious from start to finish. Mary stayed tuff and actually looked to impress Daichi with how she was able to rebound from his attacks. Late in the match Daichi had crushed Mary with various Suplexes but could not seal the deal. Daichi finally hit a Super Vertical Drop Suplex and was able to follow with a three count!
Winner and Still HAWK Young Guns Championship Daichi Hashimoto
Daichi is handed the title.
Heyman: Daichi has done it again!
Graves: This man is an animal! He always manages to win when it counts.
Daffney: I wanted Mary to leave with it, but I have to give credit where credit is OH MY GOD!
Diachi is blindsided by Val Kabious with a Clothesline! Kabious pulls Diachi up then drops him with the Kabious Driver! Kabious grabs the Young Guns title and holds it up high with one boot over Daichi’s chest.
Graves: Could this be the scene from next month?
Heyman: We will see then but we are out of time.
Scene fades to black.
Heyman: Hello ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to HAWK In the Most Convenient Definitions. I am Paul Heyman joined by Corey Graves and Daffney Unger. Guys this promises to be an amazing show to start off the year.
Graves: You got that right we end the year in style at Simplest Terms and we are jumping off of that.
Daffney: Let’s not waste time talking. Donst and Lee are in the ring let’s wrestle!
NWA North American Tag Team Championship
The Poor Horsemen Vs The New Age Head Shrinkers
The match was stiff and hard hitting. The head shrinkers used the thick heards to keep Donst and Lee down. Lee was able to mount spark comebacks with leaping stomps and knee drops. Donst was able to connect with various clotheslines and plexes. Donst hit a Donstitution on Lance while Lee hit a diving knee drop on Sean on the outside. Donst would pick on the three count
Winners and Still NWA North American Tag Team Champions The Poor Horsemen
Graves: The Horsemen retain. They want to be in the hunt for the King’s Court Again.
Daffney: Well they’ll have to wait in line.
Heyman: Yeah but we can go more on that later. Now for those of you who saw last month’s show noticed that there were no interviews. That was not the choice of management it was a complication with our filming equipment so let’s bring you up to speed. First the Wyatt family. During the last show Bray Wyatt vacated his third of the King’s Court title and gave it to Hallowicked. He placed Dave Finlay as the leader of the trio so he could focus on his monster Val Kabious. Val would attack Generico, Sol, and Pulga. The opponents Bassos and Jacko Lantern met with the Wyatt Family in the back and laid forth a challenge. If Chris and Matt can beat Hallowicked and Frightmare they will be granted a shot at the King’s Court title.
Graves: That will have to wait the Wyatt family has their sights on the Young Guns title in this next match. For #1 contendership they are sending their Monster Val Kabious in action.
Daffney: But he has a mountain against him. Sasha Banks and Alexa stand in his way.
Heyman: As does Dragon Lee II, Mistico II, Rich Swann, Andrew Everett, Chase Owens, La Pulga, and Lucky Kid.
Daffney: All they need is Alexa and Sasha Paulie.
Graves: Over the top rumble starts now!
#1 Contender HAWK Young Guns Championship
10 Person Rumble
Dragon Lee, Rich Swann, Mistico II, Andrew Everett, Chase Owens, Val Kabious, Alexa Bliss, Sasha Banks, La Pulga, Lucky Kid
All ten started in the ring. While nine went for speed and agility Kabious used sheer brutality and ferocity. Mistico, Lee, an Pulga tried to triple team Kabious but got eliminated instead. Kabious would focus on Owens while Sasha and Alexa used feminine wiles to tricky Lucky and eliminate him. Everett and Swann would not be so easily tricked. Sasha and Alexa were eliminated by a double teaming from Everett and Swann. Everett was then swiftly eliminated by Swann. After beating Owens viciously Kabious tossed Owens to the floor. Swann was the last to be eliminated after a Kabious Driver and being thrown over the top rope.
Winner and #1 Contender to the HAWK Young Guns Championship Val Kabious
Daffney: No, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Heyman: Well ladies and gentlemen the Wyatt family takes its new step to full HAWK title domination.
Daffney: Except for the All Queen Division. They don’t have a Queen.
Graves: Yet.
The Wyatt Family joins Kabious in the ring. Lantern and the Bassos rush in. All five of the Wyatt look at the Three Aussies. Heyman grabs a mic.
Heyman: Hey you eight in the ring. There will be a time and place for this. But not now. Bray, Val, Dave, and Jacko get out of the ring and let your teams battle it out.
The four left the ring.
Bassos Vs Wyatt Nightmares (Hallowicked/Frightmare)
The match itself was hard fought by both sides. Wicked and Frightmare have adopted more of a stiff style than either man had before. The Bassos were able to hold their own effectively with a variety of double team moves. In the End the Bassos out smarted the Nightmares when Chris dodged the yakuza Kick from Wicked that took Frightmare out. Wicked was dropped with a Hall Of Giants DDT Combo that got Matt the Three count.
Winners Bassos
Bray, Dave, and Val rushed the ring. Chris and Matt exit the ring quickly.
Graves: Well that gives us King’s Court for February.
Heyman: But will it Lantern team with the Bassos or will they stand alone?
Daffney: Oh this is enough. Let’s head to the back we have a invader here tonight let’s talk to him.
Scene cuts to the back where Eddie Kingston is standing in front of an NWA logo.
Kingston: So I was sitting in Wild West Wrestling. I was just waiting for chances to beat someone up. Then the NWA “BoG” calls me up. They ask me if I want to fight for the NWA North American Championship. I asked who was the current champ? They told me Raymond Rowe. I got excited. Rowe you are like me, you like to hurt people. I saw the match you had with Briscoe it was brutal. But SON you are entering a whole new world. Because you’re going against me. When I step into the ring I bring pain. I bring anger. I bring the end of your reign. I wish this could also be for your HAWK Heavyweight title so I could spit on it and throw it down after the match. But I’ll settle taking that NWA title away from you. Prepare for battle Rowe. Tonight I end you.
NWA North American Heavyweight Championship
Raymond Rowe (c) Vs Eddie Kingston
Physicality does not begin to describe this match. Rowe and Kingston were brutal with their variety of plexes and stiff shots. Each man tried to end the match with a power move, Sliding D or vicious suplex, but neither could get the fall. Finally Kingston broke out of the Death Rowe and connected with a Backfist to the Future! Kingston would pick up a three after it.
Winner and NEW NWA North American Champion Eddie Kingston
Kingston pulls the title from the ref and leaves the ring.
Graves: Well ladies and Gentlemen HAWK has lost NWA North American title.
As Rowe gets to his feet he is leveled with RAINMAKER from Kazuchicka Okada. Okada puts Rowe into the Red Ink! Jay Briscoe runs to the ring and connects with a boot to the face. Jay drops Okada with the Jay Driller. Lantern rushes in and connects with a Smashing Pumpkins on Jay. Lantern tries to do the same to Rowe but Rowe reverses and drops him with a Death Rowe. Rowe stumbles backwards and keeps himself up with the ropes. Rowe grabs his High King title then leaves the ring.
Heyman: Sheer brutality in the ring.
Daffney: Yeah yean let’s get this mess cleaned up and get to the match I want. The All Queen championship!
Graves: You are really into this match.
Daffney: Of course this is my division.
All three men slowly leave the ring.
HAWK All Queens Championship
Rabbit Miu (c) Vs Addy Starr
Miu and Starr took very different approaches here. Starr took more to striking and submission while Miu controlled the air. The fans were behind the match cheering for both. The end came when Miu connected with a diving clothesline pin elbow combination! Miu covered for the three.
Winner and Still HAWK All Queens Champion Rabbit Miu
Miu is handed her title and she holds it high. Daichi Hashimoto walks out the ring then stands in the ring and looks at Miu.
Heyman: What does Daichi have on his mind here?
Graves: I think pain is coming.
Daffney just stares in the ring. Daichi extends his hand. Miu extends her hand out and shakes Daichi’s. Daichi then raises Miu’s hand in victory. Heyman and Graves are left speechless as Daffney claps. Mary Dobson comes out to the ring.
HAWK Young Guns Championship
Daichi Hashimoto (c) Vs Mary Dobson
Daichi was vicious from start to finish. Mary stayed tuff and actually looked to impress Daichi with how she was able to rebound from his attacks. Late in the match Daichi had crushed Mary with various Suplexes but could not seal the deal. Daichi finally hit a Super Vertical Drop Suplex and was able to follow with a three count!
Winner and Still HAWK Young Guns Championship Daichi Hashimoto
Daichi is handed the title.
Heyman: Daichi has done it again!
Graves: This man is an animal! He always manages to win when it counts.
Daffney: I wanted Mary to leave with it, but I have to give credit where credit is OH MY GOD!
Diachi is blindsided by Val Kabious with a Clothesline! Kabious pulls Diachi up then drops him with the Kabious Driver! Kabious grabs the Young Guns title and holds it up high with one boot over Daichi’s chest.
Graves: Could this be the scene from next month?
Heyman: We will see then but we are out of time.
Scene fades to black.