NWA: S&S Get Your Dander Up Janurary 24, 2016
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Scene opens on a packed crowd in Graham Arena Complex in Rochester, Minnesota.
Quackenbush: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Rochester, Minnesota this is NWA Stars & Stripes and it is time to Get Your Dander Up! I am “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush with me is the legendary Jessie “The Body” Ventura.
Ventura: Yes Mike finally “The Body” is back at the announce table where he belongs. And I get to call for an American Company Star & Stripes life is good.
“Stars & Stripes Forever” starts to play in the arena. Marcus Alexander Bagwell and The Patriot walk out to a decent pop from the crowd. Both men walk to the ring. Bagwell takes a mic when he gets to the ring.
Bagwell: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time to get very American!
The crowd pops.
Bagwell: That is what this company is about. All the wrestlers here are American Born and Bred. We gathered the best and somewhat hidden jewels from around the USA. We got them to join us to show the world that even though they are getting hired by all these NWA companies that the USA can still stand on its own two feet and hold its own.
The crowd goes wild. Bagwell hands the mic to Patriot.
Patriot: Friends, Americans, My Country men tonight we take the first step in laying claim to greatness in American wrestling. We start the path to crown our greatest American champions, and one we will crown tonight. We will make you wait no longer let’s get this show on the road.
Bagwell and Patriot leave the ring.
Quackenbush: Well ladies and gentlemen that was the former WCW Tag Team Champions Stars & Stripes which the company takes it name from.
Ventura: Well they were great for nothing else than making this company Mike. They made sure the roster has it all and the card shows it.
Quackenbush: You are right Jesse. Our first match of the night will see six amazing women in the ring in round 1 of the Miss Stars & Stripes competition. Yes like Miss America but with more fighting.
Ventura: Round One is a six woman tag team match. The winning team walks away with a 1 point for each member but the one who gains the fall get an additional point. As for the losing team hey this is America you lose you get nothing.
Quackenbush: Sad but true The women in that match Jessie Kay, Jessie Brooks, and Alexxis Neveah on one team and Mickie Knuckles, Pandora, and Brittany Blake. Match 2 is round 1 of our tag team series. There will be four matches to crown 4 contenders to be entered into a mini tournament to crown the Star & Stripes Tag Team champions. This will also cover out 4th match of the night.
Ventura: Eight teams will be in action, four per match and they are an amazing set. Reunited in Darkness the Former Babyface Fire Shiima Xion and Jason Gory set to follow the false Prophet in Dead Wrestling Society. The you have the brother Flip Kendrick and Louis Lyndon in Aeroform looking to make their impact. The third team reunited and hoping it will feel so good Fire and Soldier Ant of The Colony. The last team in this match unlike the rest does not have that long a history in fact they only started teaming last year the Team of “DarkStar” Matt Taylor and Dezmond Xavier, I call them Star X.
Quackenbush: Interesting name I wonder if they will take the name. What do you have to say on the second match in round 1?
Ventura: Oh I will love it first you have El Hijo De Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr collectively Los Ice Creams. Don’t let the name fool you we looked into it they were both born in America. These guys have been in many scenes but have yet to find the proper magic to be the top dogs but that could change tonight. I was talking about reunions and yet another Jimmy Nutts and Joseph Brooks Team Big League has come to Stars and Stripes. The Colony also throwing another team out there as Silver and Worker Ant team up. The last team in this battle another reunion Up in Smoke Cheech and Cloudy took the indy world by storm years ago and not look to try it once again.
Quackenbush: Colony could face each other very easily in the series for the title, but all these reunions going on could spell the Colony having to wait. All these teams have or have shown their great skills it will not be a slow night. We also have Jigsaw and Delirious one on one.
Ventura: These men have not met many times but they are sure to put on a show, and you know our main event has the S&S title on the line so this match may go a long way to determine a number 1 contender.
Quackenbush: Don’t get ahead of yourself Jesse we have Super Welterweight action tonight in a four corners match.
Ventura: A yes the ones weighing 195lbs and under are in full display. Michael Façade will be in the show he is known and the Neon Ninja. I hope we can go black light for the match. Then we have Coconut Jones he made a name for himself in Upstate Pro Wrestling looking to expand his territory. Then a man that you trained Mike, Shyron on display.
Quackenbush: I look forward to seeing him and his improvement since his last match.
Ventura: Then we have another up and comer Lio Rush of Maryland. This man is ready to make his mark outside of Maryland what better way than Stars & Stripes.
Quackenbush: That is very true and then we have our Main Event and it will be for the Star & Stripes Heavyweight Championship.
Ventura: Six of the top American’s Going head to head to prove the best in the company maybe even the best in NWA.
Quackenbush: Dead Wrestling Societies leader Chance Prophet Jesse you called him the false prophet is in this match looking to make a statement the first night out.
Ventura: That is the best way to do it Mike you take the highest prize the first night out against 5 other top guys it is hard to argue with that.
Quackenbush: We also have my student Icarus will get his shot as well. I have been pushing him for years I look forward to what he will offer Stars & Stripes.
Ventura: We talked about Dead Wrestling Society on display with Prophet, but Team Big League is also coming to the party. “Big League” John McChesney tries to add another title to his resume and put his Team on the map.
Quackenbush: We also have Johnny Gargano, this man has proven time and time again he is worth the price of admission. People come to see him and they are always impressed.
Ventura: We also have Marshe Rockett this guy has been showing fans amazement for years but has been pushed to the side by companies for that same time. Maybe tonight he changes all that and takes the lead.
Quackenbush: Pinkie Sanchez will also be in the match. Not sure what one can say about Pinkie as he is always a wild card so he will add some excitement to the match I am sure.
Ventura: Well let’s get to the first match!
First Round of Miss Star & Stripes Six Woman Tag Team Match
Jessie Kay, Jessie Brook, Alexxis Neveah Vs Pandora, Mickie Knuckles, Brittany Blake
The match was fierce all six women going at each other with vicious fury. When one would go for a pin or submission it was broken up quickly at times by the team mates of the one going for the pin. The end finally came when Pandora connected with “Open The Box” (Run up the opponent then connect with a clothesline) and covered for the 3!
Winners Pandora, Knuckles, Blake
Pandora stands in victory. Knuckles and Blake look on from outside the ring. They are angry but happy they got the win. The scene cuts to the back where we see Buff Bagwell in front of a Stars & Stripes logo.
Buff: Ladies and Gentlemen I forgot one thing to add at the top of the show. You see I have secured the rights to certain titles that will make Stars & Stripes all the better and more American. These titles are the the NWA USA Heavyweight, Cruiserwieght, and Tag Team Championships.
The crowd gives a pop.
Buff: Now you may have thought that the Jigsaw Vs Delirious was just a match, you were wrong. It is to crown the new NWA USA Heavyweight champion. The four way Super Welterweight face off is for the NWA USA Cruiserweight title. Now to decide how to crown the USA Tag titles, well here is a quarter I will leave it to fate. Heads it will be the first Tag Team match. Tails it will be the second.
Buff flips the coin catches it and throws it against the wall.
Buff: Screw fate! In America you make the decisions to get what you want. The Next match will be for the NWA USA Tag Team championship. Now start it.
NWA USA Tag Team Championship
NWA S&S Tag Team Championship Series Elimination Match Round 1
Dead Wrestling Society (Jason Gory/Shiima Xion) Vs Aeroform (Flip Kendrick/Louis Lyndon) Vs The Colony (Fire Ant/Slodier Ant) Vs “Dark Star” Matt Taylor/Dezmond Xavier
The match, being packed with high flyers, was very fast paced and exciting with various wild dives out of the ring. Taylor and Xavier were eliminated first after Xavier missed an elbow drop on Soldier Ant who connected with the TKO for a three. AeroForm went next with Fire Ant hitting the Beachbreak. The Colony could not pull off the final fall as Xion hit the Filipino Destroyer on Fire Ant and Solider was dropped with the Masochistic Healing. Xion would cover for the three count.
Winners and NEW NWA USA Tag Team Champions Dead Wrestling Society
Gory and Xion snatch the titles from the ref then pull Soldier up and drop him with a spike Filipino driver! They pull up Fire Ant and he suffers the same fate. Silver and Worker rush to the ring. They attack Gory and Xion. Chance Prophet comes to the ring and turns the table to the Dead Wrestling Society. Chance drops worker with a Doom Sayer. Silver is dropped with a trio Spike Doom Sayer! All three men stand over the fallen bodies of The Colony. Gory and Xion get down on math put one hand on Soldier and Fire then they lift the titles with their free hand. Chance calls for the mic.
Chance: These ANTS have been crushed. These four were seen as some powerful heroes by you people. Many will say that America is a place of Heroes. Yes many heroes have come from the United States of America, but there have also been Villians. Dead Wrestling Society is here to crush these Heroes that the Patriot and Buffy brought here. In every company the Heroes seem to always be on top. But this is a “Very American Company” and in America the Hero does not always win. Sometimes the Hero is left in a puddle of their own blood, or a pile of ash or rubble on the ground.
Silver starts to show signs of life but Gory and Xion quickly attack him. Façade and Jigsaw rush to the ring. Gory and Xion back off the Ants but stay in the ring. Chance does not move.
Chance: Façade seems no matter where I go I have to run into you. Always the favorite hero coming to save the innocent and crush the wicked. Huh, well that is your right to try. But no matter how much you try I keep standing in your way. Jigsaw, the man trained by Heroes. We have not really battled have we? Façade you and I will meet in the ring here one day but not today. Jigsaw, how about we get Delirious out here and I join you three for the NWA USA title match?
Delirious comes out to the ring and pulls The Colony out Façade and Jigsaw help as DWS wait in the ring. Delirious and Jigsaw stare into the ring. Patriot comes out with a mic.
Patriot: Prophet get out the ring. This match is one on one.
Buff walks out and takes the mic from Patriot.
Buff: Now now Patriot wait a moment. Prophet raises a good point about this. In America we have heroes and villains and the villain can win from time to time. So let’s test it two heroes and one Villian. If he wins he goes into the main event title over his shoulder if he loses he doesn’t walk into the main event.
The crowd agrees. Patriot nods his head.
NWA USA Heavyweight Championship
Jigsaw Vs Delirious Vs Chance Prophet
Delirious and Jigsaw both quickly rushed at Prophet keeping him on the fence with various double teams and vicious strike combinations. However late in the match Delirious was taken out but a running Yakuza kick from Jigsaw after Prophet dodged it. Prophet would follow up with a Doom Sayer for a three on Jigsaw.
Winner and New NWA USA Heavyweight Champion Chance Prophet
Prophet is joined in the ring by Gory and Xion. All three men clear the ring. The DWS hold their titles high in the air much to the dismay of the crowd. Scene cuts to the back where we see John McChesney, Jimmy Nutts, and Joseph Brooks.
John: Well the night has already been eventful and Team Big League has yet to take the stage. Now as many of you know me and Jimmy have been at odds lately but we have decided to bury the hatchet and move on to bigger better things. We are taking the bull by the horns. Jimmy and Joseph will win their match take one of the spots in the final four and I will take the S&S title in my match.
Icarus and Los Ice Creams walks into the scene.
Icarus: Johnny do you honestly believe you can beat me? Your boys honestly believe they can beat Los Ice Creams? These guys have been a tag team for years, never breaking or letting a squabble break them up. Your boys are just reuniting here. You may have been in a few companies but I am World known. If you guys really think you have a chance you are crazy.
John: Get over yourself Icarus this is not your blessed CHIKARA. Here you have to prove yourself on a whole new scale. Plus you haven’t had me one on one I think ever so how can you say you got me?
Icarus: I have beaten better than you. But fine I’ll leave it to the ring. Heck one guy has already taken himself out with the getting one match early so I will have plenty of chance to take you out in the ring.
Icarus and Los Ice Creams leave the scene. Scene cuts back to the ring.
NWA S&S Tag Team Championship Series Elimination Match Round 1
Los Ice Creams (El Hijo De Ice Cream/Ice Cream Jr.) Vs Team Big League (Jimmy Nutts/Joseph Brooks) Vs Up In Smoke (Cheech & Cloudy) Vs The Colony (Silver Ant/Worker Ant)
The Colony was eliminated quickly by team Big league when after a few minutes Nutts locked Worker in a Triangle Choke for a submission. The match would go on for while after with Los Ice Creams using speed and antics that Cheech & Cloudy played along with. Nutts and Brooks wanted none of the theatrics and quickly put a stop to them various times. Cloudy was eventually done in by the antics as Ice Cream Jr hit the Sprinkle Bomb for a three. Later Nutts had Jr in the Triangle choke but Hijo took out Brooks with a diving hip attack then dropped hits on Nutts to break the hold. Jr and Hijo then pull Nutts up and drop him with a Sprinkle Bomb Hip Attack Combo that led to a three.
Winners Los Ice Creams
Los Ice Creams exit the ring and lift their hands in victory. Brooks and Nutts look out from the ring and Los ice Creams party for their victory.
Ventura: Well for all the talk Big League had before the match they came up short.
Quackenbush: Well like Icarus said Los Ice Creams have been a solid team for over a decade and they showed that they can hold their own. But next we have the match for the NWA USA Cruiserweight championship. And we have our own Zia Danger with all four men in the match.
Scene cuts to the back where Zia Danger is with Lio Rush, Shynron, Façade, and Coconut Jones.
Zia: I am here with Lio Rush, Façade, Coconut Jones and Shynron. Guys you thought tonight was just gonna be a showcase and now it turns into a match for the NWA USA Cruiserweight Championship what are your guy’s thoughts on this change.
Shynron: My thoughts we come her just thinking we are getting a match to just show off then we get told no it is for a title. I am stoked about this and when I walk away with that title.
Jones: Whoa Whoa, first of all you look stupid. Second who says you are walking away with the USA Cruiserweight title? If anyone is getting it that would be me. I got the skills and experience to win against all three of you.
Lio: Hey wait a minute. Don’t sell me short because I have been chilling in Maryland. I am a hot commodity right now. More than all three of you.
Three three argue and walk off scree leaving Zia and Façade.
Zia: Your thoughts Façade.
Façade: This is the one title match that Dead Wrestling Society doesn’t have their hands in. Will I take the title, I am not sure. But I can tell you this Dead Wrestling Society walks away with nothing else tonight.
Façade walks off screen. Scene cuts back to Quakcenbush and Ventura.
Quackenbush: Well Façade seems more focused on Dead Wrestling Society than with his match for the USA Cruiserweight title.
Ventura: Mike that is a bad place to be. Façade needs his head in the match. Focus on Society another show, another day. You are not going against three Green Horns fresh out of training all of these men have been trained and battle tested. You go in halfhearted you are gonna have a worse problem than losing.
NWA USA Cruiserweight Championship
Façade Vs Shynron Vs Coconut Jones Vs Lio Rush
The match was fast passed and high impact. It featured many great dives outside the ring. Near the end of the match Jones accidently knocked out the ref. Lio would follow up with a Super Kick knocking Jones out of the ring. Gory and Xion came out to the walk way which caught the attention of Façade. Lio looks on as Shynron is getting to his feet outside the ring. Prophet rushed in and attacked Lio and Facde. Gory and Xion blindsided Shynron. Xion took out Shynron with a Lust to Dust! Gory took out Lio with a Super Masochistic Healing! Prophet dropped Façade with a Doom Sayer then pulled him up and dropped him with a three man Spike Doom Sayer! Prophet, Gory, and Xion walk away. Jones finally coming to looks in the ring seeing Lio and Façade out cold. The ref comes to as Jones slides into the ring. Jones hits a Coconut Crunch on a rebounding Lio for a three count.
Winner and New NWA USA Cruiserweight Champion Coconut Jones
Jones is handed the title the mounts the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Quackenbush: How can you be satisfied with that kind of victory?
Ventura: Mike a win is a win, title or not. Jones is the NWA USA Cruiserweight champion now. He took advantage of a situation and came out on top like a true American.
Scene cuts back to Pinkie Sanchez, Johnny Gargano, and Marshe Rockett are standing with Zia Danger.
Zia: All right guys you are the only three who have not weighed in on the S&S heavyweight title match. What is your thoughts on it?
Marshe: To quote a famous commercial, “I’m Lovin it!” Getting a shot at a top prize the first outing of a show is amazing. Now I am in the top tier where I should have been from the start. I plan to take full advantage and take that title home tonight.
Gargano: Well I have proven myself in various countries. Also many companies have had me as their champion. So I know I can win the title here tonight.
Marshe: You can’t get past me tonight Johnny boy. I got this win tonight. It is time for the Rockett.
Gargano: Yeah right I have this “little Man.”
Gargano and Marshe argue and walk off. Zia pans the mic to Pinkie.
Pinkie: You know in every single company I have worked for they use me as a side show. As a joke. Despite the FACT that this will be my twelfth year in the business in May. Since I am treated like this I have to always sit in the back ground and be passed over. Quack and Jesse don’t think I didn’t notice we have monitors in the back. You guys had pride and A LOT to say about everyone in this match then you glanced over me. Well I am tired of being glanced over. I am TIRED of being in the back ground. I am coming to the front. I am coming for the Stars & Stripes championship. When I take that you guys will never EVER glance over me again.
Pinkie walks off screen and the shot cuts to the ring.
NWA Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship
Chance Prophet Vs Icarus Vs Marshe Rockett Vs Pinkie Sanchez Vs Johnny Gargano Vs John McChesney
Everyone was focused on taking out Prophet this lead to a battle of who was gonna beat Chance. As the match went on the five forgot about Chance. Some dive spots occurred and many massive slams stunned the crowd. Façade came out while the ref was not looking and cracked a Signapore Cane over the back of Chance’s head taking him out of the match.The end came when Gargano and Sanchez were along in the ring all others were battling outside of the ring or were out cold. Gargano went for the Hurts Donut but Sanchez twisted out and connected with a Burning SnickleFritz and got the three from it.
Winner and FIRST NWA STARS & STRIPES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION PINKIE SANCHEZ
Sanchez gets to his knees and is handed the title. Sanchez kisses the title and hugs it. Sanchez gets to his feet and holds the title up to the delight of the crowd.
Quackenbush: Ladies and gentlemen Pinkie Sanchez is your First Stars & Stripes Champion!
Ventura: I underestimated him Mike and I admit that. He pulled out an impressive victory and won it all. I will never underestimate this man again.
Quackebush: That is all the time we have till next time I am Mike Quackenbush for Jesse Ventura Good night.
Scene fades to black with Pinkie Sanchez holding the title high with a smile on his face.
Quackenbush: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to Rochester, Minnesota this is NWA Stars & Stripes and it is time to Get Your Dander Up! I am “Lightning” Mike Quackenbush with me is the legendary Jessie “The Body” Ventura.
Ventura: Yes Mike finally “The Body” is back at the announce table where he belongs. And I get to call for an American Company Star & Stripes life is good.
“Stars & Stripes Forever” starts to play in the arena. Marcus Alexander Bagwell and The Patriot walk out to a decent pop from the crowd. Both men walk to the ring. Bagwell takes a mic when he gets to the ring.
Bagwell: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time to get very American!
The crowd pops.
Bagwell: That is what this company is about. All the wrestlers here are American Born and Bred. We gathered the best and somewhat hidden jewels from around the USA. We got them to join us to show the world that even though they are getting hired by all these NWA companies that the USA can still stand on its own two feet and hold its own.
The crowd goes wild. Bagwell hands the mic to Patriot.
Patriot: Friends, Americans, My Country men tonight we take the first step in laying claim to greatness in American wrestling. We start the path to crown our greatest American champions, and one we will crown tonight. We will make you wait no longer let’s get this show on the road.
Bagwell and Patriot leave the ring.
Quackenbush: Well ladies and gentlemen that was the former WCW Tag Team Champions Stars & Stripes which the company takes it name from.
Ventura: Well they were great for nothing else than making this company Mike. They made sure the roster has it all and the card shows it.
Quackenbush: You are right Jesse. Our first match of the night will see six amazing women in the ring in round 1 of the Miss Stars & Stripes competition. Yes like Miss America but with more fighting.
Ventura: Round One is a six woman tag team match. The winning team walks away with a 1 point for each member but the one who gains the fall get an additional point. As for the losing team hey this is America you lose you get nothing.
Quackenbush: Sad but true The women in that match Jessie Kay, Jessie Brooks, and Alexxis Neveah on one team and Mickie Knuckles, Pandora, and Brittany Blake. Match 2 is round 1 of our tag team series. There will be four matches to crown 4 contenders to be entered into a mini tournament to crown the Star & Stripes Tag Team champions. This will also cover out 4th match of the night.
Ventura: Eight teams will be in action, four per match and they are an amazing set. Reunited in Darkness the Former Babyface Fire Shiima Xion and Jason Gory set to follow the false Prophet in Dead Wrestling Society. The you have the brother Flip Kendrick and Louis Lyndon in Aeroform looking to make their impact. The third team reunited and hoping it will feel so good Fire and Soldier Ant of The Colony. The last team in this match unlike the rest does not have that long a history in fact they only started teaming last year the Team of “DarkStar” Matt Taylor and Dezmond Xavier, I call them Star X.
Quackenbush: Interesting name I wonder if they will take the name. What do you have to say on the second match in round 1?
Ventura: Oh I will love it first you have El Hijo De Ice Cream and Ice Cream Jr collectively Los Ice Creams. Don’t let the name fool you we looked into it they were both born in America. These guys have been in many scenes but have yet to find the proper magic to be the top dogs but that could change tonight. I was talking about reunions and yet another Jimmy Nutts and Joseph Brooks Team Big League has come to Stars and Stripes. The Colony also throwing another team out there as Silver and Worker Ant team up. The last team in this battle another reunion Up in Smoke Cheech and Cloudy took the indy world by storm years ago and not look to try it once again.
Quackenbush: Colony could face each other very easily in the series for the title, but all these reunions going on could spell the Colony having to wait. All these teams have or have shown their great skills it will not be a slow night. We also have Jigsaw and Delirious one on one.
Ventura: These men have not met many times but they are sure to put on a show, and you know our main event has the S&S title on the line so this match may go a long way to determine a number 1 contender.
Quackenbush: Don’t get ahead of yourself Jesse we have Super Welterweight action tonight in a four corners match.
Ventura: A yes the ones weighing 195lbs and under are in full display. Michael Façade will be in the show he is known and the Neon Ninja. I hope we can go black light for the match. Then we have Coconut Jones he made a name for himself in Upstate Pro Wrestling looking to expand his territory. Then a man that you trained Mike, Shyron on display.
Quackenbush: I look forward to seeing him and his improvement since his last match.
Ventura: Then we have another up and comer Lio Rush of Maryland. This man is ready to make his mark outside of Maryland what better way than Stars & Stripes.
Quackenbush: That is very true and then we have our Main Event and it will be for the Star & Stripes Heavyweight Championship.
Ventura: Six of the top American’s Going head to head to prove the best in the company maybe even the best in NWA.
Quackenbush: Dead Wrestling Societies leader Chance Prophet Jesse you called him the false prophet is in this match looking to make a statement the first night out.
Ventura: That is the best way to do it Mike you take the highest prize the first night out against 5 other top guys it is hard to argue with that.
Quackenbush: We also have my student Icarus will get his shot as well. I have been pushing him for years I look forward to what he will offer Stars & Stripes.
Ventura: We talked about Dead Wrestling Society on display with Prophet, but Team Big League is also coming to the party. “Big League” John McChesney tries to add another title to his resume and put his Team on the map.
Quackenbush: We also have Johnny Gargano, this man has proven time and time again he is worth the price of admission. People come to see him and they are always impressed.
Ventura: We also have Marshe Rockett this guy has been showing fans amazement for years but has been pushed to the side by companies for that same time. Maybe tonight he changes all that and takes the lead.
Quackenbush: Pinkie Sanchez will also be in the match. Not sure what one can say about Pinkie as he is always a wild card so he will add some excitement to the match I am sure.
Ventura: Well let’s get to the first match!
First Round of Miss Star & Stripes Six Woman Tag Team Match
Jessie Kay, Jessie Brook, Alexxis Neveah Vs Pandora, Mickie Knuckles, Brittany Blake
The match was fierce all six women going at each other with vicious fury. When one would go for a pin or submission it was broken up quickly at times by the team mates of the one going for the pin. The end finally came when Pandora connected with “Open The Box” (Run up the opponent then connect with a clothesline) and covered for the 3!
Winners Pandora, Knuckles, Blake
Pandora stands in victory. Knuckles and Blake look on from outside the ring. They are angry but happy they got the win. The scene cuts to the back where we see Buff Bagwell in front of a Stars & Stripes logo.
Buff: Ladies and Gentlemen I forgot one thing to add at the top of the show. You see I have secured the rights to certain titles that will make Stars & Stripes all the better and more American. These titles are the the NWA USA Heavyweight, Cruiserwieght, and Tag Team Championships.
The crowd gives a pop.
Buff: Now you may have thought that the Jigsaw Vs Delirious was just a match, you were wrong. It is to crown the new NWA USA Heavyweight champion. The four way Super Welterweight face off is for the NWA USA Cruiserweight title. Now to decide how to crown the USA Tag titles, well here is a quarter I will leave it to fate. Heads it will be the first Tag Team match. Tails it will be the second.
Buff flips the coin catches it and throws it against the wall.
Buff: Screw fate! In America you make the decisions to get what you want. The Next match will be for the NWA USA Tag Team championship. Now start it.
NWA USA Tag Team Championship
NWA S&S Tag Team Championship Series Elimination Match Round 1
Dead Wrestling Society (Jason Gory/Shiima Xion) Vs Aeroform (Flip Kendrick/Louis Lyndon) Vs The Colony (Fire Ant/Slodier Ant) Vs “Dark Star” Matt Taylor/Dezmond Xavier
The match, being packed with high flyers, was very fast paced and exciting with various wild dives out of the ring. Taylor and Xavier were eliminated first after Xavier missed an elbow drop on Soldier Ant who connected with the TKO for a three. AeroForm went next with Fire Ant hitting the Beachbreak. The Colony could not pull off the final fall as Xion hit the Filipino Destroyer on Fire Ant and Solider was dropped with the Masochistic Healing. Xion would cover for the three count.
Winners and NEW NWA USA Tag Team Champions Dead Wrestling Society
Gory and Xion snatch the titles from the ref then pull Soldier up and drop him with a spike Filipino driver! They pull up Fire Ant and he suffers the same fate. Silver and Worker rush to the ring. They attack Gory and Xion. Chance Prophet comes to the ring and turns the table to the Dead Wrestling Society. Chance drops worker with a Doom Sayer. Silver is dropped with a trio Spike Doom Sayer! All three men stand over the fallen bodies of The Colony. Gory and Xion get down on math put one hand on Soldier and Fire then they lift the titles with their free hand. Chance calls for the mic.
Chance: These ANTS have been crushed. These four were seen as some powerful heroes by you people. Many will say that America is a place of Heroes. Yes many heroes have come from the United States of America, but there have also been Villians. Dead Wrestling Society is here to crush these Heroes that the Patriot and Buffy brought here. In every company the Heroes seem to always be on top. But this is a “Very American Company” and in America the Hero does not always win. Sometimes the Hero is left in a puddle of their own blood, or a pile of ash or rubble on the ground.
Silver starts to show signs of life but Gory and Xion quickly attack him. Façade and Jigsaw rush to the ring. Gory and Xion back off the Ants but stay in the ring. Chance does not move.
Chance: Façade seems no matter where I go I have to run into you. Always the favorite hero coming to save the innocent and crush the wicked. Huh, well that is your right to try. But no matter how much you try I keep standing in your way. Jigsaw, the man trained by Heroes. We have not really battled have we? Façade you and I will meet in the ring here one day but not today. Jigsaw, how about we get Delirious out here and I join you three for the NWA USA title match?
Delirious comes out to the ring and pulls The Colony out Façade and Jigsaw help as DWS wait in the ring. Delirious and Jigsaw stare into the ring. Patriot comes out with a mic.
Patriot: Prophet get out the ring. This match is one on one.
Buff walks out and takes the mic from Patriot.
Buff: Now now Patriot wait a moment. Prophet raises a good point about this. In America we have heroes and villains and the villain can win from time to time. So let’s test it two heroes and one Villian. If he wins he goes into the main event title over his shoulder if he loses he doesn’t walk into the main event.
The crowd agrees. Patriot nods his head.
NWA USA Heavyweight Championship
Jigsaw Vs Delirious Vs Chance Prophet
Delirious and Jigsaw both quickly rushed at Prophet keeping him on the fence with various double teams and vicious strike combinations. However late in the match Delirious was taken out but a running Yakuza kick from Jigsaw after Prophet dodged it. Prophet would follow up with a Doom Sayer for a three on Jigsaw.
Winner and New NWA USA Heavyweight Champion Chance Prophet
Prophet is joined in the ring by Gory and Xion. All three men clear the ring. The DWS hold their titles high in the air much to the dismay of the crowd. Scene cuts to the back where we see John McChesney, Jimmy Nutts, and Joseph Brooks.
John: Well the night has already been eventful and Team Big League has yet to take the stage. Now as many of you know me and Jimmy have been at odds lately but we have decided to bury the hatchet and move on to bigger better things. We are taking the bull by the horns. Jimmy and Joseph will win their match take one of the spots in the final four and I will take the S&S title in my match.
Icarus and Los Ice Creams walks into the scene.
Icarus: Johnny do you honestly believe you can beat me? Your boys honestly believe they can beat Los Ice Creams? These guys have been a tag team for years, never breaking or letting a squabble break them up. Your boys are just reuniting here. You may have been in a few companies but I am World known. If you guys really think you have a chance you are crazy.
John: Get over yourself Icarus this is not your blessed CHIKARA. Here you have to prove yourself on a whole new scale. Plus you haven’t had me one on one I think ever so how can you say you got me?
Icarus: I have beaten better than you. But fine I’ll leave it to the ring. Heck one guy has already taken himself out with the getting one match early so I will have plenty of chance to take you out in the ring.
Icarus and Los Ice Creams leave the scene. Scene cuts back to the ring.
NWA S&S Tag Team Championship Series Elimination Match Round 1
Los Ice Creams (El Hijo De Ice Cream/Ice Cream Jr.) Vs Team Big League (Jimmy Nutts/Joseph Brooks) Vs Up In Smoke (Cheech & Cloudy) Vs The Colony (Silver Ant/Worker Ant)
The Colony was eliminated quickly by team Big league when after a few minutes Nutts locked Worker in a Triangle Choke for a submission. The match would go on for while after with Los Ice Creams using speed and antics that Cheech & Cloudy played along with. Nutts and Brooks wanted none of the theatrics and quickly put a stop to them various times. Cloudy was eventually done in by the antics as Ice Cream Jr hit the Sprinkle Bomb for a three. Later Nutts had Jr in the Triangle choke but Hijo took out Brooks with a diving hip attack then dropped hits on Nutts to break the hold. Jr and Hijo then pull Nutts up and drop him with a Sprinkle Bomb Hip Attack Combo that led to a three.
Winners Los Ice Creams
Los Ice Creams exit the ring and lift their hands in victory. Brooks and Nutts look out from the ring and Los ice Creams party for their victory.
Ventura: Well for all the talk Big League had before the match they came up short.
Quackenbush: Well like Icarus said Los Ice Creams have been a solid team for over a decade and they showed that they can hold their own. But next we have the match for the NWA USA Cruiserweight championship. And we have our own Zia Danger with all four men in the match.
Scene cuts to the back where Zia Danger is with Lio Rush, Shynron, Façade, and Coconut Jones.
Zia: I am here with Lio Rush, Façade, Coconut Jones and Shynron. Guys you thought tonight was just gonna be a showcase and now it turns into a match for the NWA USA Cruiserweight Championship what are your guy’s thoughts on this change.
Shynron: My thoughts we come her just thinking we are getting a match to just show off then we get told no it is for a title. I am stoked about this and when I walk away with that title.
Jones: Whoa Whoa, first of all you look stupid. Second who says you are walking away with the USA Cruiserweight title? If anyone is getting it that would be me. I got the skills and experience to win against all three of you.
Lio: Hey wait a minute. Don’t sell me short because I have been chilling in Maryland. I am a hot commodity right now. More than all three of you.
Three three argue and walk off scree leaving Zia and Façade.
Zia: Your thoughts Façade.
Façade: This is the one title match that Dead Wrestling Society doesn’t have their hands in. Will I take the title, I am not sure. But I can tell you this Dead Wrestling Society walks away with nothing else tonight.
Façade walks off screen. Scene cuts back to Quakcenbush and Ventura.
Quackenbush: Well Façade seems more focused on Dead Wrestling Society than with his match for the USA Cruiserweight title.
Ventura: Mike that is a bad place to be. Façade needs his head in the match. Focus on Society another show, another day. You are not going against three Green Horns fresh out of training all of these men have been trained and battle tested. You go in halfhearted you are gonna have a worse problem than losing.
NWA USA Cruiserweight Championship
Façade Vs Shynron Vs Coconut Jones Vs Lio Rush
The match was fast passed and high impact. It featured many great dives outside the ring. Near the end of the match Jones accidently knocked out the ref. Lio would follow up with a Super Kick knocking Jones out of the ring. Gory and Xion came out to the walk way which caught the attention of Façade. Lio looks on as Shynron is getting to his feet outside the ring. Prophet rushed in and attacked Lio and Facde. Gory and Xion blindsided Shynron. Xion took out Shynron with a Lust to Dust! Gory took out Lio with a Super Masochistic Healing! Prophet dropped Façade with a Doom Sayer then pulled him up and dropped him with a three man Spike Doom Sayer! Prophet, Gory, and Xion walk away. Jones finally coming to looks in the ring seeing Lio and Façade out cold. The ref comes to as Jones slides into the ring. Jones hits a Coconut Crunch on a rebounding Lio for a three count.
Winner and New NWA USA Cruiserweight Champion Coconut Jones
Jones is handed the title the mounts the turnbuckle to a mixed reaction from the crowd.
Quackenbush: How can you be satisfied with that kind of victory?
Ventura: Mike a win is a win, title or not. Jones is the NWA USA Cruiserweight champion now. He took advantage of a situation and came out on top like a true American.
Scene cuts back to Pinkie Sanchez, Johnny Gargano, and Marshe Rockett are standing with Zia Danger.
Zia: All right guys you are the only three who have not weighed in on the S&S heavyweight title match. What is your thoughts on it?
Marshe: To quote a famous commercial, “I’m Lovin it!” Getting a shot at a top prize the first outing of a show is amazing. Now I am in the top tier where I should have been from the start. I plan to take full advantage and take that title home tonight.
Gargano: Well I have proven myself in various countries. Also many companies have had me as their champion. So I know I can win the title here tonight.
Marshe: You can’t get past me tonight Johnny boy. I got this win tonight. It is time for the Rockett.
Gargano: Yeah right I have this “little Man.”
Gargano and Marshe argue and walk off. Zia pans the mic to Pinkie.
Pinkie: You know in every single company I have worked for they use me as a side show. As a joke. Despite the FACT that this will be my twelfth year in the business in May. Since I am treated like this I have to always sit in the back ground and be passed over. Quack and Jesse don’t think I didn’t notice we have monitors in the back. You guys had pride and A LOT to say about everyone in this match then you glanced over me. Well I am tired of being glanced over. I am TIRED of being in the back ground. I am coming to the front. I am coming for the Stars & Stripes championship. When I take that you guys will never EVER glance over me again.
Pinkie walks off screen and the shot cuts to the ring.
NWA Stars & Stripes Heavyweight Championship
Chance Prophet Vs Icarus Vs Marshe Rockett Vs Pinkie Sanchez Vs Johnny Gargano Vs John McChesney
Everyone was focused on taking out Prophet this lead to a battle of who was gonna beat Chance. As the match went on the five forgot about Chance. Some dive spots occurred and many massive slams stunned the crowd. Façade came out while the ref was not looking and cracked a Signapore Cane over the back of Chance’s head taking him out of the match.The end came when Gargano and Sanchez were along in the ring all others were battling outside of the ring or were out cold. Gargano went for the Hurts Donut but Sanchez twisted out and connected with a Burning SnickleFritz and got the three from it.
Winner and FIRST NWA STARS & STRIPES HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION PINKIE SANCHEZ
Sanchez gets to his knees and is handed the title. Sanchez kisses the title and hugs it. Sanchez gets to his feet and holds the title up to the delight of the crowd.
Quackenbush: Ladies and gentlemen Pinkie Sanchez is your First Stars & Stripes Champion!
Ventura: I underestimated him Mike and I admit that. He pulled out an impressive victory and won it all. I will never underestimate this man again.
Quackebush: That is all the time we have till next time I am Mike Quackenbush for Jesse Ventura Good night.
Scene fades to black with Pinkie Sanchez holding the title high with a smile on his face.