Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Jan 8, 2016 14:01:41 GMT -5
The episode opened with footage of Kairi Hojo winning the NWA: Show Time Women's Championship last week, along with the follow-up New Year's celebration as the episode concluded.
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Show Time Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli! With me, as always, is the bevy of beauties known as Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow! Ladies, last week was a monumental episode! For the first time since our company opened, someone other than Manami Toyota finished the night as the champion! Kairi Hojo defeated Io Shirai inside a steel cage in one of the greatest matches I have ever seen, male or female!"
Melissa Santos: "I agree. I have never seen a match with such drama and excitement. I literally could not take my eyes off of it."
Noel Harlow: "That set the tone for how I expect 2016 to go in NWA: Show Time. The ladies division is on fire!"
Miceli: "We've got another good one for you today. The much-anticipated arrival of hot young luchadora Sexy Flor will happen. She will be in action in a few short minutes. But, first, Chanel is standing by inside the 'office' of 'Joshi Mafia.' Chanel, be careful in there!"
Chanel: "I'm here with the members of 'Joshi Mafia.' As you can see, they are flanking the newly-unveiled 'Boss,' Manami Toyota. Ladies, much has taken place in your organization over the last couple of weeks. First of all, you cleverly swerved the wrestling world by hiding Manami's identity for months. Secondly, she immediately retired. But, before she did that, she kicked Mika Nagano out of the group. Can someone explain the chaos that surrounds 'Joshi Mafia' at the moment?"
Awesome Kong: "I will be speaking on behalf of 'The Boss,' since you people refuse to learn Japanese! 'The Boss' says that she retired because there is nothing left to prove for her in this company. She has defeated everyone on the roster at least once, including all of us. Being in the ring and continually winning became boring. 'The Boss' wanted to dominate from a different point of view, so she decided to reveal herself as our leader and run our business without having to be encumbered by wrestling. As far as Mika goes, she was handed the Femme Fatales Championship and could not hang onto it. She was handed the Bantamweight Championship and could not hold onto that. Mika Nagano was given every opportunity to succeed in this group. We took a risk in bringing her on. 'Joshi Mafia' is filled with championship caliber athletes. Mika did not cut it, so we cut her."
Chanel: "You also kicked out 'Candy Crush' months ago, and they're two-time Tag Team Champions."
Kong: "They were 'soft.' They could not handle the 'hard labor' when it was assigned to them. We need women who don't mind getting their hands dirty or their nails broken. Kairi and Chelsea were too prissy and too whiny."
Chanel: "Well, Kairi certainly got down and dirty last week when she defeated Io Shirai for the Women's Championship."
Kong: "That never should have happened! Manami Toyota is the greatest of all time! She earned the right to hand-pick a new champion. Io is the best young talent in the business. She deserved the title. The Commissioners stole it from her and made her compete in a match she was not ready for! It's a conspiracy against 'Joshi Mafia!' Don't think we're going to roll over and take this lying down! 'Joshi Mafia' is not done with Aikawa or Kakimoto!"
Chanel: "Am I hearing you correctly? Are you planning on going after our Commissioners? They are not wrestlers."
Kong: "When 'The Boss' tells us to go after someone, we do it. We ask no questions. As far as our plans for the Commissioners, I'm not saying we will attack them, but I'm not saying we won't. We never tip our hands before it's time. Sufficed to say, 2016 will be the year of 'Joshi Mafia!' Yumi Ohka and that TV Title are not safe. Eve Torres and the Bantamweight Championship aren't safe. The tag Titles aren't safe. The Women's Championship is as good as ours! We will own every piece of hardware this company has to offer very soon!"
Chanel: "Strong words from a strong group. Madusa, back to you."
Miceli: "I'm not sure, but I think that Commissioner Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto might want to watch their back, along with every champion in the company!"
Santos: "We've always known that 'Joshi Mafia' meant business, and they've never gotten along with the Commissioners, but it seems to be getting awfully personal."
Harlow: "Exactly. The lines between business and personal just became blurred."
Miceli: "Fans, when we return, we'll see the debut of Sexy Flor! Stick around!"
Miceli: "We're back. Nina, take it away with the introductions to our first match!"
Match One ~ Sexy Flor vs. Bastet of "Belleza Escondido"
This one was short and sweet. Flor is as lithe and athletic as she is beautiful. She lit into Bastet from the beginning, hitting a swinging "Hurricanrana," a "Tilt-a-Whirl Backbreaker," and a standing "Reverse Hurricanrana" into a head plant for the victory.
Winner = Sexy Flor by pinfall in 1:08
Bastet was beside herself. She was imploring the referee to re-start the match, exclaiming that she had gotten her shoulders up at two (which was not the case). Lluvia came to the ring and grabbed a microphone.
Lluvia: "Eso fue impresionante! Usted vencer a uno de mis mejores! ¿Le gustaría unirse 'Belleza Escondido' en este momento (That was impressive! You beat one of my best! Would you like to join 'Belleza Escondido' right now)?" {Melissa Santos interpreted from commentary}
Before Sexy Flor could answer, Bastet jerked the microphone away from her.
Bastet: "¡¿Qué ?! La estás dejando entrar, al igual que?! No, no, no! Déjame tener de ella una vez más! El ganador es! El perdedor es fuera! (What?! You're letting her in, just like that?! No, no, no! Let me have her one more time! The winner is in! The loser is out)!" {Melissa Santos interpreted from commentary}
Sexy Flor: "Sí , perra! (Yes, b----)!" {no need for interpretation}
Miceli: "Ladies, we have a bonus match! Ring that bell, referee!"
Match Two ~ Sexy Flor vs. Bastet
This result took longer to attain, but it was a repeat performance from Flor. This time, she hit the "Reverse Hurricanrana" from the top, spiking Bastet headlong, and nearly through, the canvas.
Winner = Sexy Flor by pinfall in 6:22
Flor celebrated with the fans while Lluvia attempted to console Bastet. When she came to her senses, Bastet shoved Lluvia down onto her backside and stormed off. Crazy Star actually stopped Bastet in the ringside walkway, whispered something to her, and the two walked off together.
Miceli: "Wow! What a debut for Sexy Flor! She won two matches and immediately became part of 'Belleza Escondido,' which boasts an impressive array of lucha talent!"
Santos: "Sexy Flor is highly regarded, coming from CMLL. She has really made waves, both as a wrestlers and a popular sports model."
Harlow: "She's made quite an impression on us today! That's for sure. I guess poor Bastet is out in the cold."
Miceli: "I'm interested to know what Crazy Star said to her. It seemed to calm her right down. Anyway, let's take a break and we'll be back with a word from Commissioner Yuzuki Aikawa."
Miceli: "We're back! Chanel is standing by in center ring with Commissioner Aikawa and Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto. Chanel, take it away!"
Chanel: "Our Commissioners have requested this time to make a special announcement. Commissioner Aikawa, what would you like to say?"
Yuzuki Aikawa: "The events of last week's broadcast have changed the face of the women's division. We have a new Women's Champion, in Kairi Hojo. She is also one-half of the reigning Women's Tag Team Champions. We applaud the effort she has given recently, in proudly defending both championships. However, Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto and I both agree that one person cannot be tied up with two separate championship in a division as large as ours. There is so much competition for so few titles. In the interest of fairness, we spoke with Ms. Hojo and Ms. Diamond earlier today. We would like to bring them out at this time."
"Candy Crush" came to the ring to a big ovation with all of their hardware en tow.
Aikawa: "After speaking with Ms. Hojo and Ms. Diamond, they have both agreed that they should relinquish the Tag Team Championship so that Ms. Hojo may concentrate on defending them Women's Championship proudly and without distraction. Now, last week, we had a number one contenders match for these Tag Team Titles. The match was won by "The Jumonji Sisters," Sachiko and Chisako. I would like for them to come out at this time."
"The Jumonji Sisters" made their way to the ring to another strong ovation.
Aikawa: "Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto and I have conferred and hereby make the following proclamation: because 'The Jumonji SIsters' defeated seven other teams last week and come to NWA: Show Time as a highly-decorated tag team, they will be awarded the Women's Tag Team Championship, effective immediately."
Miceli: "Whoa! That's big news!"
"Candy Crush" presented "The Jumonji Sisters" with the NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship belts and the four shook hands.
"Joshi Mafia" came out to a chorus of boos. Awesome Kong grabbed a microphone from ring announcer Nina Samuels.
Kong: "Wait just a minute, here! You mean to tell me that 'The Boss' can't relinquish her belt to Io Shirai, but you can just hand it over to two people who have been in this company for five minutes?! What kind of double standard is that?!"
Aikawa: "It is not a double standard at all. Manami Toyota did not consult us before attempting to give her championship away. She showed no regard for it. Ms. Shirai had not truly earned the right to be given a championship. Every victory she had over Ms. Hojo was tainted. 'The Jumonji Sisters' went through four established teams and earned the right to be called champions. Our decision is final."
Kong: "We'll see about that! Hey, 'Jumonjis,' if you can understand English, why don't you defend those titles against us right now?!"
Sachiko Jumonji: "We speak-a 'Engrish.' We not afraid of you! You want title match? My sister and I beat any of you right now!"
Kong: "Fine!"
Awesome Kong consults with Manami Toyota and Aja Kong off the microphone.
Kong: "'The Boss' says you will defend those belts against 'Sadistic Tails'--Kana and Mio Shirai!"
Chisako Jumonji: "Come on!"
Fuka Kakimoto: "We will allow. Start the match!"
Match Three ~ NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship ~ "The Jumonji Sisters"--Sachiko & Chisako vs. "Sadistic Tails"--Kana & Mio Shirai
"Candy Crush" remained at ringside in an attempt to even the odds a bit. This match broke down into a de facto "Lumberjill" match, with everyone outside the ring jockeying for position. Kana and Mio controlled much of the action, as they have been a duo for several years, off and on. Kana cinched in her "Kana Lock" on Chisako, but she fought her way to the ropes for the break. Eventually, the "Jumonjis" hit the "Jumonji Drop" (assisted standing "Shiranui") on Mio, but "Joshi Mafia" stormed the ring to cause a disqualification.
Winners and STILL NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Champions = "The Jumonji Sisters" by disqualification in 17:29
"Candy Crush" joined the fight and it quickly became a "pier-six brawl," as Gordon Solie would say. The "WAVE" and "Stardom Strong" factions both sprinted to the ring. This tipped the odds in the heroes' favor. All of "Joshi Mafia" fled the ring like scalded dogs, except for O.D.B., who was trapped. She took the "Jumonji Drop," followed by Hojo's "Flying Elbow Drop," before she was dragged out of the ring by her stable mates. Manami Toyota berated Commissioners Aikawa and Kakimoto in Japanese. Awesome Kong was standing behind her, wild-eyed, yelling, "Next week! We have something for you next week!"
Miceli: "What a scene we have out here! I don't know if I want to come out of retirement or stay in it!"
Santos: "This situation is crazy right now!"
Harlow: "There are bodies flying around, people are screaming in different languages, and the fans are going ballistic! Did the zombie apocalypse just happen?!"
Chelsea Diamond grabbed a microphone.
Chelsea Diamond: "Your days of running this division are over! We out number you, and we're taking a stand! You want these belts (Women's, Women's Tag Team, and Femme Fatales, which were represented at the time), we beg you to come and get them! We don't care who your 'Boss' is! We don't care how many of you there are! We're going to spend 2016 taking 'Joshi Mafia' apart, piece by piece!"
Miceli: "Chelsea is fired up!"
Santos: "I'm glad to see our roster taking a stand against the 'Joshi Mafia' tyranny!"
Harlow: "Maybe, just maybe, we'll finally see some fair fights around here!"
Miceli: "Fans, I wish we could stay with this all night, but we're running out of time! Join us on TBS this coming Tuesday for the Show Time Power Hour, and right back here on TNT next Thursday for more Show Time Femme Fatales. For Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"
The episode went off the air with everyone fighting to the dressing rooms.