Post by TheShowJordanRichards on Dec 17, 2015 13:08:21 GMT -5
The episode opened with footage from the Macon, GA, live event that took place over the weekend (Saturday, December 12). It showed "Candy Crush" regain the NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship from "Kunoichi Blade."
Madusa Miceli: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the hottest hour on television, Show Time Femme Fatales! I'm your hostess, Madusa Miceli, and I'm surrounded by all kinds of lovely. With me, as always, are my co-hostesses, Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow. As you just watched, 'Candy Crush' regained the Tag Team Championship over the weekend. We will also have footage of the controversial match where Eve Torres retained the Bantamweight Championship against Aoi Kizuki by blatantly getting herself disqualified."
Melissa Santos: "Aoi Kizuki cannot get a fair outcome against Torres. Since she won the championship at 'Starrcade,' she has been cheated in every match."
Noel Harlow: "Well, Torres is the Administrative Assistant for Jordan Richards when she is not wrestling. that may have something to do with it."
Miceli: "Maybe so. One thing is for certain. That poor girl can't catch a break! We'll talk more about that in a few minutes. But first, let's go to the ring for the first of three '6-Woman Tag Team' matches!"
Match One ~ "Bishioni-gun"--Saki Akai, Ai Shimizu, & Shinmei Kanna vs. "Fifutishēdo (Fifty Shades)"--Remei Asuka, Mizuho, & Moeka Haruhi with "Madame" Michiko Omukai, "Mistress" Yinling, & "Dominatrix" Mika Nishio
Saki Akai has been on a tear since bringing Shimizu and Kanna to NWA: Show Time. This group has a standing history for the DDT promotion in Japan. They dominated the match, for the most part. Haruki was a bright spot for "Fifutishēdo," but they still fell after Akai hit the "Rookie Award" on Remei.
Winners = "Bishioni-gun" by pinfall in 6:46
Nishio proceeded to whip Remei, Haruki, and Mizuho back to the dressing room for the loss.
Miceli: "Yinling and company are a strange brood, that's for sure."
Santos: "A motley crew, no question."
Harlow: "You said it. Why don't those girls ever fight back against the 'Dominatrix?' She wouldn't whip me like that!"
Miceli: "I can only imagine they like it. Well, changing the subject. As was announced on the Show Time Power Hour this week, our ladies division will team with the ladies division from NWA: DFW to present a pay-per-view spectacular this coming Saturday, December 19. All three of us will be on hand, along with 'So Cal' Val, Barbie Blank, and Jim Ross for this once-in-lifetime event. Nearly fifty of the finest women's wrestlers on the planet will converge on Las Vegas, Nevada for 'Battle of the Babes: Lipstick & Dynamite.' I can't wait!"
Santos: "Me either! It all kicks off at 8:00 Eastern Standard Time. Every match will feature the ladies of Show Time Femme Fatales taking on DFW stars. We'll see which ladies division reigns supreme."
Harlow: "It's the opportunity for the ladies of Show Time to represent!"
Miceli: "It's going to be off the chain. I can tell you that! Chanel is standing by with the former Tag Team Champions, 'Kunoichi Blade.' Chanel?"
Chanel: "I'm here with Black Lotus and Sakura, and they are very unhappy about their title loss this past Saturday."
Black Lotus: "Unhappy about our title loss?! We're flat-out pissed off! We were robbed! Hojo and Diamond cheated the entire match, and the pin never should have been counted! I wasn't the legal woman in the ring! We demand a rematch!"
Chanel: "Well, a rematch is up to the Commissioners to schedule."
Lotus: "We refuse to let the Commissioners dictate anything to us! We want those belts back, so we're going to take them!"
Chanel: "Well. You heard Black Lotus. They're going to take the belts. I'm not sure what it means exactly, but I'll bet it's not going to be pretty. Back to you, Madusa."
Miceli: "Those girls are hot! Sakura didn't say a word, but you could see the rage in her eyes!"
Santos: "'Kunoichi Blade' is dangerous on a regular day. They may be lethal when they're angry!"
Harlow: "'Candy Crush' might want to look over their shoulders from now on."
Miceli: "Speaking of that, we're getting word that there's a commotion in the back. Our cameras are heading to the location now."
The cameras cut to the dressing room area, where "Kunoichi Blade" was destroying "Candy Crush." True to their word, Lotus and Sakura took possession of the NWA: Show Time Women's Tag Team Championship belts. As they left the area, Sakura looked into the camera and exclaimed, "No one takes what belong to us!"
Miceli: "I guess they meant business. Those are two bad mamma jammas! We need to go back to the ring. Nina?"
Match Two ~ "Stardom Strong"--Reo Hazuki, Yuna Manase, & Kris Wolf vs. "Joshi Mafia"--Hikaru Shida, Awesome Kong, & ACT Yasukawa
This was a challenge match that was precipitated by the brutal attack on Yoshiko last week. Yoshiko suffered two orbital fractures and substantial bruising after Yasukawa slammed a 2X4 into her face. "Stardom Strong," which was out of the country at the time of the incident, sent out an open challenge to "Joshi Mafia," which was accepted by Kong, Shida, and Yasukawa herself. "Joshi Mafia" controlled much of the match. Everything changed about ten minutes into it. A heavily-bandaged Yoshiko hit the ring with a steel chair and waffled Yasukawa in the back, causing the referee (Nikkon Lee) to call for the bell.
Winners = "Joshi Mafia" by disqualification in 10:04
Yoshiko went after other members of "Joshi Mafia," who ran like scalded dogs out of the ring. Yoshiko grabbed a microphone and pointed at Yasukawa, who was grimacing in pain from the chairshot.
Yoshiko: "Watashi wa anata to issho ni kaishite shutoku suru baai, anata wa kono yoi o mitaideshou (When I get through with you, you will wish you looked this good)! Anata o koroshimasu (I will kill you)!"
Miceli: "Holy crap! Yoshiko's gonna beat the fool out of ACT Yasukawa if she gets her hands on her!"
The crowd began to chant, "Yoshiko's gonna kill you!," prompting "Joshi Mafia" to leave ringside.
Santos: "My Lord! The crowd is chanting, 'Yoshiko's gonna kill you!' This is getting serious!"
Harlow: "I honestly believe Yoshiko could murder ACT Yasukawa right now. If she knows what's good for her, she will run and run far away from here!"
Yoshiko began tossing chairs and other debris around ringside as her stable mates attempted to calm her down.
Miceli: "Let's take a break and restore some order out here."
Miceli: "Fans, we're back. Manase, Hazuki, and Wolf finally got Yoshiko to leave ringside, but she looked right at me and said, 'I will kill her.' I believe her. ACT Yasukawa might want to book the next flight out of town, or she may be sleeping with the fishes, if you know what I mean."
Santos: "I have never seen one woman that mad in my life, and I'm Latina!"
Harlow: Me either, and I'm a New Yorker!"
Miceli: "All right, fans. We promised we would show highlights and discuss the Bantamweight Championship match from this past Saturday. Here you go."
Footage of the match was shown, which saw Eve Torres punch Senior Referee Carly Rae in a direct attempt to get disqualified against Aoi Kizuki. Rae indeed called for the bell as she writhed in pain on the mat.
Miceli: "We have heard from Deputy Commissioner Kakimoto that Torres has been fined $5000 for that punch. I hope it was worth it, darlin'!"
Santos: "Torres was on her heels and Kizuki had taken over the bout. Eve clearly knew what she was doing. She feared she would lose the title and did whatever she could to save it."
Harlow: "She claimed afterward that she was 'dazed,' and 'did not know' who she was hitting, but the video shows obvious intent to strike the official, in my view."
Miceli: "I would almost guarantee a rematch will be signed in the very near future. Speaking of near future, we have heard that the one-on-one match between Kairi Hojo and Io Shirai has been scheduled for Clash of the Champions 'Season's Beatings,' which will take place live the day after Christmas on TBS. Remember the agreed upon stipulation. If Hojo wins, "Joshi Mafia" must disband as a group."
Santos: "This match has huge ramifications on the future of the ladies division in NWA: Show Time."
Harlow: "I bet it contends for 'match of the night' as well. Those two girls can go! Outside of Manami Toyota, I'd rank them as the two best in the ring in all of women's wrestling."
Miceli: "We have one more commercial break, then we're back for the main event!"
Miceli: "All right, guys and gals! It's time to get it on!"
Match Three ~ "Joshi no Densetsu"--Manami Toyota, Meiko Satomura, & Takako Inoue vs. "Triple Tails"--Kana, Io Shirai, & Mio Shirai
This was a wild affair from the get-go. The referee (Ashley Massaro) could not keep order. The bout was thrown out after nearly eight minutes of brawling.
Winners = double disqualification in 8:20
The teams continued to fight until Kana knocked Toyota unconscious with a "Spinning Heel Kick" to the temple. She then leaned down, licked Toyota's face, and screamed, "I want your belt!"
Miceli: "That Kana is as off the rails as she is dangerous! She knocked Manami out cold. I've never seen that!"
Santos: "Kana has been a fierce competitor her entire career!"
Harlow: "I know that they've tangled in the past, and that Toyota has beaten Kana, but she may have met her match at this stage of the game! Kana manhandled Toyota during portions of that fight."
Miceli: "I guess time will tell. Fans, we're all out of time for this episode. Please join us for 'Battle of the Babes: Lipstick & Dynamite' this coming Saturday, exclusively on pay-per-view. As always, tune in to TBS for the Show Time Power Hour this coming Tuesday and right back on TNT for Show Time Femme Fatales next Thursday. For Melissa Santos and Noel Harlow, I'm Madusa Miceli. Keep on rockin' and rollin'!"